A/N Just to avoid confusion I should probably explain that Regina is older than Zelena in this fic XD
Chapter One
Regina rolled her eyes deeply as she leaned against the side of her car with her best, and only, friend Mal leaning next to her and smirking.
"What are you pouting about, Gina?" Mal laughed.
"What do you think?" the shorter girl said with an exasperated sigh, "what could Zelena possibly be doing that could make her twenty minutes late?"
"You have got to loosen up," the other girl said while she rolled her eyes, and then added, "just because your sister has a thriving social life that we could only dream of."
Regina sighed and fell back harder against the side of her Mercedes, "I just wish that she didn't crash her car, mom said that she won't be getting a new one until senior year. Somehow I ended up as her personal chauffeur."
"What is the worst that could happen if she had to walk home?"
"She would go crying to dad and he would always side with his 'little princess'," she replied mockingly.
"You're being dramatic, just because Zelena is two years younger, it doesn't mean that she is automatically the favourite."
"It's not that I think she's the favourite, mom and dad just treat her that way because she acts like a moron and they feel the need to protect her from the big bad world."
"You have got to stop being so bitter, do you really want me to be your only friend for the rest of senior year?" Mal teased as she hit Regina lightly with her elbow.
"I am quite content with the way things are at the moment," Regina sighed and her companion just smirked.
Mal was about to reply, when there was a thundering sound from the sky and rain began to fall rapidly upon those still in the car park of Storybrooke high.
Regina scowled deeply as her friend began to laugh, "you're on your own Mills," she announced and then went off in search of her own car.
"You are a terrible friend!" the soaking girl shouted, which earned her a thumbs up from Mal as she turned around quickly and then went back to running towards her car.
Regina rolled her eyes and began rooting through her bag for her keys, but half way through, someone shot past her on a skateboard, straight through a puddle that was still there from the rain storm of a few hours ago. As the water splashed her, she growled deeply and looked after the blonde girl who didn't even bother to turn back and say sorry.
"Hey!" she shouted.
The girl turned around and Regina nearly forgot how to talk when she realised that it was Emma Swan, Storybrooke's resident badass, but a moment later she shouted, "what the hell is wrong with you?!"
The blonde slowed her board down but was still rolling away from the girl she had just attacked with water, "sorry princess," she called and then violently pushed her foot against the ground, shooting off in the direction of the exit.
Regina cleared her throat and then scowled down at her wet clothes.
"What happened to you?" someone asked behind her.
The brunette narrowed her eyes and then turned to face her sister, "you happened, now get in the car!"
Zelena scowled at her sister and shook her head, "Killian said he'll meet me here, he said he has something important to ask me."
"If it's that important, then I'm sure that he can remember it until tomorrow," she replied and then finally managed to open the car door and motion for the younger girl to get in.
"This could be important, Regina," Zelena almost whined.
"I highly doubt it," she shot back, "I want to go home and I have no qualms driving away without you."
The red head rolled her eyes and was about to get into the car when she heard a distinct set of footsteps from behind her, she turned and smiled broadly at the footballer she'd had a crush on since they'd met.
"Hey Killian," she said almost if she was in a trance.
He shot her one of his signature smiles with a slightly quirked eyebrow, "I'm glad you waited."
Regina rolled her eyes again and sighed heavily, "look, it is obvious that you want to ask her out, so I should probably just fill you in: she isn't allowed to date. You would be wasting your time even attempting to plan something," she then turned to her sister and added, "if you would rather walk home, in the rain, then I'll quite happily leave you here so you can live out your clichéd life."
With that, she turned and got into the driver's side of the Mercedes, and proceeded to wait a few seconds before starting the engine as a warning to the girl who had yet to move.
"Sorry about my sister, she's a sociopath," Zelena sighed and jumped slightly as Regina beeped the horn.
Killian just nodded and pointed at the car, "you should probably go right?"
The red head nodded with slightly slumped shoulders and viciously yanked the passenger side door open and fell into the seat. Looking out the window, she offered the footballer a small wave, but before he could even raise his hand, the car was already moving.
"You are a terrible sister!" Zelena shouted as she slammed the front door closed behind her.
Regina didn't even bother to look behind her as she replied, "because I didn't want to wait in the rain as you flirted with Killian Jones, if you ask me, you should be thanking me."
"I didn't ask you!" the red head shouted, continuing to follow her sister into the living room, "just because you have absolutely no grasp on popularity, it doesn't mean that you have to try and take mine away."
The brunette finally turned to look at the other girl and narrowed her eyes, "do you really want to be just another cheerleader who goes out with a footballer?"
"Yes!" Zelena shouted.
Regina was about to make a scathing reply, but they were interrupted by the sound of the front door opening and the entrance of Henry Sr. and and Henry Jr., otherwise known as their father and fourteen year old brother.
"What is going on?" the older of the two Henry's asked, the happenings of a teenage girl may have been beyond him, but he could still tell when one of his daughters was about to attack the other one.
Zelena turned around and her expression instantly changed to one of hurt when she saw that it was her father.
"She embarrassed me in front of Killian and now he's probably never going to ask me out," she cried and ran forward into her father's arms.
Henry Jr. raised his eyebrow and looked over at Regina, they shared an exasperated look, and he just shook his head, going off in the direction of the kitchen, this was certainly not something that he was interested in.
Regina rolled her eyes at her little brother and whispered, "traitor," as he walked past her, which earned her a chuckle from the brunette boy.
Zelena pulled away from her father and said, "I can go out with Killian, right?"
"You're still being punished for your car," Regina announced and the red head turned around to scowl at her sister.
The younger girl then turned back to her father and pouted, "please, daddy."
Henry swallowed hard and considered his options, he had heard a lot about Killian Jones, none of it particularly good.
"I told you that you're not allowed to date until senior year," he replied after a moment.
Zelena stomped her foot and pouted further, "that's not fair, Regina went out with Daniella when she was a junior."
Regina narrowed her eyes at her sister, mentioning her ex-girlfriend had become somewhat of a taboo in their household, mostly because of how much it pissed the older girl off.
"That was very different," Regina growled, but didn't offer any elaboration.
Henry Sr. sighed, he knew that Zelena was just trying to irritate her sister now and he could admit that she went too far, "you are not allowed to date."
"Ever?" the red head blanched.
"We've been through this, Zelena," he sighed deeply, "you have to wait."
"But Killian will be in college before then," she cried.
"I don't think there's much danger of that happening," Regina quipped.
Zelena's face was consumed by anger and she leapt forward, pulling them both onto the couch, "you are the worst sister ever!" she shouted as she tried to hit her only to be constantly blocked by the brunette's forearms.
Henry Sr. rolled his eyes and easily pulled his youngest daughter off his oldest and held out his hand to stop her from another attack.
"This is not your sister's fault Zelena," he announced, "you are not allowed to date until senior year."
"But that is not fair," she cried, "Regina dated before senior year and you let Henry go out with Violet last week, why are you victimising me?"
Henry Sr. thought about this for a moment, he could hardly deny the hypocrisy, but at the same time, he didn't like the thought of Zelena dating.
"You're right," he sighed and watched as the red head's face lit up, and though he knew that this couldn't end well, it was the only solution that he could think of in that moment. "You can go out with Killian when Regina gets a girlfriend."
Zelena's face went from one of hope to one of complete disbelief, "that isn't fair."
"You were complaining that Regina is allowed to date and you're not, so this is the clear solution."
"But…there aren't any other gay girls at Storybrooke high," she countered, almost begging her father to think this through.
"You can't know that for sure," Henry replied, "but if it is true, then I suppose you will have to wait until your sister is in college."
Zelena looked at Regina almost pleadingly, as if she would lie about having a girlfriend, but she just crossed her arms and smirked at her sister.
With a huff and a stamp of her foot she shouted, "you are ruining my life!" and then ran off to her room.
Regina looked up to her father in shock and a moment later they heard the front door open, and within seconds Cora was standing at the entrance to the living room.
The mayor of Storybrooke looked between the two of them and said, "what happened?"
The younger brunette jumped up from the couch and said, "dad just basically told Zelena she can never date."
-The next day-
Will Scarlet leaned against the wall next to General Office and waited to find out who he was supposed to be a 'buddy' to. He knew that the only reason he had agreed to take part in this programme was because he would get extra credit, but he was legitimately afraid that he would get someone who would have the urge to beat him up.
A moment later, the door opened and a teenage blond boy walked out of the office, he looked like he belonged with the footballers, but at the same time, he wore an expression that allowed his nervousness to shine through, he decided that he at least deserved a chance.
"Robin Lockesley?" he asked.
The blond looked up and smiled at the boy, "I suppose you're Will?"
The brunette boy nodded in response and said, "ready for your tour?"
Twenty minutes later, Will had shown the new boy as much as he possibly could without overwhelming him and they were currently sat in the courtyard inspecting all of the people who currently had a free period.
Robin looked around at the people who would be going to school with for the better part of two years and he had to admit that the most approachable person he had met so far had to be Will. Turning to him, he asked, "so what else can you tell me?"
Will raised his eyebrow and looked around, "I've already told you almost everything…"
"You know what I mean," Robin laughed.
The brunette let out a sigh and nodded, "Killian Jones is the quarterback, Kathryn Nolan is the head cheerleader…"
"And are they together?"
Will shook his head and explained, "they went out last year but ended up breaking up. Killian is currently after Zelena Mills."
With that, he pointed at the red head who was clearly complaining to her friends instead of studying.
The brunette continued to explain something, but Robin had stopped listening as he continued to stare at the girl in the cheerleading outfit. He felt instant attraction to her and blurted out, "is she going out with Killian?"
The other boy tilted his head and brought his hand forward to turn Robin's head towards him, "no," the blond's face split into a smile until Will added, "she's not allowed to date until her sister does."
Robin's shoulders slumped and he asked, "how could you possibly know that?"
"She has been complaining about it since getting to school, I'm pretty sure that everyone knows about it by now," he laughed in reply, "you've got no chance."
"Surely all we need to do is find her sister a date."
"We?" Will asked with a furrowed brow.
Robin shrugged and said, "I know I haven't met many people, but I figured we could be friends, right?"
The brunette bit his lip and tried not to smile, instead he cleared his throat and nodded, there was no reason that the new kid had to see that this was a big deal to him.
"Sure…but there is one major issue here," Robin looked at him expectantly and he said, "her sister is kind of a…shrew."
"You have got to be kidding me," Robin laughed but received a deadly serious look in response.
"Everyone in the school is afraid of her."
"So we need to find her a dude who can handle fear?" he replied as if it was the most simple solution in the world.
"Men aren't really Regina's type," Will said evenly.
"Then we need to find her a badass girl," the blond adjusted, "how difficult can that be?"
Will just shook his head and said, "even if there were options, I doubt that any of them would be willing to go out with Regina."
Robin quickly looked around his eyes fell on two girls sitting on a wall laughing at some video on one of their phones.
He pointed at the blonde one and said, "what about her?"
Will quickly slapped his hand down to the table and whispered, "do you want to be murdered?"
"What?" Robin laughed somewhat nervously.
"That is Emma Swan," he replied still in a whisper as she could hear them from across the courtyard.
"Meaning?"
"She is probably the only person scarier than Regina, she's one year away from leaving the foster system and rumour has it that she enjoys violence way more than can be considered healthy."
Robin nodded slightly and said, "any rumours on her sexuality?"
"I think she's bi, but she's hardly the type to take someone on a date, if you know what I mean," Will replied.
The blond just shook his head and shot another glance at the girl in the red leather jacket, she looked perfectly normal, if not slightly rough around the edges.
"I'm sure your overreacting about all of this," he laughed.
"Trust me, I'm not. Besides, what makes you think that Zelena would even go out with you?" the other boy retorted.
Robin swallowed hard just as the bell rang out and Zelena stood from her seat, seemingly going in a different direction to her friends.
"I'll go and talk to her," he said with fake confidence and before Will could say no, he already approaching her.
Pulling out his timetable, he swallowed hard again and tapped her on her shoulder, "excuse me."
Zelena turned around and smiled at him, "hi," she said instantly.
Robin just about managed to stop himself from letting out a breath and continued with his plan, "I'm kind of new and I was hoping that you would be able to tell me how to get to English."
The red head furrowed her brow as she looked down at his timetable and replied, "you're in my class so you can just follow me, but aren't you supposed to have a buddy?"
"Errr…he had to go to the nurse because he had a headache," the blond lied.
Zelena nodded and motioned for him to follow her which he promptly began to do with a dopey smile on his face.
Another thought popped into his mind and he said, "Robin, by the way."
"Zelena," she replied with a smile.
Robin nodded, trying to pretend that he didn't already know that and said, "you know…I really need help catching up with everything…"
The red head thought this through for a moment and then nodded. Her father said that she wasn't allowed to date, but she could still bother him by studying with a boy, even if it wasn't the boy that she actually wanted to date.
"I could use some extra credit," she replied casually and Robin resisted the urge to raise his arms in triumph.
Instead, he looked over at Will and shot him a thumbs up which earned him an eye roll.
A/N Hope you guys enjoyed, let me know if you're interested in more :)
