The Adventures of Mary-Sue in the Land of Stories she Should NEVER be in
by Cassandra and Kristen (she's my story monkey! XD)
Her name was Mary-Sue. She had long flowing brown hair that sometime changed to a golden yellow, or whatever color she felt like having that day. Her eyes were the same. Everyone loved her, she was beautiful, sexy, and all the main characters of different stories somehow fell in love with her. She could also kill a moose with a walnut from 1,000 miles away.
But Mary-Sue had a problem. Somehow, she was always sucked into different worlds. This time was no different. She was about to go where no Mary-Sue had gone before. LEGOLAS GREENLEAF'S BATHROOM.
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Legolas hopped out of his very modern looking elf shower (... give me a break, I don't know what a damn elf's bathroom would look like. x_x), and quickly put on a towel. He admired himself in the bathroom, saying to his reflection what everyone knew: he was the prettiest.
"Who's pretty?" he asked himself. "I'm pretty!" He then went to work on something that would take hours for any good-looking elf with an ass like granite, and that was lotioning! Aah yes, lotioning. This little blonde elf had so much of the stuff that he'd never have to go out and get replacements ever again. At least every shelf was packed with lotions and hair care products, and obviously these things have done their magic. Just look at him, isn't he one sexy elf? YES. HE IS.
------------------burgers!------------------
Kristen has to write the next chapter. Or something. Har.
by Cassandra and Kristen (she's my story monkey! XD)
Her name was Mary-Sue. She had long flowing brown hair that sometime changed to a golden yellow, or whatever color she felt like having that day. Her eyes were the same. Everyone loved her, she was beautiful, sexy, and all the main characters of different stories somehow fell in love with her. She could also kill a moose with a walnut from 1,000 miles away.
But Mary-Sue had a problem. Somehow, she was always sucked into different worlds. This time was no different. She was about to go where no Mary-Sue had gone before. LEGOLAS GREENLEAF'S BATHROOM.
------------------CUE LINE ACTION!------------------
Legolas hopped out of his very modern looking elf shower (... give me a break, I don't know what a damn elf's bathroom would look like. x_x), and quickly put on a towel. He admired himself in the bathroom, saying to his reflection what everyone knew: he was the prettiest.
"Who's pretty?" he asked himself. "I'm pretty!" He then went to work on something that would take hours for any good-looking elf with an ass like granite, and that was lotioning! Aah yes, lotioning. This little blonde elf had so much of the stuff that he'd never have to go out and get replacements ever again. At least every shelf was packed with lotions and hair care products, and obviously these things have done their magic. Just look at him, isn't he one sexy elf? YES. HE IS.
------------------burgers!------------------
Kristen has to write the next chapter. Or something. Har.