this is a fic bout the Akatsuki appearing in our world.(shocking, right) i am accepting OCs kuz i need them.

i am still working on my other story, but im rewriting it kuz it sucks.

Disclaimer: i do not own Naruto or any of the characters or any OCs i get. i only own myself... and im thinking about buying Hidan... :3

Prolouge: A few drinks and Amaya is already off her rocker. After a long night partying with some friends, she returns home and gets some sleep. But what she didnt know was that she would be getting a lot more than a normal seeming morning. Its a dream-come-true. Or so it seems. After meeting her favorite evil villains and even falling in love with the same person for the second time, does she still want them to stay. Or does she want them to get the hell out of her life, and out of her world forever? Its a mystery that even she doesnt know. And then a few friends barge in one day. Can someone say "Chaos and mass destruction." ?

Rated M for language... and a few other things... heh heh

Morning came like a bitch, as it always did. Throbbing hangovers and aching limbs were all to familiar to Amaya. One second she was dreaming about killing rainbow unicorns, the next an alarm clock blared beside her futon. She groaned and pulled the silky comforter over her head. But it was no use. The alarmclock still shrieked in its annoying, high-pitched way. Pulling the comforter away, she tried her best Uchiha glare, even then the damn thing wouldnt shut-up. Heaving a big sigh, Amaya lifted her fist and smashed it down on the alarmclock. It sputtered and finally quieted.

Grumbling to herself, Amaya lazily crept out of the futon and stumbled to her full-body mirror that hung on the closet door. She looked the same way she did practically every morning. Her short black hair sticking out wildly with a major case of bed-head. Her dark green eyes smudged with day old mascara and eye-liner. Her clothes stained and stunk of liquer. Just another normal morning for her. Sighing once more, she grabbed a fresh bundle of gothic clothing and took a slow, steaming hot shower. Allowing the heat of the water to wash off last nights sins that she would have to repent for later. But of course, Lord Jashin would forgive her, so she put that off for later.

Suddenly, the song Weasel Stomping Day echoed throughout the empty house. Gasping, Amaya lept out of the shower, still naked and the water running, and hurried to her room and grabbed the ringing phone, flipped it open and put it to her ear.

"Whats up!" her friend Ellie screamed.

"Uhm. I just woke up and my hangover is killing me." Amaya murmured, rubbing her temple with a black-nailed finger.

"Oh, sorry." Ellie lowered her voice. "That was an awesome party last night. We should go agian soon."

"Uhm hmm."

"Do you want me to come over? I got some pain killers."

"Those are well-needed right now."

"Cool. See you in 'bout an hour." The dial tone buzzed in Amayas ear. A small meow startled her. A black, six week old kitten rubbed agianst her ancle. The kitten looked up at her with grey-blue eyes. Amaya smiled and tickled the kittens chin before running back to the bathroom and shutting the water off and getting dressed.

Skipping breakfast as usual, she walked outside to be greeted by a soft, warm breeze that made the field infront of her sway like an ocean of grass. A content sigh escaped her lips. Smiling happily, she wandered into the field and into the dense forest that surrounded her whole property. The swaying trees and smell of fresh nature calmed her and seemed to clense her spirit. If only everything could be like this.

'I dont have a good feeling.' Jenna, her inney, whispered.

"Shut the hell up. I feel fine. Actually, Ive never been better." Amaya replied angrily.

'Just listen to me for this one time. Please.'

"No! I am going to enjoy myself for the time being."

'Hold on. Do you hear that?'

"Hear what?"

'The wind changed. You should get out of there!'

"What are you talking-" Amaya never got the rest of her sentence out when a gust of rough wind knocked her down. The wind grew stronger and sharper with every gust. It kicked up leaves creating a sort of funnel in the sky. Trees shook with a force so strong it pulled them tword the darkening funnel in the sky. The funnel turned into a deep black hole that seemed to never end. Amaya wrapped her arms around a large root that stuck out of the ground and screamed, but all that came out of her mouth was silence. She squeezed her eyes shut and prayed to Lord Jashin that it would stop. She could hear a tree being ripped out of the ground close by, then a few loud cracks of something colliding with tree branches. Then the wind stopped. Everything stopped and it became oddly calm agian. So calm it was eerie. Amaya opened her eyes reluctantly. The clearing around her had been destroyed. Large trees lay split on the ground, shrubs and bushes tossed randomly. It would take forever for her to clean it up and restore it to its natural beauty. Then a strange movement caught her eye. Amaya quickly scrambled up and hid behind the closest tree.

Peering around cautiously, she noticed a figure stumble out of the brush. Then a few more. And pretty soon, nine people stood awkwardly in the wrecked clearing, holding their heads and looking around them in wonder. Amaya gasped when she realized who they were. The Akatsuki, or so it seemed. But one of them was missing.

"Leader-sama! Tobi found a girl!" a voice yelled childishly from behind her. Before she could spin around to see who it was (even though it was quite obvious), she was grabbed and dragged to the dazed criminals. They stared at her with sleepy eyes. The only one that seemed to have recovered quickly was Pein. He strode up to her and Tobi released his death-grip on her arms.

"Where are we?" Pein demanded. Amaya remained silent, still shocked about him suddenly appearing.

"Where are we?" he repeated.

"Uhh... My house?" she wasnt sure what to say. Pein narrowed his ringed eyes.

"Dammit bitch! You better tell us!" Hidan grabbed her by her shirt and hoisted her into the air. Amayas eyes grew wide as she gazed upon the fake man she had fantasized about so many times. She squeezed her eyes shut.

"I must be dreaming." Amaya whispered to herself. Hidanshook her, making her open her eyes and squeek in surprise.

"Put me the fuck down, Hidan!" she yelled. The surprised Jashinist set her down.

"How the fuck do you know my name?" he growled.

"Why would I not know the name of the man I love to death?" she replied with a smile. Hidan raised an eye-brow.

"Do you know Tobis name?" Tobi shrieked. Amaya giggled and nodded.

"I know all of your names." She pointed to all of the members and named them off.

"SInce you seem to know so much about us, do you know where we are?" Pein asked once agian.

"Well, duh! Your at my house. My world. Your not in your home world anymore. Come back to my actual house and ill explain it all to you."

end chappy one! how was it? i tried my best...well, not really. but i think i did pretty good. tell me wat you think and give me and OC. Read and Review!