Ore-Sama: Pingu and I were joking around on Shady's livestream, and I decided to actually write this shit!
Warning: Crack pairing
Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh GX. I don't know who does, but I don't!
Chazz waited impatiently for his private helicopter to arrive at the mainland. He had just found out that Duel Academy Island was out of the ice cubes that he loved rubbing all over his body, so he decided that desperate times called for desperate measures.
"Are we there yet, Steve?" Chazz asked the pilot. The pilot said nothing, so Chazz unbuckled himself and went to check on the pilot. The pilot appeared to be asleep, so Chazz attempted to shove the man out of his seat, but he didn't succeed. The Steve opened his eyes.
"YOU. YOU SHALL NOT LAY A HAND ON MY PRECIOUS ICE CUBES." The Steve said, his voice distorted thanks to the Millennium Rod's full penetration of his mind. He then died, so Chazz shoved him out of the helicopter and took control.
Chazz landed safely at the mainland, and ran to the closest convenience store. He bought a bag of ice cubes, and called his limo. He left for his nearest estate, and ran to his room. His brothers were far away at the moment, so he was safe for what he planned to do. He opened the bag, and pulled out four ice cubes- two for each hand. He pulled his clothes off, and rubbed one ice cube filled hand over his nipples while he sucked on the other ice cubes. When the ice cubes had melted completely, he grabbed a couple more, and massaged his rock hard key with the ice cubes, groaning at how good the cold relief felt. He continued this process until he shot WD-40 out of his key, and sighed deeply.
'I need to make sure to never run out of ice cubes again.' Chazz thought to himself.
Ore-Sama: In my defense, this was supposed so be so bad that it was funny. Also, I wrote this in about 15 or 20 minutes. So flames cannot hurt me! Come at me, bros! Also, I should go back to updating TAFFY next week. I'm sorry for the hiatus guys!