Hey Guys this is my new profile and I know this is just an author's message but….. I know y'all will love me when I tell you that I'm writing a new story called "Do you love me?" and it's an all-human story with canon couples, and it's twilight. I'm writing the prologue while you read this right now. Well, this is like a one-shot, actually it's an MSN chat with Edward, Alice, Emmett, Rosalie, Bella, and Jasper. I hope this brings u laughs.

They are 13 years old and are in 7th grade.

Shopaddict=Alice

Muscleman=Emmett

Browneyes=Bella

Bronzey=Edward

2kind=Jasper

Blondey=Rosalie

Shopaddict, Muscleman, Browneyes, Bronzey, 2kind, blondey all signed on.

Shopaddict: HEY GUYS!

Browneyes: Ali calm your cool!

2kind: Hey sweetie.

Bronzey: Hey guys

Blondey: Waz down guys!

Muscleman: Que pasa bromas.

Browneyes: LOL! Em, don't act black cuz u aint black.

Muscleman: Wat eva bell

Bronzey: Hey hey watch it guys no internet fighting.

Browneyes: Smart one we r chatting no internet fighting. ;)

Shopaddict: Hey so Bell wat r u doin 2morrow, if ur doin anything CANCEL it, cuz we r going SHOPPIN!

Blondey: WOOOO! (Sarcasm)

Browneyes: Wat Rose said, WOOOOO! (sarcasm)

Shopaddict: stop ruining the fun guys

Bronzey: u guys I'm only on to get homework for tomorrow cuz I forgot to write it in my Agenda.

Muscleman: Eddie is such a softie.

Browneyes: Tell me about it. (u know Ily Ed.)

Shopaddict: Hello? Girl we have to go shoppin for clothes for the field trip to Disney Land.

Shopaddict, Browneyes, Blondey logged out.

Muscleman: Ha, no girls to flick us off now.

2kind: What ever, Emmett.

Bronzey: Yeah, who wants to hear a blond joke?

Muscleman: ME!

2kind: offensive much, I'm BLOND!

Bronzey: Fine only girl blond jokes.

2kind: Fine. :L

Bronzey: Once there were three blonds in an elevator, the elevator was stuck, so on said "Let's yell together so they can here us." So they agreed and started to yell, "TOGETHER TOGTHER!"

Muscleman: LOL!

2kind: Guys I have to go BYE!

Muscleman: yup I have 2g2, Bye Eddie ma man.

Muscleman, 2kind, and Bronzey logged out.

A/N: Review please and I will get the story in by tomorrow, PROMISE!

- Amanda