One night Al was swimming unsuccessfully when a flaming colonel crashed in to his hot tub, creating Von Hohenhiems. Al flailed at Roy's miniskirt collection and he decided to burn them all. Riza shot Roy because he had said collection, and he dove into a nearby pile of assorted pastries. Envy saw bagels in the pile so he called L, who came disguised as Nekozawa. Then the Von Hohenhiems tried to use the patented "Honey Flash" Technique which did not at all work due to the abundance of pudding. Creed dove into the pile of pastries looking for Train, his one true love, but L had switched disguises so he was dressed like Train. Thus, Envy also disguised himself as Train. L decided to kidnap Honey and plot to steal all of the assorted pastries and Dark watched from afar, wondering what the heck was going on. Al jumped into the pile of assorted pastries and L and Mori decided to have a staring contest. Light fell from the sky onto Mori, so L won. L then kicked Light, knocking him unconscious. Al accidentally sat on Envy-Train. So when Creed tried to glomp "Train"(envy), he was promptly speared by Al's armor and he died. Honey then threw the unconscious Light into a wall for falling on Mori. Dark then flew over and drop-kicked Light in the head, killing him but then Dark's shoe exploded and blasted him away like Team Rocket. Pikachu showed up and tried to electrocute Al. However, Kero and Pikachu had a staring contest, which Zexion won. Axel, who had been lurking, set fire to the assorted pasties so Creed and Envy-Train died. Al, now thoroughly electrocuted and melted, became Sasquatch. Kurogane killed Sasquatch but then Princess Tomoyo's curse kicked in and Kurogane spontaneously combusted. Neuro, standing upside down on a nearby light pole, threw Yako into the burning pit of pastries and went back to the demon world because he had had enough of the madness. THE END
AN: OH. MY. FREAKIN'. GOSH. That is quite possibly the most epic thing InsaneToTheFifth has ever created. Ever. :O
So, in here we have…
FMA
Death Note
Black Cat
Ouran High School Host Club
D.N. Angel
Cardcaptor Sakura
Pokemon
Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle
MTNN
Oh my. But that's not even everything we've all read…