Arya, with her silky blond hair, her fair skin, her almond shaped crystal eyes, her hourglass shape, her sexy legs…yeah whatever you get it was staring in the mirror at her beauty. In fact, she admired herself. She admired her perfection. Her perfection was one of the best ever. And that was saying a lot given all the other annoying females that existed in Alagaesia. In fact as she was brushing her silky black hair (yes it changes colour), she also admired her sex appeal in leather. In fact, she was also a vegetarian the best way of life she called it and part of PETA and as such went on their annual nude festivals for animals. Nevermind, she wore leather.
In fact, it was just another day when suddenly her mirror turned into a swirly mass of pink, green, yellow and red and sucked her in. Into another world…
The Read World
'Oh yes, Arya. Arya, Trianna, dwarf woman. Yes yes yes!!' Paolo yelled as his white manly juices splayed over nude pictures drawn by his illustrator JJP. Yes, it was just another ordinary day for Paolo when suddenly a portal appeared out of nowhere and a woman with fair skin, silky hair, crystal amethyst eyes, a hourglass shape, a wonderful bosom like a sharp dagger sticking out…and yeah I think you get the point.
Paolo began drooling as his dream had came true. His favourite character had appeared before him at last. And now, he was thinking of all the wonderful thing he was about to accomplish. But his joy didn't last for long when the radio mysteriously started.
'Yes, we have a 4th wall break with a Mary Sue in our world. I repeat a Mary Sue. Please calm down while the elimination begins. Ready Order OGE. I repeat ready order OGE' the radio announcer said before suddenly a loud screeching noise resounded throughout the room and the elimination began…
OPERATION GOLDEN EAGLE: PHASE 2- JERUSALEM SIEGE
OROMIS DIES!! THANKS TO GALBY!!
GALBY IS STRONG CAUSE HE LEECH SEEDS DRAGON HEART OF HEARTS
DRAGONS ARE NOT EXTINCT
BROM IS ERAGON'S FATHER
ERAGON GETS NEW SWORD CALLED BRINSINGR
SLOAN IS SENT TO ELVES AND BARRED FROM MEETING DAUGHTER FOR REST OF LIFE
NASUADA CHALLENGES HER MOM'S COUISIN TO EMO FEST
ELVA KEEPS HER POWER
SELENA IS ABLACK HAND
Cult of Herostratus
And so the Mary Sue died to the horror of
A/N: R-L fic? Perhaps. But note, I didn't use his full name.