Galby thumbed his chair in impatience as he waited for his man-slave Murtagh to arrive in leather. Galby was rather impatient today, he was looking forward to whipping his white ass into a red pulp. And having a generally very hawt sex scene (A/N: I'm getting turned on already) where he would shove his 'sword' us his arse. He hadn't had this good a sex slave since the Forsworn. And even better was the fact that Murtagh would tend to cry a lot in the sex even though his character is normally not the type to do that (A/N: Hey this is just fanfiction, therefore I can do whatever I want!). Today he was gonna have particular fun, for he had just discover a new way to have fun.
Murtagh walked into his chamber door with a choker and crying as usual enough to fill his pool.
'Good day, Murty' Galby said as he pulled out his whip, chainsaw, sword and all sorts of nasty things at once 'you can forget about lube, we got shampoo!'
'As usual' Murty replied with tears again (A/N: Hey, he has to cry, he's the uke!! Sas-UKE is a uke and Murty is the same thing. Therefore, he's a uke!)
Galby stared in satisfaction before saying 'But today we have a new source of pain and pleasure'
Galby murmured a few ancient words before a disembodied voice yelled out to Murty's horror…
OPERATION GOLDEN EAGLE: PHASE 2- JERUSALEM SIEGE
OROMIS DIES!! THANKS TO GALBY!!
GALBY IS STRONG CAUSE HE LEECH SEEDS DRAGON HEART OF HEARTS
DRAGONS ARE NOT EXTINCT
BROM IS ERAGON'S FATHER
ERAGON GETS NEW SWORD CALLED BRINSINGR
SLOAN IS SENT TO ELVES AND BARRED FROM MEETING DAUGHTER FOR REST OF LIFE
NASUADA CHALLENGES HER MOM'S COUISIN TO EMO FEST
ELVA KEEPS HER POWER
SELENA IS ABLACK HAND
Cult of Herostratus
A/N: Yes, it's a joke. Duh!