Extreme

(Light)

This is getting really annoying! L always has to reach the extreme levels to do... well anything! Instead of one chocolate he prefers a chocolate cake, three cupcakes and a pie! Instead of just keeping an eye on someone (who he thinks is Kira) he hand cuffs them till their freakin' blood circulation stops!

"Why does Ryuzaki have to stick to you like glue... I wanna stick to you like that... forever" her grumpy puffy face flattened and her eyes sparkled when she announced 'forever' so emotionally... ugh...

"I already told you, he wants to investigate properly" and I want to kill both of the idiots... well L's not... actually... I want to kill the dumb ass blonde and sugar freak right in front of me!! There! I'm being a little too angry today... well considering the fact that I'm handcuffed to L and am apperantly dating Misa, I guess It's more than okay to be angry.

"Well it seemes you'll have no trouble finding love... ever infact" his wide eyes widened to their... extreme, darkened with the black circles lining his eyes widening as well... a light and merry smile scared his snow white face. Shoving a peice of cake in his mouth he glanced at Misa... who was staring at me for the past few minutes with that sparkle in her eyes. She could go on for days like this and he culd go on eating sweet things... wait he already does that... twenty-four/seven...

L is so meticulous, careful about every single detail. He's always testing people, no matter what it is. He's never really sure about what to do anymore. Misa's just... ugh you can see right through her shallow personality. She gets on my nerves and is probably the most annoying person I have ever met. Thank God she didn't ask to sleep over here in the apartment where L and I unfortunately sleep.

"Hey!" Misa shouted sounding like she just got an idea... she hardly ever gets one of those. This better not be one involving me! "I have an idea why don't I sleep over here tonight that way I wont have to worry about you or stay away from you!" she beamed.

"U-umm no!" Why me!?

"Why?!?!" Misa shouted.

"Yes Light I don't see why not..." he smiled a creepy smile, more of an evil smirk.

I glared back at him as if I was saying "bastard!"

"Yay! I'll go bring my stuff" she scurried of to her entire 'floor'. Why the hell would she want to bring stuff and what I wonder what this stuff is...

L sat a little away from me crouched with his legs curled up and his arms tightly pressing against the sides of his legs , pulling them towards his chest. His hands clutched his knees. His eyes were fixed on a dark chocolate cake placed before him. L wouldn't even blink, I guess he didn't want to miss anything... but what would he miss? It's just there and cakes don't move!!! Why am I even thinking about this! Am I going crazy?

One thing that stopped me from frowning so much was the cool wind blowing in from the window, wide open. It wasn't even a breez just a slightly strong gust of wind. The bright stars twinkled in the deep blu

Stupid cake.

"Why don't you just eat it now if you're staring at it so much?"

"Well let's see" a finger pressed his lips together as he spoke "I already ate two brownies, chocolate icecream, strawberry shortcake, a heap of chocolate truffles and drank five cups of tea, which I now think needed more sugar... so I would like to wait a little while before I can eat it." he quickly said. His voice was steady and deep, as always... sometimes he's really jumpy with his way of words; The over dose of sugar must take effect some time or another.

"Oh" sometimes I imagine him sitting like that, hugging his legs and rocking back and forth, back and forth till the person next to him goes crazy and has a nervous breakdown... oh and I wonder who that person right next to him is.... I hate you all!

"I'm back Light did you miss me?!" Misa burst the door open and shouted out screaming at the top of her lungs.

"You only left for a few minutes so-" wasn't able to finish my sentence...

"I knew you would miss me for even a few minutes that's why I came as fast as I could with all my accesories!!!"

"Huh?"

Misa held a load full of none other than makeup like a baby in her bracelet covered arms... she smiled and ran for the bathroom. The door swung open and out of curiousity I leaned over a little but stayed in place to see what she was doing. Misa crammed handfuls of lipgloss, lipstick, blusher, mascara and a hell lot of other things I didn't know of in the bathroom. I guess spending so much time with Misa has taught me the names of all these things. Sigh...

"There all done!" she clasped her hands together but suddnely yawned and suggested that we all go to sleep but she suggested something very very unexpected... "I want to sleep next to Light in the middle!"

"Why don't you just sleep over there" L pointed to the edge of the bed where if she would sleep... it would only be with me. I wanted L to suffer too... if only Misa agreed to-

"No I want to sleep in the middle but I will bravely have to sacrifice sleeping only next to Light... I don't want to fall off the bed, that's why you two are supproting me!"

That's exactly what I wanted to her to do... L should have to suffer too! I was hoping she'd say she wants to sleep next to L but that's impossible.

"You do have a point there Misa" L smiled again but this time he was trying to say he's pervert... maybe that's what I want him to say...