Hiya, folks!
Don't know if any of you remember me, but I was ThEvilNgel for along time... And Nekon-san. Anyway, I'm not dead, if anyone cared.
Please, don't ask what inspired this cause I really couldn't tell you. My brother came up with it. I just wrote it out.
Disclaimer: The wonderful characters in this story belong to Takao Aoki. I'm using them for entertainment purposes only, and hardly even that. Anyway, I own nothing... SO!
On with the story! (Ha!)
"The Twinkinator"
Just a regular crazy day for the BladeBreakers. Max and Rei are in a conversation of which it's earlier contents you are not allowed to know. So you can drop in…
Now…
"You need to be less like a dog." That was Rei
"And you need to be less like a cat." And that was Maxie
"At least I don't spin in circles five times before I lay down."
"At least I don't sleep in the windowsill."
"At least I sleep at the head of my bed."
"At least I don't eat out of a can."
"At least I don't have an iron dog collection."
"At least I don't have an iron cat collection."
"Touché."
"Gesundheit." That was Takao.
Rei and Max stood there for a minute just twitching and staring at their idiotic Japanese friend.
…
"What are you… Playing?" Rei asked cautiously. He was playing a video game of some kind. All they knew was there was a floating hand poking a big yellow thing that appeared to be oozing some white goo that strongly resembled puss.
"The Twinkinator"
Yet again, Rei and Max stood there, twitching and starring but again, in confusion.
"The… 'Twinkinator'?" this was Max, just making sure he heard correctly.
"Yep. It's sold 58 copies." There was an unnerving air of pride in his voice.
Rei stared at it some more, thinking that maybe he could figure out why someone would make a game that consisted of a floating hand poking a giant twinkie oozing frosting or filling or… Whatever's in twinkies.
"M-… Mind if I try?" This was a bit of a strange question for Rei of all people to ask, but he was curious. Obviously.
"Sure,"
So he did.
Five minutes later Rei walks into the kitchen and finds Hiromi digging through the fridge. She turns around and looks in shock at his hands.
"…"
"What happened…?" She asked, her voice filled with horror.
"Hm? Oh this?" He holds up his hands, "Ah, well my fingers ran away while I was playing Takao's's game." A game in which consisted entirely of pressing the same button over and over. After a few moments of Hiromi staring in horror at Rei's hands, they went into the other room to find Max with patches over his eyes.
"Maxie… What the hell happened?" Rei asked, while staring in confused horror.
"Oh, don't worry, Rei, my eyes just threw up is all,"
He stared to twitch. "Max, your eyes threw up and you're telling me not to worry?"
"Hey, your fingers ran away"
"Hm… True. I'm gonna miss them."
Hiromi fainted.
... I only changed a little bit. It was pretty stupid to begin with, but it's still kinda funny. So there it is.
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Iskrenne,
~Sarah Vic