In the long corridors and great halls which are part of Hogwarts and its' History, something is moving. The camera moves quickly about trying to locate it, when suddenly it spots it.
The shadow swiftly heads up to the tower and stops in front of a blank piece of wall, the moons light behind it. The camera tries to zoom in on the face but to no avail.
"Lunartickle." The shadow murmurs as it puts a carefully manicured hand on the rough stonework.
A click and the wall parts to show a door made of mahogany.
The shadow swiftly opens it and enters the room behind.
A sharp snap of the door is the last sound heard before the stonework moves smoothly into place again.
A sigh is heard from behind camera.
The camera turns around revealing a 14 year old girl holding the strap of the camera.
"That's my baby." The authoress says unconcernedly to the screen.
A moment of shocked silence.
"No not –my- Baby you silly audience. I created her so I consider myself to be the mother of this random fic."
Silence still envelops the computer screen the audience gazes at.
"Well if you think -I'm- weird, wait till you see the outrageous plotline you're going to be subjected to!"
The Authoress grins into the screen.
"Just wait. You will see."
The screen blacks out.
(AN:)
Me: Hello there you strange people you! Thank you for choosing my fic to have a gaze at. Yes it is me! The authoress of DOOM!
(A blond head pops round the door of the room.)
Blond person: Watcha doin?
Me: What does it -look- like I'm doing, Lixe?
Lixe: (looks like she's thinking)
Annoying the readers?
Me: too true. (grins evilly).
Anyway I must be going - need to feed the children...
(An enraged voice filters through the sanctum)
I AM NOT A CHILD!
Me: You are compared to me Aea!
Aea: But I'm older than you!
Me: ahh! Yes. (Smiles evilly) But… -you- don't exist.
Aea: (sulky silence).
Me: (turns back to the camera)
If you happen to be hooked with fascination at this fic then please feel free to return soon, as I will update regularly.
(Grin.)
Bye!
xX
P.S. Lunartickle meansmoon blessings... at least, that's what it means forMe and MyStory.