Blackjack's ways of the doughnuts!
Strategy no.1
The Annoying song...
"Hey, boss"
"Yer"
"how about a doughnut break?"
"how many times do I have to tell you Blackjack, you can't just waltz into a store for some doughnuts-you're a WINGED HORSE!"
"Lets hit the drivethrou then."
"Blackjack the same logic applies..."
They flew in silence for a while then..
"Hey boss...
?I know a song that'll get on your nerves,
Get on your nerves, get on your nerves,
I know a song that'll get on your nerves and this is how it goes...
Ooohhhh
I know a song that'll get on your nerves,
Get on your nerves, get on your nerves,
I know a song that'll get on your nerves and this is how it goes...
Ooohhhh
I know a song that'll get on your nerves,
Get on your nerves, get on your nerves,
I know a song that'll get on your nerves and this is how it goes...?"
"Okay, okay we'll hit the drivethru!"
"Yay!"
Strategy no.2
Persistence...
"Yo Boss,"
"Yeah?"
"Can we get some donuts"
"Blackjack you know what happened Last Time!"
"Yeah and?"
"Do you really what a repeat of last time?"
"I'll go through ANYTHING to get my donuts!"
"Blackjack, NO!"
"Please?"
"No"
"Yes"
"no"
"Yes"
"Nope"
"Yep"
"Nope"
"Nope"
"Yes"
"Yay thanks Boss!"
"wha-what?"
"You said yes!"
*Growl*
Strategy no.3
Blackmail
"Boss, can I get some donuts?"
"No Blackjack, you can't"
"Please"
"Nope"
They flew in silence for five minutes then..
"Donuts?"
"No"
*Sigh*
TEN MINUTES LATER
"Donuts?"
"No"
"I'll hold tell Annebeth about your fascination with my little ponies"
"You wouldn't"
"oh I would..."
"I hate you"
"I love you to, now what about those donuts!"
"Fine"*Grumble*
Strategy no.4
Guilt
"Hey boss can we get some doughnuts?"
"No we can't get some doughnuts, Blackjack"
"Yes we can"
"No we CAN'T"
"I've been flying with you on my back for at least 40miles, that in its self deserves some, whilst following some crazy person in a miniature van ,that looks like every other car on the road-I hasten to add- with you sopping wet on my back. Must horses would have dumped you way back. I think THAT deserves a donut break?,"
"Fine we'll go and get you blasted donuts then!"
"Thanks Boss!"