Author's note: Hey there! So this is my first fanfiction. I hope you enjoy it! Thanks for the ending sentence, Dinode!
Disclaimer: I don't own Megaman, Deadpool, Bob: Agent of Hydra, or any other characters in this fanfiction (except for Deadpoolman, I sort of own him in the sense that he is a robot master version of Deadpool that I made, and Repulsor Man, who I sort of own. He is based off of Iron Man in the sense that he uses a repulsor-based attack (the repulsor blast)).
"Okay, you've got this," said Megaman, as he approached the second fortress door. "All I have to do is take down the next robot master and copy his weapon. Then I can head home for a break. Oh, I really don't want to," Megaman said, before being cut off by a loud, robotic-yet-human voice as he entered the robot master's lair.
"Boss time!" Deadpoolman exclaimed.
Megaman replied by saying, "What? We aren't in a video game..."
"Sure we aren't," Deadpoolman replied, while snickering.
Well, okay, maybe I'm fine with destroying this one, but then I'm going home anyway, to recharge my energy, Megaman thought to himself.
"Well, aren't you going to use the pause glitch?" Deadpoolman asked. "Oh, wait, this game doesn't have Elecman's weapon, and you need it to pull it off."
"The what glitch?" Megaman asked in respone.
Deadpoolman replied by saying, "Does it really matter? I'm getting bored, let's get on with the boss battle!"
They then started to
"Hey! Quiet! I'm trying to fight here," Deadpoolman complained.
Hey! You shouldn't be able to hear what I'm saying!
"So what? You know that I know you are there," Deadpoolman responded.
What if I hit my "Deadpoolman can no longer hear me" button? Would that help things?
"Yes," Deadpoolman replied, "but I would prefer it if you could just stop telling the story."
Well, I can't do that. I've pushed the button now, there shouldn't be any more interruptions from Deadpoolman now.
Anyway, then they started to fight. Megaman struck first by firing a shot from his megabuster at Deadpoolman. Deadpoolman was able to dodge the shot. Then Deadpoolman struck:
"Take this!" Deadpoolman yelled, before swinging a katana at Megaman with one hand while firing his pistol with another.
Megaman didn't expect Deadpoolman to use two attacks at once, and, therefore, got hit by Deadpoolman's katana, though Megaman was able to dodge the pistol. Then Megaman switched to the weapon that he had copied from the previous robot master: The Repulsor Blast. He had gotten it from "Repulsor man", who, quite frankly, looked like a jet pack with a head, arm, and legs (with the arms and legs looking sort of like jet packs as well).
Megaman then fired a repulsor blast at Deadpoolman. Deadpoolman got hit, and, sure enough, was close to being defeated. However, Megaman, at that moment, realized something: Deadpoolman was repairing himself! I have to beat him fast, before he completely heals himself, Megaman thought. Megaman then proceeded to fire another Repulsor Blast at Deadpoolman, which finished him off.
Deadpoolman then replied, still down and immobile, "I guess you really are tough to beat like Bob said. Here, copy my weapon systems now. I have to turn myself back into a human and then get back to my own universe. I told my friend Bob that I would meet him for a game of checkers."
Megaman replied by saying, "Wait, you turned yourself into a robot? How? Also, you're from another universe?"
Deadpoolman replied, "Do I really need to explain? Just copy my weapon systems. Then you can go on to the next robot master, or back home, if that is where you are heading, and then I can head back home after turning myself back into a human."
Megaman then decided to ignore anything the robot was saying, copied his weapon, and then left.