At the Yaoi Panel at Persacon there was a Yaoi fanfiction writing competetion. I decided to join. Was the only guy. The rules were simple, you had somewhere around 2 hours (didn't take me that long) to write a fanfic on the spot and you had to use 5 words picked by all the people in the room not participating in the competetion. The 5 words picked to be used in every fanfic were 1) suction cup 2) bowling 3) tentacles 4) apple sauce and 5) glitter. There were other rules like it couldn't be an OC (original character), etc. but who cares? lol
Point is had to be two guy anime characters making love. I shipped Goku and Vegeta from Dragon Ball Z together. Now without further adue.. enjoy~

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*Indention* One night, after a few too many to drink, Goku and Vegeta decided to go bowling. Vegeta was in an oddly good mood and was becoming a little too friendly with Goku, finding reasons to rub up against Goku and as the night continued became more aggressive with his advances. Goku didn't refuse these. His eyes were sparkling just like glitter. One thing lead to another and before they knew it Vegeta had his lips locked around Goku's large throbbing penis much like a suction cup. Goku was liking it. For Vegeta's first time at this he knew how to give a mean blow job, and by mean I mean fucking fantastic! Goku was giving in to this gay passionate loving. They began to undress, caressing each other's chisled bodies. They shared their first kiss. Vegeta wanted to prove his dominance by taking Goku up the ass first, but Goku would have none of that. Turning super saiyan he pinned Vegeta to the ground, already aroused by Vegeta's A+ blow job. As his power level was rising so was his dick size. Not only was he super saiyan, but so was his penis! He started to insert that large powerpole into the depths of Vegeta's ass, but it just wouldn't fit. Not having any lube on hand he instead grabbed the jar of applesauce they had just happened to be carrying around, took a handful, and applied it thoroughly to Vegeta's asshole. Then tried again. With a forceful thrust it slid right in. The look on Vegeta's face wa priceless. Intense pain and pleasure all at once. Vegeta, feeling entitled to some fun as well took his long, furry, hard tail and began playing with Goku's ass, only furthering Goku's already intense pleasure and sexual assault. Goku liked the idea of tail fucking and further displayed his power and sexual prowess by going super saiyan 4, growing a tail of his own. Now both with tails he inserts his penis roughly back into Vegeta's mouth where Vegeta knows it belongs while their tails, much like tentacles, begin vigorously ass fucking each other. In the heat of all this they notice the full moon outside and with them now both having tails they begin to transform into huge apes, Oozaru, with equally huge penises! Much to their dismay the end result of their night of love is not only a demolished bowling alley, but a demolished town. So they decide to set off together on a journey to find the Dragon Balls. A journey that just might lead to more super saiyan sex... Speaking of Dragon Balls, wonder what sort of penis Shenron is packing ;]

The End~

Oh yeah, and I had to read this out loud to a live audience lmao oh what times.
Won $20 and a t-shirt though, I'm not complaining. And so get to say I'm an award winning yaoi writer now xD
Even though.. I probably shouldn't be proud of that, but whatever.