AN: These one shots will be as if one of my friends or myself are in the Twilight Universe. I OWN NOTING FROM TWILIGHT! It is purely fan based.
Sarah:
I was sitting in the sun; curled up with a nice thick book to read; escaping from the insane vampires that have an obsession with popping out of thin air just to see me jump. Then lets not forget the Fashion Nazi that we call Alice. I shuddered; bad memories. I had just gotten into the story when I felt the earth begin to shake. I looked around to find Emmett barreling towards me. My eyes must have widened comically because his booming laughter started up. I threw my hands in front of my face; as if that would help protect me from the mammoth size vampire; but still. I could still hear the ringing in my ears as he plopped down next to me on the ground. I brought my hands down and muttered in a dry voice, "Your blinding sparkle powers have succeeded in scaring away every fuzzy woodland creature Em."
"C'mon Sare-Bear!" I cringed at that awful nickname. Must he peg me with his favorite food source? "Have a blinking contest with me!"
Oh my god. He's not serious is he? I blinked at him for a minute or so. I guess I didn't respond fast enough because he started making faces at me. I glared my fiercest 'You will leave me alone imbecile' look. When that didn't work I verbally responded.
"You want me to what!" I yelled quietly; yeah I know it's an oxymoron. Emmett grinned; "I want you to have a blinking contest with me!" I shook my head; I heard what he said; I just don't believe he said it. He's nuts right? There was a snort to my left; I jumped and I dropped my book as I held my hands in a defensive pose that would usually be classified under 'ninja' but I say it's the drunken pirate! I glared at the second sparkly vampire; he made me loose my place in my book. Edward rolled his eyes; a smirk glued to his face; "Emmett isn't nuts; he's just an idiot. And you were on page 66."
"Yeah!" Emmett boomed; I stared at him for a moment; counting down, 4…..3…. 2….. 1…. "HEY!"
Edward and I rolled our eyes in sync as we stared at the fuming Emmett; he agreed every time. Every time! And he still hasn't learned!
I picked up my book glaring at the sparkly vampires; and started back toward the house muttering; and thinking, things about the craziness and the smug, stupid mind readers.
I made it back to the house without any breakages; I must say it's an accomplishment. Just as I was about to sit down on the couch and continue reading I heard a squeal of: "!"
My eyes widened and I paled dramatically. I tossed the book down and sprinted to the backdoor. All the while I was yelling: "Emmett! I'll do the blinking contest! Just save me from the evil torturing pix- AAGRH!" My face met the ground yet again as pair of small arms tackled me. I felt myself being slowly dragged back to the house by the ankles. I looked up desperately at the two- well one vampire left in the sun; Edward in stitches at my predicament. That coward must have heard her coming a mile away! And he RAN! Through the stream of endless chatter going on by the evil pixie tortures extraordinaire I heard Edward say; "Obviously, he's not that big an idiot." Stupid Mind Reader.
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