God save the King.

Author: LonelyWriter42

Summary: Murata Ken has had enough of being the babysitter of Shin'o and Yuuri.

Disclaimer: I do not own Kyo Kara Maoh!, only the corner of woe that I sit in when thinking of how I don't own Kyo Kara Maoh!


Murata Ken wasn't easily angered after being the babysitter of Shin'o for the past four thousand years and the crazy 27th Maoh, Shibuya Yuuri, but the two's latest prank was enough to send him over the edge.

"What are you doing?" He boomed.

Shibuya snickered. "Nothing."

Shin'o shrugged.

"You two." Murata hissed through clenched teeth.

"C'mon, Murata. You said you wanted a hot girl to come and whisk you off your feet…" Yuuri giggled.

"Yeah, but not a female sheep!"

"Would you rather it be Yosak in drag?" Yuuri asked.

Murata sighed. Sometimes he wished he was anyone but him.