Me and my friend, Singinggirlone (not on this site view her page on deviantart! .com/ ) have been writing this for a while. Finally finished the first chapter today! R&R please!

Warning: There is a lot of Out-Of-Character-ness

Disclaimer: Me and Singy do not Own anything. Capcom does.

Chapter One- Not Again

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September 4
Wright and Co. Talent Agency
9:30pm
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"Here! Taste this tasty spaghetti!" Trucy handed Apollo the plate of spaghetti with a floating fork.

"It's obviously plastic, Trucy," Apollo said as he tried to hand the spaghetti back. Trucy pushed it toward him again.

"Come on Apollo, you're no-" BANG!

"MR. NIIIIIIIIICK!" Soon, it sounded like someone was about to crash through the door.

"WHO THE-" Trucy and Apollo were interrupted by more banging. Phoenix came out of his room, rubbing his eyes sleepily.

"Only one person would call me Mr. Nick. It's Pe-"

"Sounds like a girl, Daddy," Trucy teased. Phoenix did a facepalm and started laughing.

"You sound happy Mr. Nick- NOW OPEN THE DAMN DOOR!" the voice yelled. Phoenix opened the door. A brunette wearing various shades of pink tackled him.

"IT IS A GIRL DADDY!" Trucy jumped up and down in joy. The pink-clothed teen stopped hugging Phoenix and start evil glaring him and Trucy.

"Did. She. Say. Daddy?"

"Um…" Phoenix scratched his head.

"Yes!" Apollo said matter-of-factly.

"Apollo, why would you-"

"But… You're Mystic Maya's SPECIAL SOMEONE!" the teen punched Phoenix in the face.

"Pearls, you still hit really hard," Phoenix groaned as he fell to the floor.

"Mr. Nick, this is no time to be lying down! Mystic Maya is in trouble! Now get your ass down to the Detention Center right now!"

"…Pearls, did you just cuss?"

"What's a cu-us?"

"Pearls, how did you get here?"

"I ran of course!"

"Didn't I teach you about the train?"

"Tray-in?"

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September 4
Detention Center
9:45pm
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"NICK!" exclaimed a raven-haired woman.

"Who is this one?" Apollo asked.

"Daddy, it's another girl!" Trucy exclaimed. Pearl evil glared her. Maya ignored the "Daddy" comment.

"You're. Not wearing. Your suit." Maya growled.

"Yeah, well a lot of things have cha-"

"You look homeless…. And you're not wearing the Magatama."

"I haven't worn it for-"

"Where is it?"

"It's um… In a drawer. In my room."

"Go get it."

"Well this is a lovely way to greet an old-"

"Put on the suit and the Magatama, or I am not talking to you."

"Well that would be a bad choice on your-" Both Maya and Pearl glared at Phoenix. "Okay, okay. I'm going to put them on." Phoenix walked away while the other four stood in silence.

Thirty minutes later, Phoenix came back in his suit, his hair spiky like it used to.

"Wow! You clean up nice, Daddy!" Trucy said.

"Wait. Did she say… Daddy?" Maya finally noticed what Trucy had said.

"Well, funny story…" Phoenix said nervously.

"He's not really my daddy," Trucy began.

"Well, whatever," said the 22 year old. "I've been accused of murder."

"AGAIN?" Phoenix did a facepalm.

"Does this happen often?" Apollo asked.

"Every time I haven't seen her in a while," Phoenix explained.

"I am Mia, greeter and tour guide of the spirit world! Oooh!" Pearl had channeled Mia.

"Mia! What have you been drinking in the spirit world?"

"It really gets to you after nine years of no contact, whatsoever," Mia said as she glared at Maya.

"Sorry sis." Mia nodded and turned to Phoenix.

"Phoenix Always Wright, nice to see you after a long time."

"Mia, I told you not to say my full name, ever."

"Aw! But it's so cute!" Mia gushed.

"It's embarrassing!"

"I didn't know that you had a middle name, Daddy!" Trucy said. Mia gave a look of surprise.

"Daddy?" she asked.

"Uh… Long story."

"Isn't she a bit…. Old for me not to know about her?" Mia asked as she stared at the fifteen-year-old magician.

"I take offense to that!" Trucy said.

"You take being older than eleven offensive?"

"Never mind."

Phoenix interrupted their conversation. "Maya who did you "kill" this time?"

"Dr. Grey?"

"No, that was the second time you got arrested."

"How many times has this woman gotten arrested?" Apollo whispered to Trucy.

"Oh, many, many times," Mia interrupted their hushed conversation.

"Where do you fit into all of this?" Apollo asked.

'I'm the dead older sister!"

"…"

"Oh, I'm also Phoenix's mentor."

"…"

Mia sighed. "Long story short, the women of the Fey family can channel dead spirits. Pearl probably channeled me to stop herself from punching someone."

"Too late," Phoenix muttered. "So you know who the real murderer, right Mia?"

"Of course I do."

"You're going to tell us, right?" Psyche-locks appeared around Mia, Apollo's bracelet surged with energy. "I'm going to take that as a no."

"So Nick, you're going to defend me, right?" Maya's look was hopeful.
"Well, you see, I kinda can't."

"Why not? You're a defense attorney!"

"I'm not anymore."

"But you're wearing the suit! And the Magatama is around your neck!"

"You told me to wear them!"

"It's totally misleading."

"But you- Okay. I can't defend you, but Apollo can."

"…. His voice sounds like he's still going through puberty."

Trucy giggled. "He practices with his Chords of Steel video."

"Hmm…" Maya pondered, "but he does have spiky hair… He'll do!"

"Wait, you're going to choose me because I have spiky hair?" Apollo asked, confused.

"Well, Phoenix defended me twice and won. He had spiky hair… You have spiky hair… Same thing, right? Anyway, I have one condition. He has to wear a blue suit."

"What's wrong with the color red?"

"If you dress like Phoenix, I'll have more confidence in you."

"Oh yeah, that makes me feel so much better about defending you."

"Excuse me," came a guard, "visiting hours are almost over."

"Well Apollo," said Phoenix, "looks like you're defending Maya."

"But I don't even know about the ca-" Pearl, who was done channeling Mia, slapped Apollo.

"YOU WILL DEFEND HER!" she screamed at him. And, with that, Apollo, Trucy, Phoenix, and Pearl left the Detention Center, leaving Maya all alone.