Rating: R for profanity, sessyual content, yaoi, deranged humor, and some perverted-ness.
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! or any of the characters, but if I did, Malik, Bakura, and I would be in my bedroom, playing 'Cops and Robbers'. XP
Note: This fic mainly focuses on Malik and Bakura. The rest of the gang comes in as well, but they're not really main characters. Sorry. :/ Oh, and if text is italicized, it means someone is thinking. (x
Chapter One: A Day In The Life Of Malik Ishtar
"Gah. What a horrible dream. Hey—What the..?! MARIK!!! Have you been jacking me off at night again?!?!" Malik yelled at his yami, as he looked around his puddle of sweat and –cough- 'male love juices'.
"What? I thought you might like it." Marik snickered, standing in the doorway. He flicked his head at the door, and hid in the closet.
"Malik! It's time for—OHMYGOD. WHAT IN THE NAME OF RA HAVE YOU BEEN DOING?!" Isis exclaimed, coming in the door.
"That's none of your business." Malik scoffed.
"Hmph. Anyway, it's time for school. Go take a shower, that puddle of 'whatever-that-is' is disgusting." Isis shook her head and left the room.
Marik immediately stepped out of the closet. "Stupid witch. She's always—Hey, where are you going?" Marik asked.
"I'm going to the shower, of course. You can come if you like." Malik replied with a grin.
"Of course, why wouldn't I?" Marik said, and ran into the bathroom with Malik.
Later, Isis was making breakfast when she heard noises coming from upstairs. I wonder what that brother of mine is doing now... Isis thought. She simply shook it off and continued to make breakfast.
Upstairs, Malik and Marik were humping like zoo animals. "HARDER! YES! That's it, HARDER!" Malik cried out. "OHHHH YEAH, THAT'S IT! KEEP GOING!" Marik yelled. They were on top of each other, doing it on the tub floor.
Downstairs, to Isis again: Jeez, what it that racket?! She thought. Suddenly, the roof appeared with a crack, then slowly the crack got bigger and water started flowing out of the cracks. With a slam, the tub (along with Malik and Marik) came down onto the kitchen table, breaking it.
"MALIK!!!!" Isis screamed. "AND WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR YAMI?!?!?!" Malik looked up at his sister, he completely naked and on top of Marik.
"What? Can't you see I'm busy, woman?" Malik replied. Marik looked up at Ishizu and growled. "We were having fun, until you ruined it with your screaming, stupid bitch." He said. Isis stared at Marik blankly and backed away. "...Breakfast...is ready..." She squeaked.
Marik got up in a rage, and toss over the table. "Gah! What can't a man get a good fuck nowadays without being interrupted?!" He yelled.
"Marik, wait!" Malik cried. "What?" Marik asked, putting his clothes on. "I have an idea." Malik said with a slight smirk. Marik got the idea, and starting smirking too.
Isis, who was still in the room, stared bug-eyed at the two who had devilish smirks on their faces, and quietly stalked into the next room.
"Let's hurry to school, so we can continue our little 'game'." Marik whispered. Malik nodded and hurriedly put on his clothes and ran out the door with Marik.
And, yeah. This is where the chapter ends. I hope you liked it. Sorry it was short. Hehe. And don't worry, Bakura and the rest of the gang comes in the next chapter! Anyway, R&R. Ja ne!