i dont own the xiaolin shodown but i own the book of names...and all its many secrets

eoe: what im not in the story! this is an out rage!

Me: dont my brotha from a nutha motha, i will introduce u next chapter. untill then get back inside your cage.crams his head

eoe: OK OK IM GOING SHEESH ya jack ass y do u ahve to hit me for

me:cuz its fun, NOW GET crams again all this chapter is folkin is an itroduction to the key of the story nuthing much yet but next chapter will be more fun. but pleeeeeze tell me what u thought of my intro.

Chapter one: xiaolin reintroduction

Through the forest of Mt. wanabangerlikadogg a temple was built to house worriers fighting pure darkness, the undead sorceress Wuya in the battle of the Haylin magic and magic objects with aments power called Shen-gong-wu. The little boy jumping and flipping across the plain is the warrior and dragon apprentice of water, Omi, " HA! I told you all this is a piece of pie."

"Omi, it's apiece of cake, not pie." This smoothing talking, Brazilian, ladies man is Raimondo, the dragon apprentice of the wind.

" Oh, quit trying so hard he'll get it sooner or later." This foxy, young lady is the apprentice of fire, Kimiko, from Tokyo, Japan.

"Omi bein' reliable with puns is the same a riling on a crocodile with yer life." This confusing Texan, the crazy puns of his own is Clay, the dragon apprentice of earth.

"Look alive everyone, we have another Wu activation." This travel size dragon is Dojo konojo jo (Dojo for short) the apprentices' means of most of their transportation thank to his ability of shape shifting. "This one is a doozie. This Shen-gong-wu is one of the most powerful Wu Dashi's ancestry has ever created…"

Kimiko cut in curiosity, "Wait a minute, I thought that Dashi was the first to to create any Shen-gong-wu?"

"Oh-no! Did I let that slip?" Dojo asked in astonishment

" Yes I'm afraid you did Dojokonojojo." A man told him from behind.

"Oh, Master Fung where did you come from? I… I… didn't mean to…"

"It is fine, they would have found out sooner or later. I would have liked it to be later but I suppose sense you have let it slip go ahead and tell the story.

" Wait your not mad? Well, okay. Here it goes. As u know all people have parents. And Dashi had a family. Many generations of family just like a normal person. But this family was destined to be great they were instructed to create the Shen-gong-wu by a mighty Pharaoh of Egypt close to five millennia ago. This new Shen-gong-wu we are going after is the key to finding the rest before they actually reveal themselves. It is called the Book of Names. It is a complete list of all Shen-gong-wu and it hold the story of Dashi's ancestry and each and ever event that happened in their lives. By calling the book's name it will instantly show u the past of the page you are on. But when you are on a page o one of the Wu it will be transported to the book holder. We need to get that book be for Wuya and jack or else you can pretty much kiss your ass goodbye."

So they flew off in the direction dojo sensed the Wu. Dojo was heading to Egypt, the obvious origin of the shen gong wu

me: well wasnt that exiting pleeeeeze tell me what you thought of my intro

EOE: can i come out yet?

me: NOT TILL NEXT CHAPTER! smacks him with a frying pan i pulled out of not where

EOE: OW!mumbles as he walks back to his box