It was a day of cheers! Cheers and celebration. Roran threw in cup of wine up in celebration alongside his fellow Varden. As last, they had done it. As last, they had finally defeated the evil which plague them. At last they were nothing more but dust in the bin of history. His men, his family, his friends from Carvahall pat him on his speech and laughed as they called for a speech.
Although he did not feel it was right and instead his brother, no his couisin Eragon should be giving this victory speech he was busy instead spending time in the celebrations elsewhere. Calming himself and resisting the urge to laugh, he quickly kissed his wife and began striding as he nervously accepted the pats on the backs from his friends.
As he reached the stage, towering above the celebrating crowd he wondered and stared. He wondered how one evil being, one evil cause could unite humans, urgals, elves and dwarves to fight for victory. But he had little time to wonder as the eager, hungry eyes of the crowd stared at him with vehement waiting. And so in his loudest voice possible, he began 'Men, women, children, all here present and all who have united in Alagaesia as one to fight against evil. We are now free!'
The audience erupted in cheers before he continued 'Today, we have gained a great victory. All throughout the land, men are walking out of their hiding places no longer fearing the evil and instead with their heads held high and embracing freedom and justice!'
'The elves are at last no longer restricted to their forests, the dwarves no longer to their mountains and the urgals have gain the respect that they so deserve at last!' Roran said to the joys and and yelps of all three races joined together at last in harmony and victory which he could best describe as 'pulchritudinous'.
'Who would have thought? Who would have thought that we the Varden and all the free races of Alagaesia would triumph? Many years ago, no! But now we have gain the ultimate victory thanks to our weapon. Our ultimate weapon. And once more I reveal it to you' Roran yelled as he swished his hands around like a magician.
'Together, I say we celebrate this victory in memory of…and let these words of celebration be revealed now as one' Roran yelled as the audience and him joined together to reveal the secret weapon, the source that ensured their freedom
'OPERATION GOLDEN EAGLE: PHASE 2- JERUSALEM SIEGE
OROMIS DIES!! THANKS TO GALBY!!
GALBY IS STRONG CAUSE HE LEECH SEEDS DRAGON HEART OF HEARTS
DRAGONS ARE NOT EXTINCT
BROM IS ERAGON'S FATHER
ERAGON GETS NEW SWORD CALLED BRINSINGR
SLOAN IS SENT TO ELVES AND BARRED FROM MEETING DAUGHTER FOR REST OF LIFE
NASUADA CHALLENGES HER MOM'S COUISIN TO EMO FEST
ELVA KEEPS HER POWER
SELENA IS ABLACK HAND
Cult of Herostratus'
Roran laughed before raising his wine in the name of the word of knowledge we had provided them with the freedom they had needed at last. The freedom at last from the Suethors, the mpreggers, the badficcers and the bad slash writers whose body now lied in bloodied masses from their mass suicide upon reading the knowledge.
And throughout the land, Alagaesia toasted their victory attributed to these magical words. These magical words from their secret allies. At last, at last they were free.
A/N: Oops, did I say that out loud? Tough luck if you haven't read the book yet. LOL, another victory for the Cult of Herostratus stationed on the Zeta Front. In the name of the almighty Herostratus…never shall we die!!