Super Metal Sonic: This may not be one of my best stories, I was bored when I came up with this but it's not random, hope you like it, anyway I don't own Sonic or Beast wars.

The search of Metal Sonic's room

Eggman wasn't surprised that Sonic and his friends where at his door, seeing as he invited them.
"Why did you call us here Eggman?" Sonic asked as he brushed pass the scientist, "It's Metal" Eggman answered, "He has been acting weird, look" Sonic then saw Metal Sonic sneak into a room and asked "Who's room is that?" "That's his bedroom, I decided it was time I found out what's he hiding in there" Sonic thought about this and then said, "Deal!" The last thing Metal knew was everyone jumping on top of him.

"Okay, lets see what you got here Metal. The complete collection of Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh cards, a Playstation 2, a Gamecube, a Gameboy Advance, the complete collection of Sonic, Crash and Spyro games, 35 issues of Playbot's magazine?" Suddenly a robot with shoulder pads in the form of a rat's head comes in and yells, "Hey those are mine" and leaves with the magazines.
"A Sonic/Beast Wars crossover? You really are Transformer nut aren't you?" Tails said to the author (me), "Yeah I am, Decepticons Forever! Sorry, that was totally random" I said, "Can we get back to the story?" Shadow asked impatiently.

Sorry.

"Anyway," Eggman said, "The complete Transformers and Beast Wars Series on DVD, a Do It Yourself Pimping Kit? A computer generated picture of Metal and Amy doing ...OH MY GOD, METAL, YOU ARE ONE SICK B(Beep)!" Metal Sonic blushed, as everyone stared at the picture then at him, and said "Hey I got wants and needs" Eggman then continued with the search, "A skateboard" "Hey, you found my skateboard" Big suddenly said and at this everyone stopped at what they were doing, and said "We don't even know you anymore". Knuckles then picked up a book and said "Hey, what's this?" Eggman grabbed the book and read the title "Metal Sonic's Fan fictions" as Eggman read the stories, his eyes then widened, "It's full of slash stories" at this everyone (except Metal Sonic, heck even I'm staring wide eyed) stared just as wide eyed as Eggman, who continued to say, "There's Sondows, Amouge, you name it he wrote it". Metal Sonic shook with fear as everyone form Sonic to Omega stared darkly at him, "Metal I think it's time we had THE TALK" Eggman said when suddenly a certain purple, gold and black Predacon stormed in and yelled, "I, Megatron, demand to be in this story". Sonic shrugged his shoulders and said, "Sure, you can talk to Metal" Megatron smiled as he sat down and asked Metal, "So, what I'm I suppose to talk to you about?" "Well, Sonic and the others were about to have THE TALK" Megatron gave a nervous chuckle as he said, "Err... guys? GUYS!?!?" Megatron started banging on the door, demanding to be let out but found the door was locked. After a brief moment Megatron tried to "old tell it as it is" way, then he tried to use sock puppets and then in the end both Megatron and Metal just decided to play Sonic Heroes on Metal's Gamecube.

The End