Sheldon sat, looking thoughtful and a little disturbed in the cafeteria. Raj and Howard stopped discussing who was best of Wolverine and Batman when they noticed the genius wasn't interfering their discussion.
"Sheldon? Anyone home in there?" Howard asked with raised eyebrows. Sheldon didn't offer him a single glance, however, just continued to stare into the air with squinted eyes.
"I think he's finally lost it." Raj commented while picking on his chocolate cake. Howard frowned and turned to him, "What do you mean "finally"? He lost it since before we met him. He was probably born loco." He answered. They both began to giggle.
"What's so funny?" Leonard inquired while seating next to Sheldon. Howard nodded at Sheldon, "Who's not reacting to trash talking of Batman and Wolverine this morning?" Howard asked, and Raj sang; "Who is, Sheldon Cooper?"
Leonard smiled and waved his hand in front of Sheldon's unfocused eyes. "Hey, you weren't kidding!" he exclaimed and tried to steal Sheldon's chocolate milk.
Sheldon slapped his hand and nursed the carton close to his chest with a hiss at Leonard.
"Whoop.. What's up pussycat?" Howard snickered with a smirk.
"Yeah, is something wrong? You seem really tense!" Leonard said, looking worried.
Sheldon put his chocolate milk down and glared a little around him. "I've had some interesting dreams lately. I did some research in Freud's dream interception, and I got some very fascinating results." He said, sipping on his milk.
The three others shared a look. "What was it? Spock transporting himself to the Civil War, and assisting the North in winning the war?" Leonard guessed, waving at Leslie Winkle who walked by with a young man with thick glasses.
Sheldon shook his head. "Even though it's an interesting theory, no," he said and shifted his position in his chair and stared at his friends after turn. "It started out with me at home in Texas. I was running from my mother, who had her mind set on hitting me with the bible because-," Sheldon sighed in the middle of his sentence and heat flushed in his cheeks. "Because I read some of father's naughty magazines." He mumbled and wouldn't look at anyone.
"I thought you were asexual.", "Good mother of god, it's alive!" erupted around the table.
Sheldon scowled and jumped in his chair when he heard rude laughing behind him. He glared at Leslie Winkle who stood snickering at his shoulder. "Dumbass, you have a penis?" she smiled at him innocently.
"Dumbass" glowered at her. "Human anatomy says so." he snapped and turned away from her, back to the others. "Now, Freuds books stated quite literally that I, quote; need to get laid." he said and sighed.
"As much as I enjoy this, and see your logic, I know for a fact that it is not what you think." Sheldon lectured, his voice muffled by the large metal machine. Leonard sighed and rubbed the bridge of his nose. "I'm sorry Sheldon, but unnatural behavior is a sign of brain tumor." Leonard said, rolling his eyes when he heard Sheldon muffled mumbling.
"And you do love getting your brain scanned!" Howard exclaimed from his chair next to the female doctor. "Hi, I'm Howard. I take care of sick people like him. Want to play doctor?" he asked her with a stupid grin.
The doctor plainly ignored him as she checked the screen picture. "No sign of a tumor. Nothing strange except the highly active learning center." she said and pointed at the X-ray picture.
Sheldon positivly beamed at her and nodded. "Yes, when I was seven, my doctor started an paper on my brain activity." he said with a small smile.
"Really? That's impressive! I actually think I read it in medical school! To think, you are patient S!" she said in awe whilst staring at him in a new light.
Leonard lifted an eyebrow to Howard, who gave him a silent thumbs up, and went back to stare at the doctors backside.