Girls like Blair didn't have sex at a Best Western.

Girls like Blair wouldn't be caught dead at a Best Western.

Girls like Blair shouldn't even be at a Best Western so close to the Upper East Side.

All those things had once occurred to her but didn't now because Blair was more focused on the fact that Dan's fingers were inside of her and his mouth was sucking on her right breast. One of her hands was pulling at his hair trying to get him to come up and kiss her while the other was frantically trying to get his fingers moving faster. The harder she tried to thrust against his fingers to make him go faster the stiller his fingers became still inside her.

"Dan…" she whimpered, trying so hard to rock against his fingers as his other hand held her down. He flashed an innocent smile at her.

"Yes darling?"

Blair groaned in frustration. "Dan, please, I need this."

He kissed her lazily. "You don't need anything. You have everything."

This was the part he loved to hear, the part where Blair fell apart before they even started having sex. The first time it happened he had thought she was kidding.

"I don't have you," Blair said, her hands tangling into his hair and kissing him fiercely. "I want you, Humphrey. God, Dan, fuck me. Please, just fuck me."

For some reason she always got wetter after hearing herself say the words out loud, Dan mused as he withdrew his fingers and gently circled them around her opening before thrusting them roughly back in. It was enough to make Blair tense up and whimper but it was Blair Waldorf and of course she would make him work for it. And there was nothing more satisfying than seeing Blair come, whimpering and screaming and moaning and shouting his name and pulling him closer and telling him she wanted more, that she wanted him forever, that she wanted him to fuck her forever.

Even though she made him for it, he knew what he had to do. He would have to change pace, move his fingers around, add a finger, lose a finger but the end it didn't even matter. He could just be slapping her ass and she wouldn't notice but once he teased her clit it was practically game over. She started gasping and that was when Dan rubbed her clit roughly, curled his fingers up firmly, pinched her clit softly and then uncurled his fingers and thrust straight and hard into her. Blair came so hard and was in such amazing, albeit high-pitched, bliss that she didn't even notice that Dan had slipped into her and had slowly started to thrust.

For all the sex Chuck Bass had, he never was able to read her mood like Dan did, Blair thought hazily as she clung to Dan and gasped with every stroke. Even though she had shown up to the hotel room wearing a trench coat and unbuttoned it to reveal sexy Agent Provocateur lingerie and Dan had practically thrown her across the room to the bed, he still knew that now was not a time where Blair wanted it rough. He took it slow and Blair savored it. She was practically constantly drunk from Dan's affection. She never knew how good it could feel to be with someone who wasn't completely vanilla (Nate) or completely aggravating (Chuck). Instead, Dan was like a perfect mix, though Blair would never admit to using "Dan" and "perfect" in the same sentence. It didn't hurt either that Dan's cock was slightly longer and thicker than Chuck's. In any case, Blair tried to stop with the comparisons and just enjoy herself…which brought her back to the situation at hand. Or, her vagina.

Dan slowly picked up his pace and the octaves of Blair's moans and gasps rose until she was practically screaming. Dan smothered her sounds with his mouth as he kissed her until she came, hard, muttering his name frantically and begging for more. Sensing a slow shift in her mood Dan then spread her legs further apart and started thrusting a bit rougher until she came a second time, practically sobbing and shouting his name. Dan came almost right after her, moaning her name and grabbed her head upwards so he could kiss her roughly while the other hand tangled into her soft hair.

He collapsed onto her and their remained in that position while they tried to catch their breaths, Blair's hands running up and down Dan's back as to reassure herself that he was still there.

"Babe, you gotta stop being so loud."

Blair kissed him. "I'm not your 'babe' and I was hardly that loud."

Dan chortled, knowing that she really didn't mind his terms of endearment. "Not loud, really? I beg to differ."

"I can get louder," she said seductively. She flipped him over and straddled him, reaching down to pull off the used condom and flinging it expertly into the trash can against the wall. Another one of the many hidden talents of Blair Waldorf, Dan thought as she kissed him while running her hand down his chest. He caught her hand before she could go any lower and entwined his fingers with hers. "You don't really want to go down that path Blair."

She sighed and climbed off him. "Fine."

He reached down to pick up the blanket that had been pushed off the bed and spread it over their bodies. She curled up against his chest and he wrapped an arm around her. "If we continue like this we're not going to last through the weekend."

Blair reached over to hold his free hand. "I thought you enjoyed our marathon sex sessions."

"I do, but not if it involves you getting louder, I'm pretty sure you really don't want anyone else hear us and I don't know how soundproof these walls are."

"You know, if you had just let me pay for a suite at the Ritz instead of insisting you pay and ending up here we wouldn't have this problem. It's right nearby anyway."

"Do you want to explain to people why I keep coming in and out of the Ritz and in particular your room? I thought you didn't want me to be your social death."

"You know, the Ritz is very discreet. Besides, I've resigned to the fact that when people find out about us you already will be. I don't care if people hear me anyway."

Dan kissed her head. "Thanks for lying. I know you would actually be mortified."

"Slightly mortified," Blair corrected, squeezing her boyfriend's hand. "I think any embarrassment would be dampened by what you're giving me."

Dan laughed. "That is true."

Blair sighed. "Okay, I have to have lunch with my mother and then I'll come back and we can study for a while before you know, we have sex again. And then we can order dinner and then have sex again if you'd like before bed."

"Blair, stop trying to schedule sex. It's not like we're having an affair."

"We're having a social affair!" Blair protested, reluctantly slipping out of Dan's arms and getting out of bed. She dressed quickly in the clothes she had brought and tried to smooth her hair. "How do I look?"

"Deliciously well fucked," Dan said, leaning across the bed.

Blair reached down to kiss him. "That's a bad thing."

Dan pulled her back onto the bed. "Is it?"

"Not really," Blair murmured, kissing him. By the time they broke apart Blair had already unzipped her skirt and was pulling down her underwear while Dan was pulling her blouse off.

Blair fumbled around for her phone while Dan expertly undid her bra and pulled her back under the sheets. She tried to catch her breath as she called her mom.

"Hi mother, I think I'm going to have to be late," Blair said. "I actually might have to cancel. Yes, something just came up that I have to take care of." She made sure she turned off her Blackberry before she tossed her it onto the floor.

"Something definitely came up," Dan murmured, kissing her.

"Mmmmhm," Blair said, flipping him over. "So, condom or no condom?"

"Blair, I'm not going to risk it."

"But I'm on the pill," Blair protested, her eyes wide and giving him a pleading look. She never even had considered that possibility until recently when she realized what she had with Dan was actually stable. And instead of having that scare her, she embraced it.

Dan hesitated. "No."

"Fine," Blair huffed as she watched him roll the condom over his cock. Almost as immediately, she lowered herself onto it and moaned. "God, Dan."

Dan moaned as well. "Blair…"

She started rocking her hips and alternated between riding him hard and slowing down before going hard again. He caught her by surprise when he roughly flipped her over. Blair started moaning louder as he knew she wanted it rough and hard. The first time, she had taken control but ever since Dan clearly wanted to try and take charge as much as possible, which Blair found even sexier.

"Fuck me, Dan, please fuck me." Blair sighed happily, bucking against him as she tried to match every stroke as he went even faster, deeper, rougher. Even though she might be a little sore after she wanted as much as she could get from her.

Queen B would clearly never have had sex with Lonely Boy.

And yet, here she was.

A/N: Oh goodness, this is only my second time writing smut so I apologize if this totally sucked. Anyway, I just needed to get all my Dan/Blair out before the hiatus ends and because of the spoilers for the season finale. Also we know by the promo that Dan and Blair will kiss at least once more so I had to use that to my advantage. Anyway ack okay let me know what you think! Please be gentle I'm totally new to this. And I hope the title makes sense. Also, I actually really love Best Western so I don't mean to bash it!

Disclaimer: Promise I don't own it.