Hey guys, I'm really sorry it's been so long. I've just been through alot lately, i'm not gonna go into details or anything, but on the bright side, I am now dating a beautiful girl. She is amazing and I love her.
Anyway here's a new story I'm starting. If anyone is wondering, yes I am going to finish Like Father Like Son 2, I've just had some writers block. Also I would like to get some more reviews for that story.
Ok, I've rambled enough. On with the story.
It was a clear sky night in Los Angeles, California. In the Seville house, the family prepared for dinner. Claire was in the kitchen. Brittany, Jeanette, Eleanor, and Theodore were watching TV. And Alvin and Simon were in their room. One of Alvin's schemes had gotten them in trouble again and they were sent to their room until dinner.
The Munks and Ettes are 16 now, and Dave and Claire usually have their hands full. Claire moved in with Dave and the kids about 7 months after the chipettes became part of the family.
Meanwhile in the boys room. Alvin slipped on his jacket on over his black t-shirt with the words "Undead Charlie". Simon slipped on a black hoodie and slipped the hood over his head. He put on a pair of black shades and zipped up his hoodie.
Alvin put on his LA snapback hat and grabbed his phone and keys. Simon grabbed his wallet and phone and nodded.
"Ready?' asked Alvin
"Yep"
Back downstairs. Dave walked in from the backyard and closed the back door.
"Guys dinner!" called Clair
The kids hopped off the couch and ran on all fours to the kitchen. Dave walked to the bottom of the stairs and yelled up.
"Alvin! Simon! Time for dinner!"
There was a moment of awkward silence.
"Guys?" called Dave, walking up the stairs
Dave opened the boys bedroom door. "Guys it's time fo-.."
Dave froze. The window was open and Alvin and Simon were nowhere to be seen.
"Shit" Dave muttered under his breath
At the table sat Claire and the others. Dave came running into the kitchen.
"Guys come on we gotta go" said Dave
"Why?" asked Brittany
"What's going on? asked Claire
"I'll explain later, let's go" said Dave
Everyone got up from the table and went to the door. Dave grabbed his keys and went with everyone out to the car. Dave started the car and drove down the road.
"Dave, what's going on?" asked Claire, worried
"Alvin and Simon snuck out" said Dave, plainly
Everyone gasped. Claire covered her mouth.
"Are they fucking crazy?" said Brittany
"Brittany!" scolded Claire
"Sorry" said Brittany
"Dave, do we have any idea where they went?" asked Claire
"Oh I know" said Dave, pulling out his phone. "They took Alvin's car, and I had a tracking chip installed on his GPS"
Dave pulled up a screen on his phone.
"Got em"
Dave, Claire, and the kids walked down the boardwalk on the beach. Dave was following the tracker on his phone as the rest of the gang followed him close behind. Dave stopped. They saw Alvin's chipmunk sized 1969 convertible red Camaro sitting outside one of the buildings on the boardwalk. They looked up and saw a sign on the building that said "Jimmy's Bar and Grill". They heard loud music from inside.
"They went in there?" asked Jeanette
"They are so dead" said Brittany
"Come on, guys" said Dave, heading for the front door
They went inside the bar and looked around. People drinking, dancing to the loud music. They froze. Their mouths hung open when they saw.
Standing on top of a billiards table, was Alvin and Simon. They were dancing around and singing. Girls in bikinis were drinking and dancing around them. One girl held up a beer bottle over Alvin's head and waterfalled some down his throat.
Claire covered her mouth from shock. The song changed and Alvin and Simon started dancing to it, making girls cheer and dance along.
Brittany, Jeanette, Eleanor, and Theodore all stood there, eyes wide and jaws open.
(Simon)
Everywhere I go, bitches always know
That Charlie scene has got a weenie that he loves to show
Everywhere I go, bitches always know
That Charlie scene has got a weenie that he loves to show
Wake up
Grab beer
Grab rear
Shave beard
Put on some scene gear
Gotta get drunk before my mom wakes up
Break up with my girl so I can bang sluts
I'm undead, unfed
Been sleeping on bunk beds since ten
So if I don't booze it, I'm gonna lose it
Everybody get to it, do it, get ruined
Dave, Claire, and the others could not believe what they were seeing. Girls everywhere were dancing around, pouring beer everywhere, and drinking.
(Alvin)
Let's get this party started
Let's keep them 40's poppin
So just get buzzed and stay fucked up
We'll keep them panties droppin
Let's get this party started
Let's keep them 40's poppin
So just get buzzed and stay fucked up
We'll keep them panties droppin
A girl poured some more beer down Alvin's throat.
(Simon)
When I start drinking
My dick does all my thinking
Hoes want to be seen with me
And I like their big thick tities
D-cups with extra filling
Take it out, lemme lick it quickly
One girl picked up Simon in her hands and licked the side of his face. She set him back down and he continued.
Calm down it's just a hickie
I'll blame it on this whisky sipping gets me tipsy
Drink fast and enjoy your buzz
Take back roads to avoid the fuzz
I wanna take you home but your friends won't let ya
I got a 40 in my ford fiesta
Buy beer, or pay the rent
My signing bonus was quickly spent
So I'll beat my meat like I'm a fuckin butcher
And I'll punk the pussy
(Alvin and Simon)
Like I'm Ashton Kutcher!
(Alvin)
Let's get this party started
Let's keep them 40's poppin
So just get buzzed and stay fucked up
We'll keep them panties droppin
Let's get this party started
Let's keep them 40's poppin
So just get buzzed and stay fucked up
We'll keep them panties droppin
(Simon)
Let's get this party jumpin
Let's see some 40 chuggin
I wanna see your booty rubbin,
Against my dick when I start buzzin
Cmon girls I wanna see you drinking
I wanna see your brain start shrinkin
Make a move I saw you winkin
Drunkin pussies what I'm thinkin
Jeanette could not believe what she was hearing come out of Simon's mouth. Dave was steaming angry. And Claire was in utter shock.
I don't give a fuck if you're drunk or not
Turn it up loud, feel the ambiance
Grab two hoes and do some body shots
I wanna party all night til they call the cops
Fuck a wristband let's all do a keg stand
I'm like cheech without the chong
Hittin up the beer bong
When the cops show up, they're gonna get the finger
And I don't give a fuck
(Alvin and Simon)
Cause I'm the designated drinker!
(Alvin)
Let's get this party started
Let's keep them 40's poppin
So just get buzzed and stay fucked up
We'll keep them panties droppin
Let's get this party started
Let's keep them 40's poppin
So just get buzzed and stay fucked up
We'll keep them panties droppin
Let's get this party started
Let's keep them 40's poppin
So just get buzzed and stay fucked up
We'll keep them panties droppin
Let's get this party started
Let's keep them 40's poppin
So just get buzzed and stay fucked up
We'll keep them panties droppin
(Alvin and Simon)
Everywhere I go, bitches always know
That Charlie scene has got a weenie that he loves to show
Everywhere I go, bitches always know
That Charlie scene has got a weenie that he loves to show
Alvin and Simon finished their song. Everyone in the bar cheered. Alvin and Simon started talking to girls and drinking more and more. Dave pushed his way through the crowd of people. He saw Alvin signing a girl's bra and her squealing like a schoolgirl.
"BOYS!" Dave screamed
Everyone got quiet. The club music stopped and Alvin and Simon turned around.
"Oh *hicup* heeeey Dave" said Alvin
"Wh-aat brings you *hicup* here, Dave?" asked Simon
Dave could tell they were drunk. He picked them both up and carried them outside. They both passed out in his hands. Everyone got back in the car and headed home.
There's chapter one. Chapter two will be up soon. Hope you guys enjoyed ;)