Toad was taking out the trash when suddenly an ice cream truck ran him over.
The trucks driver was no other than the infamous Tiger Woods!
"Wow its Obama!" SCramed toad in orgasmic terror!
"No it aint you stoopid lil twit, its-a me Woodsy!" cried Woody
"I like obama better. I take a chococolate icecream." said tod
"'ere you go fam. Dat be 1995 mon."
Toad gave the money to Obama and started to devour the ice cream.
The ice cream then grew a face in front of the two, to the terror of Tiger Woods.
This did not faze Toad though.
Toad started with the top of the Ice Cream cone
"HELP ME OBAMA!1" screamed the Ice Cream.
Toad then licked of its mouth. It has no mouth and it must scream.
"Jesus taco salad! that's some sick shit Bro!"
Toad eventually finished and all that was left of the Ice Cream was crumbs.
2 hours later.
"Man that was a bad trip." Said Tiger Woods
"I taste flesh. Why am I covered in blood?"
"I dont know about you two but my trip was great." replied Obama
"...If my drugs have worn off... why cant I feel my hands... HOREY SHEIT ME ARMS BEEN GNAWED OFF!"
"What ever it was I ate it sure taste good!"
"Oh you!" Tiggy and Obama said together
Fin