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Yep...I have it coming very soon...why do I keep posting new stories?

Summary: In a fight against Klarion gone wrong, each member of the Team is stuck speaking their native tongue (or some variation of it). Then again, it affected some people more than others...In which google translate is worshipped.

Chapter 1

We speak no English

"URGH," Kid Flash groaned, pushing himself up on his elbows; Klarion had beaten them again! "Everyonehere?"

Superboy grunted in affirmative as he pushed himself up, rubbing his head angrily and not bothering to fix his ripped shirt (and by this point, it had happened so many times everyone was used to it). "દરેક વ્યક્તિને માટે જવાબદાર," Miss Martian sighed, using her telekinesis to lift herself up and giving a hand to Artemis and Zatanna. Kaldur was already up and checking the Bioship with Robin. Everything was normal.

Wait...

"Uh, greencheeks, whatwasthatyousaid?" Kid Flash asked somewhat wearily, brushing some dust off his gantlets.

Somewhat confused, Miss Martian had to think about what Wally said for a few moments before she repeated, "દરેક વ્યક્તિને માટે જવાબદાર?"

Blinking a few times, the whole Team froze, turning to stare at Miss Martian in disbelief. The Martian had also noticed, clutching her throat in panic. Almost frantically, she started spitting out phrases, eyes widening with every second she was unable to speak English.

"Chờ đợi, tại sao không - ah có thể!" Artemis exclaimed, a hand slapping over her mouth in panic. "Những gì -Tại sao tôi chỉ nói tiếng Việt?!"

"WaitArtemiscalmdown-" Wally sped over to her, placing a hand on her shoulder. The fact that she didn't immediately shrug it off showed how panicked she was.

"আমার বন্ধু, আমরা সব প্রয়োজন-" Aqualad began, then paused as he realized he was in the same predicament. "এটা আমরা সব আটকে ভাষী হয় বলে মনে হয়-"

"Чӣ ба мо кор?" Superboy interrupted, growling as he prowled the rooftop in search for Klarion, fists curled and muscles tense.

"I kinht er'ew lla-" Zatanna paused mid sentence, covering her mouth with a clap and eyes darting all over to see if she'd started spell casting. Her body sagged with relief when nothing randomly poofed.

"Guys, Ithinkyou'reallstuckspeakingyouroriginallanguages!" Kid Flash suddenly exclaimed, the surprise so evident that Robin could practically see the lightbulb go off over his head. The rest of the Team turned to glare at him, unimpressed (half of them couldn't understand him at the speed he was talking, and the other half-well, probably only Robin...).

"Deci, nu simt Aster," Robin sighed, and the rest of the Team agreed, even though they had no idea what he'd said.

"Trebuie să fie o anumita masura pentru a rezolva această!" Robin insisted, waving his hands around angrily as his attempt at English failed. "URGH , știu peste zece limbi , iar apoi eu încă nu pot-" he tried again, groaning when it didn't work and flopping back into his chair. Kid Flash patted the carelessly placed hand with sympathy and understanding before turning back to his own predicament.

His native language was English (thank the speedster gods above!), but he had no control over how fast he talked. It was as if his mouth had suddenly been switched into blabber mode; he couldn't slow down, and nobody (with the exception of Robin) could understand what he was saying.

Across from him, Artemis was stonily glaring out the window, as though the world had personally offended her. Aqualad seemed to be stuck in lala land, and Miss Martian looked like she was going to burst into tears at any moment. Zatanna and Superboy seemed to be the only ones excited about the compromising situation, as Superboy had never spoken Kryptonian before and Zatanna had never been able to freely speak backwards without something happening (this was a perfect time to perfect her accent).

"ETA5minutesguys!" Kid Flash shouted over the angrily muttering teenaged heroes, smiling in relief when everyone quieted down.

Finally, after a few minutes of tense silence, Miss Martian touched the Bioship down, landing smoothly in the landing bay

They were immediately confronted with a swirling mass of black Kevlar and an angry Dark Knight as a side.

"What happened," Batman growled, arms crossed as he glared at each member of the covert team, a menacing wrath bearing over them.

Being as he was the only one still speaking English, Wally felt the (unfortunate) duty of explaining their mess up fall to him.

Awkwardly, he rubbed the back of his neck while attempting to look the Dark Knight in the eye (which didn't work. At all), "Uh, so, therewasKlarionandafight, and, uh, sparklybluelightandthenbam! I'mtheonlyonespeakingEnglish."

With a drawn out sigh, Batman pinched the bridge of his nose before staring Wally in the eye.

With an audible gulp, Wally attempted to explain again, trying to tone down his super speed, pausing after every word he said. "The-team-was-watching-Klarion-at-a-safe-distance-like-you-said, but-he-sensed-us-and-we-had-a-fight. Klarion-zapped-us-with-some-sparkly-blue-light-and-it-knocked-us-out. When-everyone-woke-up-we-were-all-stuck-speaking-our-native-language. But-I-think-everyone-can-understand-English-or-any-other-language-they-know-just-can't-speak-anything-but-their-first-language."

It was still barely coherent, but at least now Batman could understand him. With narrowed eyes, the pointy-eared cowl swept from left to right, carefully examining each team member before he spoke in a slightly exasperated voice.

"Robin is speaking Romanian, Miss Martian is speaking Martian, Artemis is speaking Vietnamese, Superboy is speaking Kryptonian, Aqualad is speaking Atlantean, Zatanna is speaking backwards without the spell power, and you, the only one still speaking English in the whole group, are stuck speaking it at super speed."

"Prettymuch."

Muttering angrily to himself (Superboy winced, covering his ears), Batman typed something on his holo computer, before swiftly turning back to the Team.

"Until further notice, you're all to stay here." Above the angry yelling, Batman added, "Kid Flash, you're going to need to be the translator."

"But I haven't even finished Spanish 1!"

A/N

Hope y'all liked it! It was very fun to write, what with all the different languages being spoken. I got to research (perhaps a bit excessively) a ton of languages. It was amazing just seeing and listening to all the different ones!

Oh yeah! So if anyone was wondering what half of everyone said:

M'gann-Martian (Gujarati substitute):

Everyone accounted for.

Artemis-Vietnamese:

Wait, why can't-ah! What the-why am I only speaking Vietnamese?!

Kaldur-Atlantean (Bengali substitute):

My friends, we all need to-

It seems we are all stuck speaking-

Conner-Kryptonian (Tajik substitute):

What did he do to us?

Zatanna-backwards:

I think we're all-

Robin-Romanian:

So not feeling the aster.

There has to be someway to fix this!

URGH, I know over ten languages, and then I still can't-

Anywho, thanks for reading! Remember, reviews=input!

Kisses!

Alyss