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Author's Note: This was written for the lj community sg1creativity.

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"So what are we doing now? Can we go eat pie? Wow, you have a boring mind... Let's spice it up!"
Togar sighed as his mind was assaulted with images of something called 'The Simpsons.' "Why did I ever agree to this?"
"Because this is so boring! There's nothing interesting to do here! Can we go through the Stargate? There are all kinds of things to experience out there!"
"Will you be QUIET? I am trying to ascertain what created you!"
Urgo rolled his eyes. "Phew! Do you ever have fun? Even Sam wasn't this boring! Can't we do something fun? I want pie! Can't we find some pie?"
"We don't have pie here!" Togar snapped. "We can have a nutrient block, but that's all we have."
"Nutrient block, how boring. No, don't put that in your mouth... EUUUUUGH! That's disgusting! How do you eat this? It's so disgusting! Woof!"
Togar spit it out. "See what you made me do? I've wasted a perfectly good nutrient block!"
"What kind of name is nutrient block, anyway? Just as interesting as it tastes. How about 'Disgusting Square of Something Vaguely Edible'?"
"Well, what do you suggest?" Togar finally asked.
"Oooh! Oooh! There are these perfectly delectable little pastries on earth! They're called... Donuts. Can we have some of those?"
"We don't have those here, Urgo," Togar pointed out with a long-suffering sigh.
"But we could go get some! Why don't we go visit Earth? We could visit Jack and Daniel and Sam and even Teal'c, even though he's no fun. Hey, we could watch the Three Stooges! Then you could lighten up, and we could have all sorts of experiences! What do you say?"
Togar took a deep breath, let it out, and wondered if Urgo ever shut up.
"That's not nice! I shut up! See, I'll be nice and quiet right now. See? Aren't I being quiet? Just as quiet as a... a little baby mouse who's just so cute and quiet..."
"Urgo."
Urgo stopped immediately and looked at Togar expectantly.
"We... Are... Not... Going... Anywhere. Mice are also much more furry than you."
"Oh! Is that the problem?" Togar felt a moment of disorientation when Urgo suddenly changed his appearance to that of a small mouse.
"No."
"Please?"
"No."
"But it would be so much fun!"
"No."
"You're never gonna be any fun, are you?"
"No."
"...Can we have pie?"
Togar sighed.