"Oh, Edward!" Bella cried, throwing her arms around the vampire's waist, "Please make love to me! Please make love to my weak, breakable human body!"
"Uh…no, Bella," Edward said, pulling out of her grasp, "You're annoying."
"Please! I'll do anything!" she offered, reaching down and beginning to unzip his pants.
"God, Bella!" Edward shouted as he pushed his girlfriend off of him, "I don't want to have sex with you, you dumb bitch!"
"But…but I thought you loved me?!" Bella yelled as tears began pulling at her eyes.
"Please! I only want you for your blood!" Edward told her as he latched his teeth onto her neck.
His strong, vampire teeth easily pierced her flimsy skin and went deep into her arteries. The blood began to flow into his mouth and Edward growled deep in his throat. Bella's blood ran down his throat and satisfied all the hunger he had ever felt since meeting the stupid human.
Her blood was unlike anything he'd ever tasted in his afterlife. It was sweet and tangy, and it warmed his mouth and throat. As soon as the sensation had begun, it was over. He had sucked her dry. He pulled back from her neck, some of her blood still dripping from his lips and teeth. He sniffed the air and dropped her on the ground to get ready to run. Just as soon as he turned to run from the scent, Jacob came crashing through his window in wolf form.
Jacob pounced on Edward's back and took him to the ground. His claws ripped at the vampire's face and body, as he struggled beneath the giant wolf. Jacob bit at his limbs , attempting, and succeeding, to rip his body apart. As soon as the disgusting vampire was torn apart limb from limb, the rest of the wolf pack came through the window with wood in their mouths. The other wolves piled all of the wood together and Jacob went back to human form to light the wood on fire and throw Edward's torn body onto the flames.
All of the wolves reeled back as the putrid, sour scent of the burning vampire flesh caressed their noses. The rest of the wolf pack left the house as Jacob lifted Bella's lifeless body into his arms and hugged her close to his chest. Her cold skin made him shiver until he set her down and turned back into a wolf. He ran from the Cullen home as the rest of the vampiric family came into the room to find one of their own burning in the middle of the house.