The Unknown story of Emmett Cullen:
POV: Author
Who knew that Emmett Cullen was a complete freak? Well that was discovered when all the cullens (minus) bella went hunting and Emmett , was home alone with Bella.
It all started when Miley Cyrus came on the radio..
"oooh , I know what to do!" Bella exclaimed
"oooh, what?" Emmett asked eagerly
"let's turn on the radio!" She squealed
Jeez Bella can be such an Alice sometimes , Emmett thought ...
But little did he know , that Miley Cyrus was AWESOME !
Emmett started to dance and sing to party in the U.S.A by Miley Cyrus.
'I hopped off the plane at L.A lax with my dream card again. welcome to the land of fame excess, woah am I gonna fit in I look to my right and i see the Hollywood sign...'
Emmett stopped when he heard hysterical laughter .
"Emmett you should've seen yourself" Bella said between gasps
"what?" Emmett said innocently
"you-gasp-Miley Cyrus-gasp-dancing" Then Bella was thrown into laughter again.
~1 hour later~
"Are you finished yet?" Emmett said irritably
"yes, I think so" Bella said calmly
Then Bella's stomached growled.
"Emmett , make me something to eat" Bella whined
"fine , what do want?" Emmett grumbled
After a long deliberation Bella finally decided on chocolate chip banana pancakes.
~2 hours later~
"Emmett it's been two hours and all you have done was make a mess in Esme's kitchen" Bella whined
"I'm sorry , but I'm not cut out on making human food!" Emmett cried.
"WELL I'M STILL HUNGRY!" Screamed Bella
Emmett cowering in a corner and said:
"well we can still order take out." Emmett said.
Bella then got a sly smile on her face, a smile that everyoone is afraid of...
"okay Emmy, but if the delivery person is a male you have to use yuor ' Cullen charm ' to get his number" Bella said angelically.
"but WHY!?" Emmett whined
"because, it's payback for not making my chocolate chip banana pancakes." Bella said in a supposedly meanicing voice.
~A Half Hour Later~
the delivery guy was at the door. So now it was Emmett's time to shine.
"Sooooooo.... ,does a nice strapping guy like you have a boyfriend/girlfriend??" Emmett asked akwordly
"hehe, no boyfriend or girlfriend!" the delivery guy giggled.
"uh , so ,umm, yeah ,look could i have your number?" Emmett said quickly .
"Sure." the delivery guy purred. then he slipped a peice of paper into Emmett's hand, then e opened it cautiously :702-306-6103.
"uh , bye " then Emmett slammed the door shut.
"BELLS, i got your food!" Emmett boomed
but he didn't get any answer..
"BELL'S " he called again. But still no answer.
uh oh , I'm in trouble , he thought.
He saw Bella on the couch somewhat motionless . Only Emmett could assume the worst . So he thought she was dead . He called up Edward.
"Hello , Emmett what do you want?" Edward asked sounding , annoyed.
"I think i killed your girlfriend" Emmett said hurridly.
"YOU WHAT!?" Edward yelled to him.
"hey I didn't mean to , i mean she was fine a few minutes ago , and now ... poof" Emmett said in a non-sorrowful voice.
"look here , Emmett lets just hope when i get home I wont rip you from limb to limb and burn them!" Edward growled.
"uh huh , bye!" Emmett said.
"hey ! I'm not done talking to you-" but Emmett didn't hear the rest because he already hung up.
He turned and looked at Bella .
"oh , jeez Bells why did you have to go and die?" He cried .
Then Emmett made up random lyrics to Don't Trust Me by 3OH!3 hoping to wake Bella up.
Wake up Bella
I need you too
Because if ya dont
Edward will make me into
Emmett stew
But , no luck came. He only heard the laughter of his family.
"Emmett what was that?" Jasper asked amused.
"Well , I thought if I sung Bella a funny song she would wake up , but she didnt" Emmet replied sadly.
"And you rigt about the Emmett stew thing too!" Said Edward feriously.
But just then Bella started to stir.
"Is she moving?" Edward breathed.
Just then Bella opened her eyes and smiled up at Edward.
"Hello Edward , I missed you so much!" she said.
"Oh , my darling , Bella your alive and here , I thought you were dead!" Edward exclaimed .
But then all of the happy feelings went away and were replace with mad and angry ones.
"hmmmm , I think its time to make a new stew , with the name of Emmett!" Edward growled.
"Emmett i think you better start running!" Alice thrilled...