Title: BB BATB in the Woods

Chapter: One-Shot Ficlet PicFic

Pairing: None

Genre: Humor

Rating: Pg-13

Warning: None

Spoiler Alert: S1 E11

Summary: JT, Catherine and Vincent along with other characters experience BATB in the Woods. This is a spoof on the movie Cabin in the Woods.

A/N: I saw a pic and this is where my mind went...Cabin in the Woods. LOL! Think of this as a long caption for the photo Austin Basis (JT) posted on his twitter where Austin, Kristin and Jay were in a bed together smiling.

"Three bears in a bed and the little one said I'm crowded roll over...so they all rolled over and one fell out. Two bears in the bed and the little one said I'm crowded roll over...so they all rolled over and one fell out. One bear in the bed and the little one said..."

"JT you are not the little bear and it is not cool that you kicked us out of bed." Vincent brooded.

JT smirked, "I didn't kick. I rolled."

Kristin shook her head after she realized that it was JT that pushed her out of the bed onto Vincent. "Um...can you stop singing?"

JT leaned over the edge of the bed looking at Cat and Vincent. "Great. I lost count so I have to start over. Everyone back in the bed."

"Finally!" Evan climbed in quickly then injected JT with a sedative.

Tess took another shot of Tequila and turned off the camera. "That's it! No real action?"

Heather got Tess' attention then pointed to the Muirfield agents standing at the window. "You're a cop. Can you tell them to stop that. It sooooo creepy?"

Tess shook her head no. "They can do Men in Black zombie impersonations all they want as long as they stay outside the cabin."

Bishop walked into the room. "You people know that Cabin the the Woods never ends well right?"

The end.

A/N: Remember, this is a PicFic where you look at a photo and create a ficlet that is just a long caption. The photo was of JT, Catherine and Vincent in bed together with a rough wooden headboard. It was just for fun. I went to Austin Basis (JT) Twitter account and left "Three bears in the bed and the little one said…" as a tweet and he came back saying it was awesome. I posted the pics in my Livejournal community BeautyBeastFans if you want to see it. :)