Time crashes... uh oh...
OOOKKKAAAYYYYY... this will have some characters from my other story's... like, Forever, Vince, Jonathan, Dracula, and of course me in it. This will be very stupid... and I can alreadytell... Well most of the Hellsing characters will be OOC
This was made out of pure boredom... therefore, I own nothing... HA!! YOU CANT SUE ME!!
Alucard:... I bored...
Seras: Same here...
Forever: So am I...
Alucard: WERE DID YOU COME FROM!!
Forever: MY MAMA!! HAHAHAHA!!
ImaLamia: Hehe...
Seras: Ohhhh... I get it...
Alucard: oookkkkaaayyyy... Great... I am bored again...
ImaLamia/Forever: HOLY SHIT!! YOU LOOK LIKE ME!! HEY!! STOP IT! PICKLES!! DUMB ASS!! (goes in corner) I'm scared...
Dracula/Alucard: ... ookkkaaayyy... (looks at each other) WHOA!!
Seras: (looks at forever and ImaLamia) they look the same!! (looks at Dracula and Alucard) and so do they!! Hey do I get a twin?
Jonathan: No...
Seras: Man...
Vince: (Runs around the room like a moron)III JJJUUUSSSTTTT WWWWAAANNNTTTTEEDDDD TTTOOO RRRUUUNNNN AAARRROOOUUUNNNDDD IIINN MMMYYY OOOWWWNNN BBBOOODDDYYYY FFFOOOORRRRRR OOONNNNCCCEEEE AAAANNNDDD LLLOOOKKK AATTT MMMEEE NNOOWWWWW!! III AAAAMMMMMMMMM!!
Forever: (Jumps out of corner) How did you get out of me?
Vince: (Stops running)Donno...
Alucard: Well... this is entertaining...
ImaLamia: SHES A FUCKEN CLONE!! (uses her 'I'm real and you guys arnt' powers to pull a pie out of thin air. Chunks it at Forever)
Forever: (Dodges it) WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM!!
ImaLamia: YOU STOLE MY FACE AND MY WORDS!! THERE FOR YOU MUST DIE!! (chunks another pie)
Integra: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN HERE!! (pie hits her. Wipes pie off of herself and she looks at Alucard... uuummm... Dracula, no... Alucard... I DONT KNOW AND NETHER DOES SHE)uuummmmm... Alucard?
Dracula: No...
ImaLamia/Forever: Thats Dracula...(glares at each other) STOP IT!!
Integra: OOOkkkaaayyyy... Alucard?
Dracula/Forever/ImaLamia: Still Dracula...
Integra: (gets pissed off)AALLLUUUCCCAAARRDDD!! COME HERE RIGHT NNNOOOOWWWW!!
Alucard: (slowly comes up)
Integra: okay... what is going on here? (eye twitches)
Alucard: UUuuuummm...
ImaLamia/Forever: (smirks)Hey! Sir Hellsing!! We were all making a band!! (glares at each other from the corner of there eyes)
Integra: (Eye twitches faster) Is this true?
Alucard: UUuuuummmm...
Dracula: Yes! Its true! Now go away!
Integra: (raises eyebrow) Oh... now we have a band? Can you play a song for me? (crosses arms)
Seras: (whispers) master... we don't have a band...
Alucard: I know...
ImaLamia/Forever: (snickers in corner)
Integra: And you two are in it...
ImaLamia/Forever: What!! Us? No!! We just said that so that they would have to play a song for you!! SSSSTTTTTOOOOOOOPPPPPPPP!!
Alucard/Dracula: YES! IT WAS THERE IDEA!!
Integra: Well... play a song... were are you instruments?
(all stare at ImaLamia waiting for her to use her powers... She sighs and uses her 'I'm real and you guys arnt' powers again to make some instruments. Alucard got the microphone as well as Dracula, Vince got the guitar, Forever got those scratchy disk things ImaLamia got keyboards and each got small microphones, and gave Jonathan a drum set... and Seras was a back up singer and dancer... I ran out of stuff and I didn't want to leave her out... she must suffer too.)
Integra: well...
ImaLamia: Lets just wing it... HA!! YOU DIDN'T COPY ME THAT TIME!!
Forever: (looks at her like she is crazy)
Dracula/Alucard: (whispers to each other)
Alucard: (taps microphone and it makes one of those squeaky sounds.)Ow... ummm... this song is called 'Prom'. We wrote it about two seconds ago. (gets elbowedby Dracula)OOWWWIIEEEE!!
(we are now gonna tr a different righting style... :) )
Vince starts off with some awesome guitar sounds... everyones all like... DDAAAMMMNNNNN...
After 5 seconds of playing Jonathan, surprisingly joins in with his drum set and doesn't sound half bad. Dracula walks up to the microphone and starts to sing...
"Everyone in high school will worship
The fucking ground I walk on.
If it was up to me."
Everyone is in uddershock that he just now wrote this song with Alucard. Alucard will now continue thier song...
"I'll never be a target.
I'll never be a fucking virgin.
But it's not up to me."
They sounded the exacted same... and to be honest... it was friggin sweet! They both started to sing...
"You make me hard,
You make me hard,
You make me hard,
You make me hard,"
In the background you could barely hear it, but you could hear ImaLamia rocking out on the key board. Seras was back there dancing.. nervously because she started to notice people walking in. Forever will make her entrance when ever she feels like it...
"So now I'm-"
"Wooooo!!"Forever, ImaLamia, and Seras screamed...
"We got the limo-"Dracula and Alucard continued
"Woooo!!" The girls shouted
"I'm nothing-" The boys continued
"Woooo!!" And if you don't know who said this by now you have problems...
"'Cause I'll be fucking at the
Best prom ever!!"
The Boys sang with such rhythmthat it was like one person was singing. In the back you could hear Forever and ImaLamia MUCH better. ImaLamia made a sweet enterence with a liquid like solo and you could hear Forever just scratching away disk... it was awesome. Integra was standing there, arms crossed, and mouth wide open... then she swallowed a fly and coughed it out... she made sure her mouth was closed after that. All the people that were slowly walking in one by one before, were now flooding in the room listening to the awesome licks that Vince was producing.
"So now I'm- "
"Woooo!!" The girls sang.
"We got the limo-" the older men said in at the same time...
"Woooo!!"
"I'm nothing-"
"Woooo!!" Seras at this time was dancing a bit better now. And no one noticed the crowd that was slowly filling the room. There music was so loud that they couldn't even there the crowd screaming
"'Cause I'll be fucking at the
Best prom ever!!"
Know it was time for Vince, ImaLamia, and a little bit of Forever's solo. Vince kept up his awesome notes while ImaLamia kept her fluid sounds 'comin, and Forever was really just scratching when ever a part of the song felt empty.
Right before Dracula and Alucard would sing again, Vince began to slow down, and lower the key to his solo and ImaLamia pushed about 7 high notes in one second to add to that. Right after she pushed the last button they began to sing...
"Everyone in high school will worship
The fucking ground I walk on.
If it was up to me."Alucard sang
"I'll never be a target.
I'll never be a fucking virgin.
But it's not up to me." Dracula sang... too...
Once again they both sang...
"You make me hard,
You make me hard,
You make me hard,
You make me hard."
"So now I'm-"
"Woooo!!"
"We got the limo-"
"woooo!!1"
"I'm nothing-"
"woooo!!" (I think I went crazy with the ! there)
"'Cause I'll be fucking at the
Best prom ever!!"
ImaLamia and Vince redid a short solo with out the slow ending. Then they stopped for a spilt second and started back up again as soon as Alucard and Dracula said...
Best prom ever!!
The music slowed down to that all you could really here was Jonathan on the drums (You thought that I forgot him didnt you?)
"Guess what, girlfriend,"Alucard and Dracula whispered so quite that most people literally leaned in to hear what he had to say...
"You have got nothing on me, whore.
You won't, be missed.
So get the whole fucking thing over with."
The music paused and restarted again when they said,
"Best prom ever!!"
(Now back to the way I was writing in the begining)
Crowd: WWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Alucard/Dracula/Jonathan/Vince/Forever/ImaLamia: THERE WAS A CROWD!!
Seras: You didnt hear them come in?
Crowd: ENCORE! ENCORE! ENCORE!!
Forever: Should we?
ImaLamia: Wait!! I Have to do an announcement about your story! Wait here guys...
(speech time)
Hi everyone. I just wanted to say sorry about the whole Alucard's 'Daughter' thing... I have been having a really bad case of writers block on that story and they say that a way to get rid of it is to right an other story so that is what I did right now. I hope that I can finish it soon.
Forever: YA!! THERE IS ONLY SO LONG A PERSON CAN HAVE A GAPING HOLE IN THEIR STOMACH!!
Dracula: Oh ya... how is it right now...
Forever: Fine until we go back to our story...
Alucard: What Happened?
ImaLamia/Forever/Dracula/and even Seras: (fall)
Seras: I TOLD YOU TO READ IT AND THAT IT WAS A GOOD STORY!!
Alucard: Well I'm lazy and didnt feel like at that moment so I forgot...
Seras: Go read it... AND THAT GOES FOR THE PERSON READING THIS TOO!! IT WILL HELP YOU UNDERSTAND THE CHARACTERS IN THIS STORY!!
Jonathan: Who are you talking to?
Seras: The re-
Jonathan: Hey... and didnt your head get cut off? And did you know that Forever's favorite color is red?
Forever: Bot the red thing again... (Bang) please (bang) kill (bang) me (Bang) now...
ImaLamia: I'm gonna let you guys go now...