Cullens meet Msn, Msn meet the Cullens!
By A x Stupid X Lamb & BabyH(dot)Louisex
Chapter 1
*Carlisle signs in*
*Esme signs in*
Yes I answer to Doctor Fang says:
Esme
Mamma vamp says:
Carlisle darling, I've missed you
Yes I answer to Doctor Fang says:
Aww sorry about doing the late shift again.
Mamma Vamp Says:
It's okay you can make it up too me tonight
Mamma Vamp says:
So How was work?
Yes I answer to Doctor Fang says:
Easy tiger! I can only stay on a few minutes I'm on a break
Mamma Vamp says:
Aww But I miss you
Yes I answer to Doctor Fang says:
I'll be home soon. So how are the 'kids'
did you ever realise Emmett and Jasper are only about 3 years younger than me
Mamma Vamp Says:
Their okay, all though I came very close to killing Emmett today, Carlisle I realised that years ago you are very slow today
Yes I answer to Doctor Fang says:
* cowering behind a chair* what did he do? and I am not slow today!
Mamma Vamp says:
Don't go there!
he tried cooking for that stupid puppy of his and nearly set the house on fire, he's hiding from me now
Yes I answer to Doctor Fang says:
*sighs* would this puppy of his be black and white with a little blue collar saying *Rose no2"?
Mamma Vamp says:
That's the one, i don't think he's told Rose it's name yet, it would be a shame if she accidently found out*giggles at evil plan*
Yes I answer to Doctor Fang says:
yeah well it's outside the window right now. Right its back to the pet shop with it. Esme, I had no idea you were so... evil.
Mamma Vamp says:
Carlisle you've know i'm evil ever since our honeymoon oh good time good times
Yes I answer to Doctor Fang says:
Oh ha ha... pillows... bed....clothes in shreds...yeah good times
Mamma Vamp says:
And great sex, those we're the days
Yes I Answer to Doctor Fang says:
Well there still the days aren't they???
Mamma Vamp says:
...
Yes I answer to doctor fang says:
Esme?
Mamma Vamp says:
umm that's a hard question to answer
Yes I answer to Doctor Fang Says:
w...what? how could you say that? I mean you love me don't you?
Mamma Vamp says:
of course i do it's just i don't see you that much anymore, i'm getting lonely and no sex can drive a girl insane
Yes I answer to Doctor Fang says:
Thank god for that I was panicking for a second there and err, well, work has kind of controlled my life lately. Is this getting to "can you take the afternoon off?" because you know I would do that for you
Mamma Vamp says:
umm that would be great, and I'm getting cold sitting here in your favourite dress
Yes I answer to Doctor Fang says:
Esme, you cant get cold. Ok then I'll tell doctor Snow I'm off. hehe cant wait to get home. Oh everyone may want to leave the house
Mamma Vamp says:
I'm alone already
Yes I answer to Doctor Fang says:
Oh cra... I mean shoot. Yes I know your alone. Everyone's here!. Emmett is rolling on the floor. Alice is looking petrified and Edward is trying not to laugh. Jasper is sending me love. Im getting a lock for this room!
Mamma Vamp says:
Oh no, I wondered where they'd gone, tell Emmett he's dead when he gets home
Yes I answer to Doctor Fang says:
He just said bring it on. Oh teenagers! Right im sneaking out. I'll be with you soon my love.
Mamma Vamp says:
I can't wait Carlisle, I love you with all my un-beating heart
Yes I answer to Doctor Fang says:
Well, ill just have to fix that.
*Carlisle signs out*
*Edward signs in*
Mamma Vamp says:
Edward go away
Stupid shiny Volvo owner and loving it! Says:
Have fun MOM!
Mamma Vamp says:
That's it your grounded when you get home
Stupid shiny Volvo owner and loving it! Says:
dammit, don't harm Volvy!
*Edward signs out*
*Esme signs out*