Disclaimer: I do not own this series. I do own oc Saya.

Ouran High School Host Club.

Chapter 1. Welcome Back

"Hey, is that a poster of Saya Kiratsuchi?" Haruhi asked. The poster hadn't been in the club room before. It was of a singer well known in several countries. She was wearing her signature white mushroom-like hat and fuzzy calf high black boots. In this picture she wore a black spahgetti strap dress that ended just above her knees.

"Ah, so even a commoner knows her," The Hitachiin twins said behind her. Each leaned on a different shoulder.

"And what's that supposed to mean…?"

"Haru-chan!!" Honey jumped up and hugged her. "Do you like Kira-chan, too?"

"Uh, yeah. Her music is good," Haruhi replied.

"Good?" The twins said.

"She's amazing," Hikaru said.

"Yeah and pretty," Kaoru said.

"I guess she is."

"She's like a flower in full bloom when on stage," Tamaki said holding up a rose.

Somewhere else at the school:

A boy with long brown hair tied in a low pony walked by. His school bag was slung over his shoulder. His uniform jacket was unbuttoned and a long silver chain hung from a pocket. His sleeves were rolled up. His tie was loose and he held a motorcycle helmet in his other hand. His eyes were a darker shade of brown.

"Oh my god, is that…?" A group of girls giggled.

"Yeah, it's Kira-kun. He's back!"

Back at the Host Club:

"So you guys are fans?" Haruhi asked.

Everyone nodded enthusiastically. (Minus of course Kyoya and Takashi.)

"Not only is she a rock star," Kaoru started.

"But she's a classical musician as well," Hikaru finished.

"Really?" Haruhi said. "Huh. I didn't know that. Wait a minute. How did you guys know that?"

"It's a long story," They shrugged.

"Shouldn't her tour in Europe be over by now, Kyoya?" Tamaki asked.

"How should I know?" He went back to writing things down.

Then the door opened. Haruhi turned around to say welcome. Then, she saw a boy standing there. He looked like a punk.

"So, I heard I've been replaced," The boy said.

"Kira-chan!!!" Honey ran up to him. The boy dropped his helmet and book bag to hug Honey back.

"Geez, Honey-sempai. You've gotten bigger since last semester."

"Really??!!? Have I really, Takashi?"

"Mm," Takashi said as he picked Honey up and put him on his shoulders. Then he patted 'Kira-chan' on the head and ruffled his hair.

"C'mon Mori-sempai," Kira moved his head. Mori smiled.

"Sai-chan!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The twins ran up and smothered him on either side.

"Guys calm down. It's only been a few months!"

"Welcome back, my unbloomed flower," Tamaki hugged him next. "It has been so long since last we met!" He started swinging him around like a rag doll.

"T-Tamaki-kun….I can't …breathe..!" He said through gasps of air.

"Kyoya, aren't you going to say hi?" Tamaki siad as he let go.

"Hi."

The boy looked a little disappointed at that.

"Anyway. Who's this?"

"Oh, I'm Haruhi Fujioka. Nice to meet you."

He looked her over carefully. "You're a girl!"

She froze. "H-How did you know that?"

"'Cuz I'm one too!"

Haruhi jaw dropped, "What?"

"We didn't tell you, Haruhi?" The twins said.

"No…"

"This is Sai Kiratsuchi, 2nd year student, aka Kira-kun," The twins said.

"And I'm aslo," Kira took his hair out of his pony and shook it around, "Saya Kiratsuchi, Singer."

"N-No way!" It's true, she looked just like the poster behind Haruhi. "But…Saya has C breasts. You have none."

Sai laughed. "Look." She unbottoned her shirt. "We like to call this, an ace bandage." Sure enough there was an ace bandage wrapped around her chest, making it look somewhat flat.

'And just when I thought this place couldn't get any weirder…' Haruhi thought.

Sai buttoned his, er, her shirt back up. "So, how has the Host Club been without me?"

"Great!" Tamaki said.

"Yeah, we'd thought for sure we were gonna loose customers when you left," Kaoru said.

"Then we found Haruhi and more customers came," Hikaru said.

"That's great! I'm glad I'm not the only crossdresser in this school anymore!" She laughed.

"Uh…If you're a huge idol, why are you dressed like a boy?" Haruhi asked.

"Hahaha. It's because I'm a huge idol."

"I don't follow."

"Well. I want to go to a normal school just like anybody else, but my career had taken off already. So I went to school as a boy. I could've easily just worn a wig or something, but that could always fall off. So I became Sai Kiratsuchi, the brother of Saya. Then my cousins somehow dragged me into the Host Club. I don't really know how that happened," She laughed.

"Cousins?"

"Yeah. Kaoru and Hikaru are my cousins."

"Y-you're related to them?!!?"

"Hahaha. Yeah. And then mister King over there agreed to my joining. At first I was opposed. It would have drawn attention to me, but they told me it would draw attention to me as a boy, not a girl. I agreed to try it and here I am today. Of course, I had to leave for my tour in Europe so we just told everybody that my sister wanted me to come along. And when I say my sister I really mean me." She smiled.

This was just too weird for Haruhi.

"Well, boys, if you really don't need me anymore, I'll just be getting out of your way."

"NOOOOOO!!!!!" Tamaki, Hikaru, Kaoru, And Honey all grabbed one of her limbs.

"We don't want you to go again!!!" Honey whined.

"Stay, Saya, stay!" The twins yelled.

"We need you!" Tamaki cried.

"I was just kidding. Calm down…and let go!"

They released her. She fixed her clothes.

"Yes!" The four of them cheered.

"I guess bad boy Kira is back in action," she said with a smirk.

"Bad boy?" Haruhi asked.

"Yes. We each have a role to play," Kyoya said. "Saya's was the 'bad boy' type. Get it?"

"Uh…yeah."

So the Host Club got ready to open. Today they wore their normal uniforms in honor of the return of an old member.

Tamaki stood after the girls had all entered, "My beautiful flowers, I have and important announcement to make. Today is a glorious day. One filled with excitement…"

He rambled on for a minute. "Just get on with it," Haruhi mumbled to herself.

"…And anticipation for the return of…" A curtain opened, "Our very own Sai Kiratsuchi!"

"Yo," She flashed a smile.

All the girls squealled. Sai took a seat with a group of three girls.

"Oh Kira-kun, it looks like you got some sun when you were away," the blonde said.

"I suppose I did. A lot of Saya's stages were outside sets. Still, no matter how bright the sun was, it didn't light my heart like your beautiful smiles do."

"Oh, Kira-kun…"

"Kira-kun, did you get anything while you were away?" The red head asked.

"Why yes, I did. A new motorcycle from Italy. A Ducati."

"Oh wow. It must be fast."

"Be that as it may, nothing will ever be fast enough to get me away from you, love."

She squealed.

Haruhi thought she'd loose hearing from the ten girls who gathered around Sai squealing.

"Is it always this loud when Kira-sempai is here?" Haruhi asked Tamaki.

"No. Only when she comes back from tour. And it only ever lasts the first day."

"Kira-kun, will your sister be having a show soon?" A brunette asked.

"Yes. She's having a welcome back show at the end of the week. Tickets are on sale as we speak. Which reminds me, she wanted me to be at her first rehersal. Boss, do you mind if I were to leave early?"

"If you must, my precious darling."

"Oh Kira-kun, we hoped you stay longer than this." A drak haired girl said.

"Don't worry, my princess. I will be here tomorrow. I could never stay away from your beauty for too long." The girl fainted.

"You over did it, Kira-kun!" The twins yelled.

"I can see that." Sai lifted the girl off the floor and put her on the couch. "Well, boys, I'm off."

"Bye, Kira-chan!!!!!" Honey hugged her.

"Bye." Then she left.

After a few minutes, an engine roared outside. Everyone flocked to the windows.

"It's Kira-kun on his motorcycle!" One girl screamed.

Kira put the helmut on, waved to the windows, reved the engine, and took off like a bolt. He did a wheelie for several feet. The girls squealled.

"How reckless.." Kyoya scowled.

"Sempai, are you all right?" Haruhi asked.

"I'm fine."

"Then what's wrong with her doing that?"

"I just don't like it when she acts so recklessly.." He walked off.

"I wonder what that was about..?"

"It's really simple," Hikaru said.

"Yeah. Obvious too," Kaoru said.

"Huh? What is?"

"Kyoya and Saya have a thing for each other," They said in unison.

"Kyoya…likes her?" Haruhi pondered.

Thanks for reading chap 1!! Reviews would be nice!!!!