Bella has a Mad Libs book & shares with the Cullens. Mad Libs is a little book that you fill in the missing words, but you have to write down the words before you read the story.
I own a Mad Lib book that I took the mini stories out of, but I only own that one book and nothing else! Lol By the way these are all mine so some words I have may make sound totally crazy!
"What is this?" Edward asked. "Mad Libs." I said reading the title of the book that was in his head. "I can see that, but what is it?" Edward asked again. "You have never done a Mad Lib?" I asked shocked. He just shook his head. "I did them as a child all the time here let me see it." I pulled the book out of his hands.
"Plural noun?" I asked.
"What"
"That's not a plural noun." I said sarcasticly.
"Umm" He looked around. "Pants." He said. I wrote it down.
"Verb ending in ING" I ordered.
"stalking" Now he was being more random. I smiled.
"Noun"
"Pickle"
I looked at him, but wrote it down anyway.
"Noun"
"Rainbow"
"Plural noun"
"Bones"
"Part of Body"
"Cheeks"
I laughed I knew he meant cause of my blush, but I was still kind of funny.
"Noun"
"Jeez Umm Vampire"
"Verb ending in ING"
"Dancing"
"Adjective"
"Beautiful"
"Part of body"
"Finger"
"Verb ending in ING"
"Kissing"
"Noun"
"Blush"
"Noun"
"Cowboy"
That one caught me by surprise. "What?" I asked.
"Cowboy" he repeated. That's what I thought. I wrote it down also.
"Part of body"
"Elbow"
"Adverb"
"Fastly"
"And last Part of body. Make it plural."
"Toes"
I filled out the rest of the story. "Ok, Edward are you read for complete stupidness?" I asked. "I think I can handle it" He said flirtatiously.
I started to read it.
"Afraid of the Dark.
I was home alone and scared out of my pants. I could hear the wind stalking and off in the distance a pickle was howling. I crossed the room, locked the Rainbow, and climbed into bed pulling the bones over my cheeks. Then it happened! I could hear the vampire dancing up the beautiful stairs. My Finger started to chatter and my knees were kissing. The blush was thrust open and there was a huge cowboy with hair all over his elbow. It was my father. "Hi, we're home," he said fastly. "Hope you weren't afraid of staying home alone." "No" I said lying through my toes."
I was laughing through the whole thing. I finally calmed down enough to notice Edward in deep thought. "Edward?" I asked.
"I don't get it." He said.
"That is the point." I smiled.
"Ohh kayyy" He dragged his word out. "I bet Emmett would find something like that fun" He said trying to insult me I think, but it just gave me a good idea. "Your right lets go" I said as I headed down stairs and out the door to his car.