-1Slytherin Idiot
Harry:
Don't wanna be a Slytherin idiot!
Don't wanna be in the Death Eater hysteria
And do I look like a pure-blooded butt-head?
They think it really matters, to heck with Slytherin.
The Slytherins are way too restrictive
Only purebloods and half-bloods are allowed in
They won't even let Muggle-borns into their House
Here in Gryffindor we have some freedom
To do whatever we please until
McGonagall finds out
(music)
Don't wanna be a Slytherin idiot!
Don't wanna make Horcruxes like Voldemort did.
Do I look like the kind to force obedience?
Most of them turn out evil, stupid Slytherins
Goyle eats his own weight in pudding
Every single Christmas season
And let me tell you, that's a lot
Here in Gryffindor we have a new rule
That can get you kicked out into the hall
Say the word "Mudblood" and you're gone
(music)
Don't wanna be a Slytherin idiot
Don't wanna be in the same House that Snape was
Their common room is down in the dungeons
They're the ones that helped Dolores Umbridge
Most Death Eaters have been in Slytherin
No wonder I don't like the lot of them
And Voldemort murdered my mom and dad
I know that they're planning something
But I won't let them kill me
It's Voldy himself that will be dead
(music till ending)
NOTE: If the song confuses you, get "American Idiot" on karaoke and sing it to that tune. And don't kill me for using Rowling's character. Or changing Green Day's song.