"Sasuke-kuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!"
"What do you want Sakura? You're an eyesore so make it quick."
"I bought you a puppy! AndAnd I named him Polka-Dot!"
"It smells like pickles and ice cream. I LOVE IT!"
"Sasuke….? Why is there a puppy attached to your face?"
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"He says that it smells good and means he doesn't have to look at me. And then something about pretty blue eyes."
"Um, thanks Sakura. Anyways, Sasuke you need to come down to the school. There's been a giant fire and someone has already died."
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"He asked if it was Batman"
"oh come on we all know Batman lives in Gotham City. … And isn't real."
"Here naruto I'll just go down to the fire and make it look at my face it'll run away then."
"Good idea Sakura after that you should probably go kill yourself. The only good thing you've ever done in this show was kill Sasori and he was one of the few Akatsuki members who were still good inside. You suck at life."
"Oh Naruto you're so right! That's the nicest thing anyones ever said to me!"
"hbgvbyug nfdiuhgvtfrhyyyy!"
"hahahahahahahaha! That's so true! She really is huh Sasuke?"
"I tripped and fell. Now the puppy is dead."
"Aw. Poor puppy. The fire is gone! Let's go celebrate!"
"I know how we can celebrate Naruto"
"does it include fuzzy pink handcuffs?"
"NO!"
"Good. Let's go."
"teehee. They're purple."