One day, Italy was walking through a field because Germany had thrown his white flag far away in frustration, and he'd made Italy go and get it. As Italy neared the edge of the field, he saw a gleaming white pony with a fluro pink mane. "Pooonyyyy," he said happily. As music played in the background, Italy ran towards the pony with his arms spread wide. Suddenly, there was a loud bang and the pony fell over. Germany came out of nowhere with a smoking gun.
"Italy, what are you doing?" he asked. Italy started crying.
"You shot my pony!" he cried while shaking Germany's arm violently.
"I'll buy you a better pony," Germany said. So that very afternoon they went and bought a shiny white pony with an electric blue mane.
Then, out of nowhere came a gunshot and the pony fell over. "Poooonyyyy!" Italy cried.
"Oops," England said, coming out of the bushes. "The gunshot was meant for Germany."
"You shot my poooonyyy!" Italy cried. With a guilty look on his face, England said,
"I'll buy you a new pony." So that very afternoon, they went a bought a sparkling white pony with a metallic purple mane. Then out of nowhere, France jumped on to the pony and rode into the sunset, taking England with him. "I don't want to marry yoooouuu!" they heard England scream.
Italy was very upset for weeks and weeks. Then one day, Germany came up with an idea. He and Japan dressed up as a sparkling white pony with a metallic purple mane. When Italy woke up, not looking forward to a day without his pony, he saw... the pony! "Poooonyyyy!" he said, hugging the pony affectionately. He tried to feed his pony worms and mouldy carrots. Poor Germany had to swallow them all. Then Italy said, "I know! I'll show Germany my new pony!" and he attempted to ride the poor thing. Unfortunately, Italy was too heavy for Germany and Japan and they collapsed. He thought he'd killed the pony, so he tried to give it mouth-to-mouth. Germany freaked out and ran away, pony head and all. Japan was left to explain what exactly was going on.
Five hours later, Italy found Germany throwing up the writhing worms and mouldy carrots in the bathroom. Then Edward Cullen appeared and said, "Let me show you my true self." and he twinkling. Then Germany pulled out a gun and shot him. Then France rode into the sunset.
The End