Hello this is Hug Patrol goes to Inuyasha REWRITTEN coz well, Kaddy and me thought of a better idea. Hehe. Me and my mate Kaddy formed Hug patrol on our school camp, and now we are writing about ourselves going to various shows and stuff. and now it's on our new hug patrol account!! yay!
"Watcha doing?" asked Kaddy, peering over Kel's shoulder.
"I found the screwdriver and now I'm mucking around with the TV remote," answered Kel.
"What are ya gonna do when they find out?" asked Kaddy in concern.
"Run away to Mexico," said Kel with a chuckle. "I don't think I did that much to completely muck it up though."
"Yeah," agreed Kaddy. "That would be funny if you did something to that remote that would transport us into the TV!"
"Oh no Inuyasha is on!" cried Kel as she snatched up the remote.
"Oh my god oh my god oh my god!" exclaimed Kaddy, grabbing onto Kel. As Kel turned on the TV a peculiar thing happened. It seemed Kel did something to the remote that transported them into the TV. Fancy that.
They suddenly found themselves in a lush green forest.
"Hey Kaddy?" said Kel.
"Yeah Kel?" replied Kaddy.
"This ain't the living room anymore is it?"
"No Kel."
"I need a hug."
"It's what hug patrol is for!" shrugged Kaddy and they hugged each other.
"Fighting unhappiness and disappointment!" cried Kel. She suddenly felt something in her pocket. "Hey I still have the remote." A sudden look of realisation came across her face. "Uh oh…"
Kaddy sighed. "Lemme guess. You did something to that remote that transported us into the TV?"
"Uh… sorry?"
Suddenly, Shippou came running out of the bushes, with Inuyasha coming straight after him.
"I'll teach you to turn into Kagome to trick me!" yelled Inuyasha as he chased the little fox demon round and round the well. Shippou hid behind Kaddy and Kel's legs. Inuyasha stopped in front of the girls, peering into their faces.
"Who the hell are you?" he said rudely.
"She's Kel and I'm Kaddy and together, we're the-…" started Kaddy.
"HUG PATROL!" they shouted together.
"Hug patrol? What's that?" said Inuyasha in the same tone as before.
"Oh Kaddy! Where did we go wrong? How could he not have heard of us?" said Kel dramatically.
"Not many people have Kel…" replied Kaddy. They gave each other looks then simultaneously broke into song.
"Hug Patrol! Hug patrol!
Fighting unhappiness and disappointment!
Hug patrol! Hug patrol!
Yeah!"
"Uh huh…"
"Hey," said Shippou, tugging on Kel's jeans. "What's that thing on your face?"
"It's called a nose!" said Kel.
"No that thing around your eyes."
"Oh! These are my glasses!" said Kel as she reached up to adjust them.
"Why do you wear glass around your eyes?" asked the little fox demon.
Kel thought about it. "I don't know," she admitted. "Let's see what happens if I take them off." She took off her glasses. "OH DEAR GOD I CAN'T SEE! I'M BLIND! I'M BLIND!"
She ran around in circles, screaming that she couldn't see. Moments later she was rolling on the ground in her despair, until Kaddy put the glasses back on her. Kel sat up in disbelief. "It's a miracle."
"You're crazy," said Inuyasha.
Just then Kagome, Sango and Miroku came through the bushes and into the clearing with the well.
"Inuyasha better have not hurt Ship… uh hello!" said Kagome as she realised that there were 2 other girls in the clearing, called Kaddy and Kel, who were both wearing blue jeans and green T-shirts that had hug patrol printed on the back.
"Hiya!" said Kaddy and Kel in unison.
"Hey, are you guys from the future?" asked Kagome, suddenly realising that jeans and baggy t-shirts weren't from the current era they were in.
"If 2006 is the future then yes!" said Kel.
"We were in the living room, turned on the TV and ended up here," said Kaddy.
"Hmmm… what odd girls…" said Miroku.
"You had better not do anything perverted," said Sango in a low voice.
"Nah, they're too shrimpy and short," replied Miroku.
"Who are you calling short?" said Kel in a dangerous voice.
"Yeah, we're height disadvantaged!" said Kaddy.
"Fine, sorry," said Miroku quickly.
"Let's go Kel," said Kaddy.
"Ok Kadster," replied Kel.
As they walked off they could still hear the girls conversation.
"Why did you call me Kadster?"
"Cause I felt like it."
"Well if you call me Kadster, I'm gonna call you Sparky!"
"No! Anything but that!"
"Sparky! Fetch!"
"Ok… wait I'm not a dog!"
"Sparky the dog!"
"Quit it!"
After that, they couldn't hear anymore.
Suddenly Kagome realised something. "Hey guys! One of our jewel shards is missing!" (A/N: I know the shards they found have been attached together, but let's pretend they weren't.)
"I thought Shippou had it!" said Sango. Everyone glared at the little fox demon.
"Hey, I do have it… somewhere…" said Shippou in his defence as he rapidly searching his pockets. "I can't find it!"
"Kal and Keddy must have stolen it!" said Inuyasha, pounding his fist into his hand.
"I think you mean Kel and Kaddy," said Shippou.
"whatever we need to find them!" said Inuyasha as he ran off.
Meanwhile…
"I'm not a dog!" said Kel.
"yes you are!" replied Kaddy.
"am not!"
"are too!"
"am not!"
"are too!"
Kel suddenly bent over. "hey look what I found!" she picked it up.
Kaddy looked at it. "it's sparkly."
"well, we're keeping it!" said Kel as she pocketed it.
"it might belong to someone though Kel."
"if they wanted it, they wouldn't have left it on the ground."
"good point."
The girls skipped on, not knowing that they had picked up a shard of the Shikon jewel.
I couldn't be bothered typing up what happened after we got into the forest again since it was the same so I just pasted in what we had here before then edited it. And the new beginning fits in well with other things that we do so it works! Ciao for now!
