A/N: This is what happens when I get bored over the march break and I come across a saying that contradics itself.
Disclaimer: I do not own Tori or Kira, nor did I come up with the saying in Kaylee's fortune cookie. The only thing i do own is Kaylee Hanson and her rant on the advice from the cookie.
I hope you all enjoy this and leave me a review. Should Kaylee take the advice and not take the advice, or should she not take the advice and take the advice?
Never take advice from somebody else. - somebody else
Kaylee frowned as she read her fortune cookie. She looked up at Kira and Tori and showed them the small paper.
"So what do I do?" she asked.
"Eat the cookie," Tori laughed, snatching a small piece from her sister's plate.
"But that would be taking your advice," Kaylee frowned.
"Then why did you ask?" Tori smiled.
"Because, I don't know if I should not take his advice and take his advice, or if I should take his advice and not take his advice..."
Kaylee paused as she thought about that she just said.
"But if I take his advice and don't take his advice, I'm taking his advice, which is not taking his advice. So really, I should not take his advice if I want to take his advice. But If I don't take his advice it's taking his advice and he told me not to take his advice, so I can't take his advice and not take his advice."
"Wait... where are you going with this?" Kira frowned, snatching the paper from her friend and reading it.
"But I can't possibly take his advice because his advice is to not take his advice. The only way to take his advice is to not take his advice, unless I take his advice to not take his advice, but that would be not taking his advice which is the advice he gave me, so I am taking his advice."
"Kaylee..."
"And if I take his advice, then I'm not taking his advice. So if I take his advice I'm not taking his advice. Can I not take his advice. Because if I take his advice then I won't take his advice and I would take advice from somebody else, who is him. So then I would be taking his advice which is what he doesn't want me to do. So to take his advice I would have to not take his advice and take advice from him and not take his advice," Kaylee smiled as she crossed her hands over her chest and leaned back on her chair. Tori and Kira shook their heads as they looked at her in shock.
"Did you figure it out?" Kira asked.
"Yep!" Kaylee smiled. "Unless, I don't take his advice and take his advice, then I would..."
Tori slammed her hand over her sister's mouth and groaned.
"If you want my advice, then shut up," she said, grabbing Kaylee's arm with her free hand and dragging her out of the store. Kira followed behind, taking the small paper with her.