Author's Note: Alright everyone, this month of October, I'm going to try and make a Halloween trilogy for Stoked. This story might scare the living hell out of you, or not and you might laugh at it. Well anyways, this trilogy will have the Stoked characters paired up with my greatest forty-niner OC, Jonah "Davy Jones" Gold. So without further ado, here's Stoked Halloween part 1: The Davy Jones Gold Mine.
Disclaimer: I don't own Stoked, they belong to their respective owners.
Chapter One
The Ridgemount Hotel chain, a place where anyone can get great food, room service, and a whole lot of great service by fantastic staff members. It only costs a handful of $100 bills, but it's well worth it. This chain has been expanding ever since Mr. Edward Ridgemount, head of the hotel chain, created Surfer's Paradise Resort. Being a sick surfer when he was a teen, he wanted to create a hotel so all surfers young and old, near and far, can come and enjoy mingling with each other, and even just chillax. However, he soon got to business and started to make a profit out of the hotel. He got so much profit that he started to expand and make a hotel chain called the Ridgemount hotel chain. It was so vast it covered almost every country and every city in each country. It was so big it even dominated over Captain Ron's hotel chain, which was owned by Captain Ron, Edward Ridgemount's rival and enemy since they were teens. This hotel chain was so magnificent, I don't know what else to say, I'm speechless. Anyways this hotel chain was awesome thanks to Mr. Ridgemount.
One day, Mr. Ridgemount was working in his office, looking at all the hotel chains he has until he realized that he doesn't have a resort in San Francisco and Captain Ron does. "WHATTTT!" Mr. R screamed at the top of his lungs, "I CAN'T BELIEVE I DON'T HAVE A RESORT IN SAN FRANCISCO, BUT THAT RETARD, RON, DOES! I NEED TO GET A RESORT THERE!"
He went to the intercom and started blaring at it. "BUMMER! GET INTO MY OFFICE, NOW!" A few minutes later, a frightened Bummer came into Mr. R's office. "W-what do you need sir?" Bummer asked. "I called you in here because I don't have a resort in San Francisco, but Captain Ron does," Mr. R explained. "And you called me in here because-" Bummer started but was interrupted by Mr. R, "I need you to gather up all the employees and find one that will design my new hotel in San Francisco." "Alright sir, that will be done," Bummer said and then he went out of Mr. R's office to go gather the employees.
"Attention all employees," Bummer said to Reef, Broseph, Johnny, Snack Shack, Ripper, Lance, Wipeout, the Kahuna, Rosie, Fin, Emma, Lo, Martha, and Kelly in the locker room, "I'm hosting a contest, and this contest is about finding a theme to Mr. Ridgemount's new resort in San Francisco. If you can come up with a good theme for the new resort, and Mr. Ridgemount himself approves if it, you win the contest. Also, the winner will get an approval from Mr. Ridgemount himself to design his new resort in San Francisco personally. That's all so get to work on that!" After that, Bummer headed out of the locker room and the employees got really excited about the contest.
"Awesome, I'm so winning this contest," Reef said. "As if, kook," Fin commented, "I'm so winning it." "EEEEEEEE!" Emma squealed, "I so wanna win so I can design my own personal hotel." "If I win this contest, I get a hotel for myself and daddy might let me back into the penthouse," Lo said, "I gotta win this." "Awesome, bro," Broseph said, "my own hotel would be so dope!" "Hmm," Johnny pondered, "maybe winning this contest won't be too bad." "Woah, mate," Ripper said, "I can't wait to win this. How about you Lance?" "Hee hee, me neither," Lance commented. "I'll so win this contest so I don't have to work in this shitty place," Kelly said. "Hmm, this ain't such a bad idea," Rosie said, "maybe I can get a hotel that gives maids respect." "Awesome, I can design my sci-fi realm that I always wanted," Snack Shack said. "Yes finally, a resort that I can make for mascots everywhere," Wipeout said, "no more sticking up to the boss, I'm winning this contest." "Hmm, if I win this contest, I'll make a hotel for all the goth kids out there," Martha said, "it will be a vampire theme." "Hmm, interesting contest," the Kahuna said, "and the winner gets to design a hotel in San Francisco. Hmm, I know which theme would work well for it." After a few more comments and conversations, they headed off to work on their hotel themes.
Reef was making a theme, at the beach, which was about hot bikini girls. "My theme will attract so many babes," he said, "I'll call it, 'Bikini Sex Paradise Resort.'" Fin was working on her theme, at the beach also, which was about girl power. "This will empower women," she said, "it'll be called 'Female Paradise Resort.'" "Hey ugly, wanna see my theme?" Reef asked to Fin. "Uh, sure kook," Fin said. Reef showed her the theme and the name and she got so disgusted, she got pissed and kicked Reef in the kiwis. "Ewwww, the name is so disgusting and the theme is for perverts like you," Fin said harshly, "you are such a perverted kook." Soon she stormed off to the hotel and then Reef said, "she so wants me. She so wants to be in a bikini, to impress me, and then we'll kiss, make out, and then have sex." After that, he went back to work.
Emma and Lo were working on their separate projects at the DR. Emma was working on a theme about pink and cute guys. "This will be so awesome," she squealed, "I'll call it 'Hotties in Pink Paradise Resort.'" Lo was working on her theme about pink, fashion, and cosmetics. "This will impress daddy," she said, "it should be called, 'A Girl's Paradise Resort.'" "How's my theme?" Emma said holding up her theme to Lo. "OK Emma, you either have gone overly obsessed or you're still ga-ga-ing over Ty," Lo commented. "Maybe, but I miss him so much," Emma cried. "Look Emma," Lo explained, "get over Ty, OK! Move on!" "OK!" Emma responded.
Broseph and Johnny were working on their own separate themes in the lobby. Broseph's theme was about chillaxing and Johnny's was about encouragement. "My theme will be so dope," Broseph said, "I'll call it 'Chillax Brah Paradise Resort.'" "Well my theme will bring words of encouragement," Johnny said, "it'll be called 'Hope Paradise Resort.'" "Eh, that theme and name is OK, bro," Broseph said, "but I bet mine is much better." "Yeah well mine is for a good cause not for just chillaxing," Johnny responded. "Well, we'll see who'll win this contest," Broseph said. "Yeah, we'll see about that," Johnny said. Then they continued working.
Ripper and Lance were working on their own projects together in the locker room. Ripper was making a theme about Australia and Lance was working on a theme about gay people. "How do you like my theme mate?" Ripper asked Lance, "it's called 'Outback Paradise Resort.'" Lance gave it a thumbs up and Ripper said, "alright mate." Then Lance said, "how do you like my theme? It's called 'Gay Love Paradise Resort (For Gay Men).'" Ripper just backed away, very slowly, in disgust, and confusion. Then he said, "Ewww, mate, I'm Outta here!" Ripper then hightailed it away from Lance, while a heartbroken Lance started to cry and said, "hurtful, you don't love me back. WHAAAAAAH!" Then he started running towards the staff house crying like a baby.
Snack Shack and Wipeout were busy working on their themes near the pool. Snack Shack's theme was a sci-fi theme, but not just any sci-fi theme, a Star Wars theme. "This resort will be for all the Star Wars fans out there," he said, "it shall be called 'Jedi Paradise Resort.'" Wipeout's theme reflected his attitude towards being a mascot for the resort. "My resort will give mascots the respect they need," he said, "it will be called 'Mascot Paradise Resort.'" Soon, Snack Shack and Wipeout showed their theme's to each other. "Please, Snack Shack," Wipeout commented, "a Star Wars theme is so lame and stupid." "Yeah well, a Mascot theme is really stupid as well," Snack Shack responded back, "like how are you gonna have a Mascot theme if the winning hotel theme is already gonna have a Mascot?" "Well this Mascot theme is to give credit and respect for Mascots everywhere," Wipeout explained. "That's so lame, I'm Outta here," Snack Shack said, and then he stormed off toward the staff house. "Whatever dickhead," Wipeout replied and then he continued working on his theme.
Kelly and Martha were working on their themes in the DR as well. Kelly's theme was a place for lesbians and Martha's theme was a place for goth kids. "My theme will bring the sexy and the sex on all women out there," Kelly said, "it'll be called 'Lesbian Strip Club Paradise Resort.'" "Ewww, that's disgusting," Martha said, "you disgust me, slutty bitch." "Fine goth whore," Kelly said, "what's your theme?" "My theme will show appreciation for goth kids and Twilight fans," Martha explained, "it'll be called 'Vampire Paradise Resort.'" "Ewww, Twilight?" Kelly asked. "Yes," Martha replied. "That's the most dumbest theme ever," Kelly commented. "Well it's better than your lesbian porn theme," Martha said, "I'm so Outta here." Then Martha headed straight out of the DR. "Whatever," Kelly said. Then she continued with her work.
Rosie was working on her theme in room 667. Her theme was about trying to lose weight. "Hopefully if I win, I can lose weight at this resort, give fat people a chance to lose weight, and hopefully after I lose weight, no one will ever call me fat again," she said, "it'll be called 'Overweight Paradise Resort.'" The Marvins walked passed her, they heard what her theme was going to be about, and then Mr. Marvin said, "that's the dumbest theme ever." "Oh really Mr. Marvin?" Rosie asked with an attitude. "Why of course it is," Mrs. Marvin said, "like why would people go to a resort about fat people trying to lose weight? They could just go to a gym for that, or use Jenny Craig for all I care." "Yeah, it's stupid," Mr. Marvin said, "now go clean our room, which is room 666, fatty." "You demons," Rosie commented. Then the Marvins walked away laughing and Rosie went to work, cleaning up the Marvins' room.
The Kahuna was at his hut working on his theme. He was reading a history book titled "the History of California," getting information on his theme. "I think this theme is very appropriate for the San Francisco resort," he said, "since I used to live in San Francisco before coming to British Columbia for my solitude." After reading his book, he went right to work on his theme which was about the history of California and the forty-niners. "This theme will be so rad," the Kahuna said, "it'll be called 'Forty-Niner's Paradise Resort.'" After coming up with the name he went back to work again. After about a few minutes, he stopped and then went to the lobby for the judging of the themes by Mr. R himself.
In the evening, after the employees were done with their shifts, they all gathered in the lobby for Mr. R to determine the winner of the contest of coming up with a good theme for the new San Francisco Resort. "Alright employees," Mr. R began, "let's see what you all came up with." Soon, he went to all of the employees and saw what they came up with.
He first started with Reef. "How do you like my theme?" Reef asked. Mr. R wasn't too impressed. "A bikini sex resort," Mr. R said, "uh, too little respect for women. NEXT!"
He went to Fin next. "Is my theme good?" Fin asked. Mr. R wasn't to impressed with Fin's either. "A female empowerment resort," he said, "uh, too much respect for women. NEXT!"
Emma's turn was next. "Oh, I hope you like my theme," Emma said. Mr. R didn't like hers at all. "A hottie pink resort," he said, "if I was my wife Bella, I would have approved it, but no. NEXT!"
Next was Lo. "I hope you like my theme daddy," Lo said, "so I can work hard on it and you can take me back to the penthouse." Mr. R got a little bit stern over his daughter's theme. "A fashion cosmetics theme," he said, "uh, sorry Lo but you won't be going back into the penthouse anytime soon. I'm not your mother. NEXT!" "Oh no fair!" Lo whined.
Ripper was next. "My theme is good right?" Ripper said. Mr. R kind of liked it, but not too much. "The Australian theme is OK," Mr. R said, "but not for a San Francisco Resort. NEXT!"
Soon, he came to Johnny. "I hope you like mine, sir," Johnny stated. Mr. R was pretty impressed by his theme. "A hopeful resort," Mr. R said, "this is pretty good. I might get back to you later. NEXT!"
Broseph was next. "How do you like mine?" Broseph said. Mr. R liked it a little. "A chillaxing resort," Mr. R said, "uh, very good. I might get back to you later. NEXT!"
Wipeout was next. "Is my resort good?" Wipeout said. Mr. R just got confused at Wipeout's theme. "A mascot resort," he said, "uh, Wipeout, we don't need a mascot resort. It's kind of redundant. NEXT!"
Next was Snack Shack. "Is mine good?" The fat nerdy kid said. Mr. Ridgemount wasn't too impressed by Snack Shack's theme, in fact, he got bored by it. "Another Star Wars theme," Mr. R said, "too overused. I would go with an anime theme if I were you. NEXT!"
It was the Kahuna's turn next. "How's this theme big boss man?" The bum said. Mr. Ridgemount was impressed and confused by the theme. "A forty-niner theme? What's a forty-niner?" Mr. R asked. "A forty-niner is a gold digger who came to California during the Gold Rush Era to find gold, have opportunities, and become rich," the Kahuna explained, "a lot of the forty-niners came to San Francisco during that era, and they helped establish the city and made California an actual state of the United States of America. I know this because I grew up in San Francisco. I fled to Canada so I can live in solitude." After that Mr. R said, "oh I see. So these forty-niners are part of the history of that city. Hmm, interesting. I really like this theme. I might get back to you later. NEXT!"
Martha was next. "Enjoy my theme, sir?" She asked. Mr. Ridgemount got freaked out about her theme. "A vampire theme that's supposed to be like Twilight?" He replied, "no, never again, I'm sick and tired of vampires and Twilight. I just don't get why every teenaged girl and middle-aged mother just go ga-ga over that pathetic series. No hotel for goth kids. NEXT!"
Next was Rosie. "How's mine sir?" She asked. Mr. Ridgemount was very impressed. "Not too bad," Mr. R said, "a weight loss theme would be perfect for those American people. I might come back to you. NEXT!"
Lance was next. "How's my theme?" Lance said. Mr. Ridgemount almost let out a yelp, and he slowly backed away from Lance having a "what the fuck" expression on his face. "Oh shit, a gay theme," Mr. R said, "no, never, it will never happen, that's so wrong. NEXT!" "Hurtful!" Lance cried, and he just ran away to the staff house, crying like a baby again.
Last but not least was Kelly. "Do you like my theme?" Kelly asked. Mr. Ridgemount got an excited but weirded out expression on his face. Then he came to his senses and said, "a lesbian porn theme. I don't think that's gonna happen, whore. OK THAT'S IT!"
After that Mr. R turned away from the employees and started making a decision on who won the contest. A few minutes had past and then Mr. R turned towards the employees and said, "I've made a decision. The four best employees who made the best themes are….Broseph, Johnny, Rosie, and the Kahuna. Come on up guys." The four winners came up to Mr. R and they turned to face the other employees. "Alright now I'm going to announce the winner soon OK?" Mr. R said and the employees all nodded. "OK," he said, "the three best employees are…Rosie, Johnny, and the Kahuna." Broseph walked away from the winners, sad that he didn't win. "the two best employees are," Mr. R continued, "…Johnny and the Kahuna." Rosie walked away, sad and a little bit pissed.
With only Johnny and the Kahuna left Mr. R began again, "alright, the employee with the best theme is…" there was a long pause before Mr. R said, "…THE KAHUNA!" The Kahuna couldn't believe it, he actually won the contest.
He was jumping up and down while Johnny walked away from him, feeling all depressed, until Mr. R said, "however, a hopeful resort would be a good idea Johnny, just not for San Francisco. The Kahuna's theme works perfectly for San Francisco since it's all about the history of San Francisco. However, we'll use a hopeful theme for another Ridgemount resort, OK?" Johnny realized this and then he gave Mr. R a thumbs up.
"Excellent!" Mr. R continued, "so the forty-niner theme wins and the Kahuna will start designing the hotel, alright?" The Kahuna realized this and said, "woah, I have to design the hotel now?" "Yes, you won and so you have to design the hotel, alright?" Mr. R explained. "OK," the Kahuna said, "but can I have help?" "Yes you can," Mr. R said, "you can take two employees to help you design the hotel, alright?" "Alright big boss man," the Kahuna said. "Which ones will you be taking?" Mr. R asked. "Hmm, I choose…" the Kahuna replied, pointing to the desired employees, "the fat guy at the Snack Shack and the guy in the Whale Suit." He obviously meant Snack Shack and Wipeout. "Excellent!" Mr. R said, "those two will start working with you to design the hotel, so get started on that, alright?" "Alright man," the Kahuna replied. "Excellent!" Mr. R said, "so you all can go now, good night."
Soon, the employees left to go to the staff house, disappointed that their themes didn't make it, and shocked that the Kahuna's theme made it. After everyone else went into the staff house to get some sleep, the Kahuna went into his hut to start designing for the hotel.
"Hmm, a forty-niner theme," the Kahuna began, "what should I design to make this hotel look authentic?" He pondered on the question for a little bit until an idea came into his head like a light bulb. "I got it," he said, "I should make a ride that will go with the hotel. That way, it will be more authentic and tons of fun." With that idea in mind he started designing the ride that'll go with the hotel. Then he got stuck and said, "hold on, what should this ride be about?" He pondered on that question until he got another idea that came into his head like a light bulb. "I got it," the Kahuna said, and he got right to work on the ride that'll go with the hotel, thinking with excitement about what the ride is going to be about.
Alright, first chapter. It will get pretty exciting soon. Just you wait and see.