What Are You Offering, Exactly?

by Elder Schraderham

MyMusic Show: Alternative is the newest techie on MyMusic. Idol absolutly hates her, Alternative happens to have a crush on Intern 2, while Metal is starting to see Alt in a different light. Dubstep is sick of the friend-zone with Techno. Scene and Indie are fooling around behind the scenes and have to keep it hush hush. Better than the Description! so much mayhem going on!

1. Prolog

Prolog

"Why do you want me in here? What? You want me to talk to the cameras? Whatever… Hey, I'm Alternative, newest staffer to MyMusic. Indie hired me for my amazing computer skills and he thinks that I'll be a 'good addition to the staffers'. Yeah I doubt it.

"It's my first day and I haven't even made it into the office yet. I've been sitting in here for ten minutes waiting for someone to do something. This is total crap. This is my first freaking day on the job. Can I go yet? What do you mean not yet? Keep talking? I gotta go to work! Fine!

"I have some anger issues so this probably isn't going to go smoothly, I can just feel it. About me? Well, besides the anger issues, I'm usually a quite person. I play the guitar and piano. I like alternative music as you can tell by my name. I'm a complete computer chick. Love working with computers because I can't get a boyfriend that understands that. So I spend my nights alone in my apartment with a screwdriver and a computer. I have skills, ok?

"Why did I choose MyMusic? For a number of reasons. One, I love music. I love playing it, listening to it and so on and so forth. I write songs and hide them away so no one finds them. When I found out that I could be part of a company that does everything that involves computers, technology and music, I jumped on it!

"Two, all my past jobs like sucked. Once I was a lounge singer and that ended in disaster! I don't even want to talk about that one. I worked at a Starbucks and they told me I was too weird so they fired me. What's so challenging about hiring a twenty four year old girl who just wants to be a musician or work with technology?

"Three, I'm always opened to all sorts of music. Alternative is my number one favorite for sure! But I'm always open to metal music, or like anything you can dance to and what not. I'm not that picky, but I'm not a fan at all of mainstream. I'm not that stupid.

"What? Wrap it up? Can do. Well, I'm really excited to see how this job pans out. I hope I can meet some new people, get some new experiences out of this job and hopefully make myself a better person with less anger problems. I'm Alternative and I'm really excited to be the newest staffer of MyMusic Show!"