For those who have previously read this story and asked for more detail I have rewritten chapters 2 and 3. Thanks for your advice.

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Ch 1 The Advice Column

"Who the BLOODY HELL! are the Marauders!?!," said Remus.

"Remus," said Lily reproachfully, "I thought you were smarter than that. Five points from Gryffindor for language. And I thought you guys were the Marauders!

"I didn't say that Lily, you know I wouldn't, it was in this letter" said Remus.

"What letter," said Lily. "

This letter," Lils said Sirius. Showing her the piece of parchment.

"What is this Remus! Is this what I think it is. An advice column by the Marauders??? Who would write to you?" said Lily.

"Well, obviously some one has because your holding it Evans," said James.

"Don't try to be smart with me Potter!," said Lily.

"It is indeed an advice column, seriously Lils,"said Sirius.

"Sirius, stop calling me Lils, its positively annoying!," said Lily.

"Ok Lils," grinned Sirius. "Gits," Lily muttered under her breath.

"Didn't catch that Lil's, what did you say,"said Sirius.

"Bloody Hell stop calling me Lils!," said Lily "I'm leaving!"

"Padfoot didn't mean that Evans, did you Padfoot," said James glaring Sirius.

"You're not any better Potter! Messing up your stupid hair and jinxing everyone just because you can! You make me sick!!!, I'm really leaving now and I mean it!," said Lilly.

"Evans!," yelled James. She didn't even turn around Padfoot," James to Sirius.

"Bad luck Prongs,"replied Sirius.

"Hey, Prong's let's look at our letter!," said Sirius.

"OK, Padfoot, what does it say," said James taking a big bite of bacon off his plate.

"It says," went Sirius "James did you know that all your best friends are dating Evans?"

"WHAT!," said James choking on a piece of bacon. "How, in the bloody hell could you do this to me guys..."

"Hey, Prongs," said Peter "Do you want me to record this as you response to the letter?" Holding his quill ready in his hand.

"I don't care about bloody responses Wormtail! Is this true? Are you serious!,"said a very angry James.

"Yes, I'm Sirius," said Sirius.

"Stupid git with his puns!," said James. "Moony," said James turning to Remus "is this true!"

"Technically, yes Prongs," said Remus not even looking up from his copy of Defensive Magic grade 6 that was propped up against an orange juice jug.

"What!," yelped James totally losing his appetite "i thought you guys were my friends! How could you do this!"

"We are," said Sirius. "We never said we were going out with Lily Evans! I'm going out with Lottie Evans, she's Lily's cousin and a dam good snogger grinned Sirius. And Moony is going with cutie Ottie Evan, Lottie's sister, i'm not sure if she's a good snogger, you'll have to ask Moony," grining at an embarrassed Remus behind his book. And lets not forget Wormtail..."

"You mean someone's actually going out with Wormtail!," interrupted James. "I'm beginning to doubt you Padfoot, Wormtail dating, come on, you could do better than that! And how come I have never seen any of these girls!, they must hang out with Lilly!"

"Prongs, mate, I think your infatuation with Lilly has made you not notice any other girls," said Sirius.

"Why are these girl's so darn related!" said James, "the next thing you'll tell me Lily's friends with Snape!"

"Well, technically...," said Remus.

"Not another one of your technicallyies Moony," interrupted James.

"Well, this is true Prong's I'm serious, I see them walking around together all the time, walking into the bathroom," said Sirius grinning at the shocked look on James.

"Lily likes Snape!," said James shocked at this news.

"Yes, Prongs old mate, Lilly's friends with Libby Snape," smirked Sirius.

"PADFOOT," James said you almost gave me a heart attack! I mean Severus Snape, come on."

"I'm glad you caught on Prongs," smirked Sirius.

"Come on Padfoot it wasn't that obvious!," retorted James.

"It was very obvious Prongs," said Sirius.

"Was not," said James.

"Was too," said Sirius.

"WAS NOT," said James.

"WAS TOO," said Sirius.

"WAS NOT," said James.

"WAS TOO," said Sirius.

"WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP," yelled Remus "I'm trying to read A Revised Version of Hogwarts a History!"

"For what Moony, the 5,000th time!," said Sirius

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