Woo-hoo! New fic! I'm pretty much stuck on Far From Perfect…so if you can help me out with ideas, just message me!
Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach.
All's fair in True Love and War
"Ichigo, I'm really getting sick of sleeping in this damned closet…" A female voice called out and a particularly short woman snapped open the sliding door. Her hair was ruffled atop her head, with one strand carelessly resting between her violet shaded eyes.
"And what the hell do you want me to do about it?" The orange-haired teen replied plainly, his chocolate colored eyes staring back at the petite shinigami.
She hopped down from the makeshift bed and folded her arms across her chest.
"You don't need to be so irritable all the time, you know."
"Ah Rukia just shut up, will ya? It's too early…" He said with a yawn.
"Well maybe I would still be sleeping if it wasn't so damn cramped in there!" She yelled, a bit louder than she had intended.
But that didn't matter much; Isshin, Yuzu, and Karin were all down in the clinic anyway.
Ichigo sighed, about to make a smart-mouthed retort when he felt the pummeling of a certain stuffed animal on his back.
"Leave Rukia alone!" He yelled out, tightly squeezing his eyes shut.
He turned his head to find Kon attempting to injure him. Grabbing the plushy by the back of his neck, he flung him across the room, causing him to hit the wall with a 'thud'.
"Kon, I'm not in the mood!"
This was a typical morning for Ichigo Kurosaki. Arguing with Rukia had become so customary to him that he just about it expected a morning quarrel every damn day. Most of their conflicts revolved around her childish doodles or Ichigo's thickheaded tendency to be more stubborn than either of them needed.
Kon on the other hand, was a nuisance beyond imagination. He had so many times almost burned the worthless fuzz ball, but Rukia's soft spot for plushies always seemed to get in the way.
Ichigo stood up; his eyes only half open from exhaustion.
"I'll go get us some breakfast…" He declared before marching out of his bedroom.
Kon recovered from his recent beating and immediately ran up to Rukia, his eyes wide in curiosity.
"Rukia…?"
"Yes, Kon?"
"Just why is it that you like Ichigo so much? All you guys do is fight…And he's so mean. You saw what he just did to me!"
Her eyes grew wide and a blush grazed itself upon her cheeks.
"I do not like Ichigo, Kon!" She said, kicking away the stuffed lion. "I can't even get along with that fool for more than 2 minutes!"
"Aha! Your blushing, Kuchiki!" Kon acknowledge with a giggle.
She stomped her foot down on his face and his laughs were quickly muffled.
"Kon, I'll kill you." She said crossly.
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Heehee, it's so fun to torment Kon.
Yeah I was just bored and I'm stumped on my other fics so…
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I guess I'll accept flames…since I did this in like five minutes…