NOTE:: This story is a collaboration of Nami-chan and Miss Hiem, we do not own KH or any of the characters, we do own Mine and Nami, they are our own characters.
2 NOTE:: Mine is pronounced, 'Mee-nay'
-Random Lesson-
Lesson 1: How to Make a Bad Impression…
Nami and Mine sat at the plain white desk with a black symbol representing something. A man with silver hair sat on the other side and eyed the two girls making them feel very uncomfortable.
"Welcome to Organization Xlll ladies" The two girls nodded in silence, "my name is Xemnas, and I am your superior." Mine had a piece of paper and a pen and quickly started to scribble something down. She quickly tapped Nami on the leg, Nami quickly glanced over and took the piece of paper Mine handed her. She quickly opened it, while watching Xemnas making sure he wasn't watching. She quickly opened the note and started to giggle. The note read:
Hey if you switch the letters in Xemnas around you get MANSEX LOL LOL!!! HE'S A PERV!!
Nami soon burst out into laughing fits followed by Mine. Xemnas eyed them suspiciously,
"What is so funny ladies?" The girls stopped quickly, but Nami had to muffle her giggles, but burst out into more laughing fits and Mine burst into laughter as well. Xemnas was getting annoyed and ready to kick them out, when mini angel Xemnas popped up on his shoulder.
"Xemnas think about what your about to do…I mean look at them, they are way too cute" Xemnas quickly looked at the two girls, Nami had blonde hair with pink highlights, wearing it down to her waist. Her eyes were bright pink and cheerful. While Mine had black hair with green highlights landing just a bit higher than her lower back. Her neon green eyes mesmerizing. The angel on his shoulder nudged his neck, "common we pervey angels have to stick together y'know." Suddenly devil Xemnas appear on his other shoulder.
"Once again I have to agree with cross dressing boy over there, but forget about thinking it over, just do them already" Xemnas thought it over a bit, then the angel broke his train of thought.
"We shouldn't do that yet but rather get them comfortable first and used to you talking to yourself..."
Xemnas nodded in agreement and said yes.
"Umm Xemnas...sir, what are you nodding your head at?" Nami asked in a frightened voice. Mine stared at him with wide eyes. Xemnas coughed into his hand and ran to a closet in the room. Nami and Mine sat there for a minute waiting. Xemnas walked back out with two black outfits.
"Here these are your uniforms there is a room you can change in just out side my office." The girls looked at each other, then at what they were wearing.
"What so we can't wear our clothes ever again?" Nami asked sadly looking at her black pants with pink at the bottom in slits her black tank top with pink fish nets on her arms. Mine looked at her baggy green pants, green t-shirt, and green vest with black pockets all over it (very Sora Roxas like)
"No I am afraid not, and anyways I made these myself" Xemnas said gleefully. Mine eyed him suspiciously.
"Why not?" Xemnas stared at her,
"Well we are an organization, and we must all match." he handed the girls their uniforms and they both left to go and change. While they were getting changed, Xemnas waited at his desk and watched his little fantasies come to life in his Xemnas theater in his head.
'Nami and Mine were changing into the outfits,
"Umm Mine how do put this thing on???" Nami asked confused looking at the coat. Mine rolled her eyes. She walked up behind Nami and pressed their bodies together, as she zipped the coat up on Nami...'
Xemnas sat at his desk drooling, when Nami and Mine walked in.
"Umm sir your drooling..." Nami said disgusted. Xemnas broke away from his daze and looked at the girls, and quickly put his hands to his nose...
"Umm very nice girls" Mine looked at him even more grossed out.
"Is your nose bleeding?" Xemnas looked at her
"N-no!"
"Prove it!" Mine said glaring at him, Xemnas quickly turned around, then quickly faced the girls again.
"See no blood!" Xemnas said as he lowered his hands, to reveal tissues stuffed up his nose. Mine flinched major time, while Nami just tilted her head in confusion. "Anyways now your rooms are 13 and 14" the girls quickly ran out of the room, and into the long never ending hall way.
2 hours later
The two girls were walking in the twilight's veiw.
"Man I haven't seen anyone anywhere since we've left the perv dude." Mine said looking around, while Nami nodded in agreement. Suddenly Mine felt a light tap on her right shoulder.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" she screamed, as she quickly turned around and punched the blonde spikey haired boy behind her.
"OWWWW!" the boy yelled as he flew backwards into a wall. Mine noticed that he was wearing a black coat just like theirs, she quickly ran after him, with Nami following behind quickly.
"OH MY GOD! I AM SO SORRY!" The blonde sat up rubbing his cheek,
"Ow wow you have a good punch for a girl." he said looking up at Mine, who started to blush a bit.
"Thanks!" she said helping him up.
"Umm I'm Roxas" he said smiling.
"I'm Mine, and this is Nami" Mine replied, pointing to herself then to Nami, who waved and smiled.
"HI!" Roxas looked at the two girls uniforms and stared.
"What are you wearing?" Mine threw her arms up and started to spaz out!
"SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP! IT'S NOT OUR FAULT THAT XEMNAS IS A TOTAL FRICKIN PERV!!" Roxas nodded in agreement. Mine put her arms down, "Oh you already knew that?" Roxas began to chuckle
"Well it's obvious isn't it?" both girls looked at him confused. He sighed, " I mean look at your uniforms." Both girls looked down at their uniforms then to Roxas', "you guys are wearing miniskirts and belly shirts for the love God!" Nami shook her head in disagreement
"No no school girl uniform" Roxas and Mine stared at her as if she was an idiot.
"Well it's not her fault" Mine said to Roxas, "She's blonde" Roxas stared at her in disbelief,
"You know I'm blonde too right?"
"Well yeah but I mean she is the major extreme blonde. She understands like virtually nothing" Nami looked at them,
"Not only am I blonde I also have pink in my hair to see?" Mine smacked her forehead,
"See what I mean?" Roxas started to laugh,
"yeah I do"
The three members stood in the hallway for awhile, when a spiky red haired guy came up behind Roxas and put his arm around him.
"Sorry ladies, Roxas is mine." The man said grinning, both Mine and Nami and stepped back in shock,
"You're... gay?" Mine stared at Roxas.
Nami turned to Mine, "He's hot!"
Roxas looked at the red haired guy angrily removing his arm from his shoulder, "No, I'm not, and Axel stop saying weird things like that!"
"Hey, I'm just havin' a bit of fun, I mean did you see their faces." he replied smiling.
"Anyway, this is Axel, member number 8." Roxas pointed to the tall spiky haired guy beside him.
"That's A-X-E-L, got it memorized?" Axel laughed a bit.
"I'm Mine and this is Nami, member numbers 13 and 14." Mine said once again pointing to herself and then her friend.
"Hello." Nami squeaked blushing.
"Anyway, we can't find our rooms, we been circling this place for two hours now." Mine said embarrassed and angry.
"Your rooms are 13 and 14 right, let look for them together." Roxas offered smiling.
"Cool, I'll tag along, too." Axel held up the peace sign.
-2 more hours later-
"Okay, Xemnas is not only a perv, but he's also a nut, THIS PLACE IS IMPOSSIBLE TO GET AROUND IN!!!" Mine screamed shaking her fists in the air.
Axel pulled out a map, "What if we used this map of the place."
Roxas slowly turned around to Axel who was focused on the map, "WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU SAY BEFORE YOU HAD A MAP!!!!!!!!!!!" Roxas screamed angrily at Axel who just smiled.
"Aww, don't be that way, Roxas." Axel pouted as he petted the steaming Roxas.
"Gimme the map," Mine grabbed the piece of paper from Axel's hand, her eyes widened when she looked at the map, "WHAT THE HECK?!?!" she screamed, "This place isn't some elaborate labyrinth, we've just been going around in circles!!" Mine's hands shook, "I'm goin' crazy... I'm goin to go crazy..." she said sadly.
Roxas took the map, "Well here we should be getting to the rooms if we walk down this way." He pointed to his left.
Nami burst in "YAAY!!!! ROOMS!!!" she ran down the hall.
"I like her spunk." Axel said giggling, while Roxas and Mine stared.
After a while the four of them came to a hallway of doors, Roxas pointed down the hall.
"If you walk down there, you should find your rooms."
"Wait your not coming with us?" Mine looked at Roxas
"It's getting late, how about we show you around tomorrow, kay?" he smiled at Mine, he smile made her knees weak.
"Oh, okay sure!" she blushed.
"Yeah, I'll come by, too." Axel grinned
"Really?" Nami stared at him with wide eyes
"Of course! We'll pick you up in the morning." Axel waved goodbye along with Roxas as they walked back down the hallway. Leaving the two girls standing there, waiting for tomorrow.
-Class dismissed-