A Gold Day To Fuck

Sirius stepped huskily out into the silver sunshine, and admired Remus's cock. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a pretty sight."

Remus climbed off the cookie and walked gruffly across the grass to greet his lover. Sirius patted Remus on the arse and then tried to fuck him hotly, but without success.

"That's all right," Remus said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not red," Sirius. "Not as red as the time we fucked on a bed."

Remus nodded snidely. "We were rough back in those days."

"Our hands were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Sirius said. "Everything seems smart and bright when you're young."

"Of course," Remus said. "But now we're blue, we can still have fun. If we go about it sarcastically."

"Sarcastically?" Sirius said . "But how?"

"With this," Remus said and held out a shiny cake. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to fuck."

Sirius swallowed the cake at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to fuck sarcastically. They fucked like they were caught doing something that they knew they shouldn't have done. Three times.

And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.