Rachel and Santana decided to keep their relationship private for a while. It made it easier for them since Kurt skipped that NYADA Social. It was one less person they had to worry about. It was still new and even though they both wanted each other neither one was sure how it would work out just yet. Rachel is still a tugboat full of crazy and Santana goes to her yelling place more often than not. So for now they are keeping it from everyone, even Kurt. They figured when the time is right they will let people know.
Little did they know Kurt has grown suspicious. On nights out neither girl makes any attempts to pick anyone up in the bars and they have both been nicer to each other than usual. Kurt has also caught them together many times but they always found a way out of it. On his way to Rachel and Santana's apartment he recalls moments that made him start to wonder.
FLASHBACK
Kurt was taking a walk through Central Park when he looks over and sees Rachel and Santana holding hands near the fountain. He thought to himself he knew there was something going on so he started running over.
"Rachel! Hey Rachel!"
Rachel turned around to see Kurt running towards them and let go of Santana's hand.
Out of breath Kurt moved in closer. "Okay what is going on here?"
"What are you talking about?" Rachel said while making her best attempt to look confused.
"You know exactly what I'm talking about. I saw you two holding hands."
Santana looked at him and folded her arms. "I think the heat is getting to you. We were doing no such thing."
"Oh come on Santana, I know what I saw."
"No for real Kurt, I think you should go inside. Your cheeks are getting a little pink and you know too much sun is bad for you. You don't want to start aging prematurely."
"Are you kidding me?"
"We were just about to head home. Catch you later. And seriously, sun block."
"They must think I'm so stupid" he said to himself growing a little angry. Then he remembered that time in the movie theater.
FLASHBACK
The theater wasn't completely dark yet. He was just sitting there watching people filter in when he heard giggling behind him. He turned around and saw Rachel and Santana kissing.
"I knew it! You two are together! You're kissing!"
Santana looked down at Kurt and rolled her eyes. "I think you need glasses. There was no kissing going on."
"Oh my god is this some sort of joke? Am I on Punk'd?"
"You need to be famous to be on Punk'd."
"I don't know what game you two are playing but I know I just saw you with your tongue down Rachel's throat."
"Way to exaggerate. Rachel was choking on some popcorn so I was giving her CPR."
"CPR? While sitting down facing each other in a movie theater? I was born at night, Santana, but not last night."
"No seriously it's a new way of doing it. I'll show you." Just then Santana leaned over and put her mouth on Kurt's.
Kurt put his hands up to push her off. Rachel couldn't help but laugh as Kurt looked mortified. "Oh my god, ew. Just... You two cant keep this up forever. I will find out what's going on."
"Kurt, shush. The previews are about to start," Rachel said to him. Kurt huffed and turned around to face the screen
"They aren't even trying to hide it but every time I say something they have an excuse. This ends today."
He cant take it anymore and just needs to know. He made his way into their apartment building determined to get answers to his questions. He raised his hand to knock on the door but stopped when he heard voices.
Mmmmmmmmmm that's so good.
Oh my god that's amazing.
I know, I cant believe it.
"I should not be listening to this," said Kurt as he leaned in closer to hear better.
This is the sweetest thing I've ever tasted.
The taste just lingers on your tongue. I could eat this all day.
"Those little perverts. I so knew it. What am I going to do? If I just burst in they would have a hard time explaining it. That could work. I'd like to see Santana try to convince me this is some form of CPR."
This is so good.
Eat some more.
"Why Rachel, you dirty girl. Okay seriously I cant listen to this anymore, it's gross." Kurt backs away from the door to lean against the wall to gather up the courage to barge in.
Inside the apartment Rachel and Santana are sitting on the couch.
"Seriously these are the best cupcakes I've ever had. I cant believe these are vegan," Santana said as she wipes some frosting off her lips.
"Oh please, I've made you plenty of vegan dishes before and you enjoyed it. Don't act like it's a surprise you can like something vegan," Rachel said while rolling her eyes.
Santana smiled and gave Rachel a quick kiss. "Sorry baby. These are really good though."
"That place is amazing. They make cakes too. I was thinking maybe for your birthday-" Just then the door bursts open and Kurt comes running in.
"Ah ha! I knew it! All the sneaking around and not answering your phone and always being busy! You cant talk your way out of it this time! I just knew that you and Santana were...wait a second. What's going on here?" Kurt stood there pointing at the girls and the box of baked goods on the coffee table.
"Hey ladyface, come sit down and try one of these cupcakes Rachel brought home. They are amazing."
"You're eating cupcakes?" Kurt walked over to sit in a chair as Rachel handed him a cupcake.
"Well yeah, what did you think we were doing?" Rachel said with a confused laugh.
"I heard some things when I was standing outside. I thought you two were having sex. It's the only thing that I haven't caught you two doing yet and oh my god these are amazing," Kurt said looking down at the cupcake in his hand.
Santana and Rachel both laughed and Santana leaned in closer to Kurt. "Actually we were just about to but now you're here kind of killing the mood."
They both laughed as Kurt started choking on his cupcake.
