Disclaimer: I Don't own any of the characters! But look who's There to the mix?
Cream + Tails Love!
By alex denny
Sonic: Hey Tails!
Tails: Hi Sonic! Amy is looking for you...again.
Sonic: Ugh...Well, tell her I'm at yankee stadie-Hey, who are those roses for?
Tails: Um...a f-friend.
Sonic: Are they for Cream?
Tails: U-um...
Sonic: I can tell when your lying and when your telling the truth, Tails, so just spit it out!
Tails: Aw Sonic...It's not anything BIG...
Tails: J-just roses.
Sonic: Tails, don't be nervous. I'll make this the best first date you've ever had.
Tails: Whew...Thanks Sonic. I thought you might not understand...
Sonic: C'mon bud! We'll do it to it! And you don't have to worry a thing about Ivo. Knuckles is taking my place while I'm helping you.
Tails: Yeah. Knuckles has really been helping out lately.
Amy: SONIIIIIIIIC!
Sonic: Step number one, Tails...
Amy Glomps Sonic
Sonic: Get used to being chased.
Amy: Oh Sonic! I was looking for you! We should start getting used to our marriage!
Tails: Huh?
Sonic: Uh...Someone e-mailed her a fake note saying I'd marry her.
Mario: Uh...Don't-a look at Me!
Sonic: WHY YOU LITTLE )&&$!
Amy: Don't be shy, Sonic! I know it was you finally admitting your feelings!
Sonic: Lemme at 'em! LEMME AT 'EM!
Mario: Mammia Mia!
Mario: Gotta go! runs away
Tails: Er...Sonic? Weren't you going to help me out?
Sonic: Sure. Amy, go get Emerl and Shadow to help us out.
Amy: Oh yes, we need to raise our young one.
Sonic: Er..Yeah. That we do.
Tails: Sonic, I gotta go see Cream. Good luck with Amy...
Amy: How cute! Tails' first date!
Sonic: OK Tails, and remember, be yourself!
Cream's House
Tails: knocks on door
Cream: Hello?
Cheese: Chao?
Tails: H-hey Cream. I got you some pretty roses.
Cream: Thank you. Would you like to come in?
Tails: Sure.
Vibration in Tail's Pocket
Tails: Sonic? I'm busy right now...
Sonic: Hi Tails. Like this communicator? I borrowed it from some guy in a white coat?
Prof. E. Gadd: Hey! Who stole my GameBoy Horror?!
Tails: Huh? Who is this?
Tails: What's this weird contraption?
Sonic: Some weird contrapsion. I think it's some type of walkie-talkie.
Shadow: We've come to send you help!
Emeral: Help! Help!
Tails: For my date?
Cream: What's wrong, Tails?
Cheese: Chaooo.
Shadow: Quick! Say something!
Cream: Was that Shadow?
Tails: N-no. That was the wind...
Tails: Um, how about some tea?
Cream: Sure.
Shadow: Phew. That was a close one.
Tails: Quiet, Shadow...
Emerl: Quiet! Quiet!
Tails: EMERL!
Cream: Eeeeek! Don't scare me like that, Tails!
Cheese: Chao!
Tails: Hold on, Cream. Runs outside and throws GB
Horror 3 miles long
Sonic: Tails? Can you hear me? Tails?!
Tails goes back inside
Tails: OK Cream. I'm back.
Cream: OK. One lump or two?
Tails: One. I'm fine at the moment.
Cream: OK.
Tails: How have you been?
Cream: Fine. I fed Cheese, was waiting for you to date me, nothing new.
Tails: Emerl has been learning how to talk. My computer busted when I connected him to it.
Cream: Neat.
Tails: WAIT! DID YOU SAY YOU WANTED TO DATE ME!
Cream: Yeah.
Tails: ALRIGHT! breakdances
Cream: I never knew you like to dance.
Tails: Er...Well, Sonic taught me how to dance.
(Outside)
(GB Horror) Sonic: D Tails!
Emerl: D! D!
Amy: You shouldn't be teaching our child such language! smacks Sonic
(Transfers to Sonic's side of the story)
Emerl: Language! Language!
Sonic: Dear God, Shut Up, Emerl!
Emerl: Shut Up! Shut Up!
Knuckles: SOME ONE KILL THAT THING!
Sonic: Knuckles?
Knuckles: Eggman isn't bothering anybody. I can stay with you, right?
Sonic: Sure...
(Back to Tails)
Cream: Would you like some Kool-Aid?
Tails: Sure! Hurry, I want to teach you some more dance moves.
Cream: OK.
Tails: I call this the worm!
Tails: Does the worm
Cream: Impressive.
Tails: Really?
Cream: Yeah!
Tails: Well, I better get back.
Cream: Bye.
Tails: Hey, I'll try to see you tomorrow, OK?
Cream: Sure, but before you go...Smooch
Tails: Woah...I'm definently going to come back tomorrow!
Cheese: Chao?
Tails: Bye.
Back at Sonic's house
Emerl: Shut Up! Shut Up!
Knuckles: D you Emerl!
Sonic: So how'd it go?
Emerl: Go! Go!
Tails: Woah...She gave me a kiss.
Emerl: Kiss! Kiss!
Amy: Aw! How cute!
E. Gadd busts in, with his face bright red
E. Gadd: Where is my freaking GB Horror?
Tails: Uh-Oh!
E. Gadd: You'll all make nice paintings for my wall!
Emerl: Shut up! I'll tear this rustbucket apart!
Knuckles: Emerl!
E. Gadd: Turns on Plotergust 3001
Emerl: Shut up, rustbucket!
E. Gadd: Fine. I'll leave. Leaves
Emerl: Leave! Leave!
Sonic: I've got a headache...
The Next Day, Tails, Emerl, and Amy are in Tails' Lab
Emerl: C'mon mom! Your breaking your record!
Tails: What record, Emerl?
Emerl: Mom is breaking her record at skipping rope.
Amy: Hah...hah...
Emerl: That's 200!
Amy: Alright!
Sonic: Hey Tails! Emerl told me tonight would be the night you propose to Cream.
Amy: Whew...whew...
Emerl: Mom, what does propose mean?
Amy: Oh darling, that's when someone asks someone else to marry them!
Sonic: Amy...you look...thinner.
Tails: She's been working out, Sonic!
Amy: Don't I look better, Sonic dear?
Sonic: Sweating Uh...yeah...uh, swell.
Amy: Oh Sonic! You're so shy!
Emerl: Sonic? Why is your face red?
Sonic: Uh...WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?! Runs
Tails: I think Sonic had...to go.
Amy: Are you nervous about tonight, Tails?
Tails: I-I'm pretty confident.
Emerl: Don't Worry! During the night, I whipped up this!
Tails: A...tape recorder?
Emerl: With this! Pushes a button and says "Will you marry me?" in a Tail-ish voice
Amy: Oh darling, you're so clever!
Emerl: Just push this and move your lips to make it look real.
Tails: Um, I'll keep this handy...Thanks.
That night
Tails: Hi Cream! I-
Popple and Mouser are robbing Cream
Popple: Alright, rookie, that's the last of 'em, see?
Mouser: Yeah! Let's tie 'er up, and get outta here!
Outside Tails: Cream? Is something wrong?
Popple: Go away, see? We got no time, see, to deal with the likes of you, see?
Tails: W-what's going on?!
Mouser: Your bunny biscuts is being robbed by us!
Popple: Rookie, you idiot! Never admit robbers are robbing, see?
Mouser: Sorry, boss.
Tails: Hey! If you're going to take from my friend, you're going to have to get past me!
Popple: Rookie! GET 'EM!
Mouser: Yes, boss!
Mouser throws a bomb at Tails, but Tails ducks. The bomb hits popple, and popple takes somthing in Tails' pocket
Mouser: Hey boss, what's that?
Popple: What's this, see? Some tape recorder?
Popple: Useless! Smashes tape recorder
Tails!! YOU...
Tails kicks Popple, making him bleed in the lip
Mouser throws three bob-bombs, Tails grabs one and throws it at the second bob-bomb, causing the third to explode in Mouser's face
Mouser: NO WAY!!! Faints
Tails then unties Cream
Tails: Cream! Hide!
Cream: OK, Tails...
Cheese: Chao Chao Chao!
Tails: Haaah...
Popple: Haah...Get him, you idiot!
Meanwhile, at Women World Presents Inc, Sonic is shopping for a gift for Amy
Sonic: So Emerl, what do you think?
Emerl: I think Mom would like this! Holds up a teddy bear that says "Marry Me!"
Sonic: PERFECT!
Back to Tails' side of the story
Tails: Haaah...Oh, I can't take it...
Popple: Hurry rookie! He's almost finished!
Mouser: All I have is this...pulls out a strange emerald
Tails: A chaos emerald!
Popple: ROOKIE, STOP, SEE? THAT'S A DIAMOND!
Mouser: Oh.
Popple tries to get the emerald from Mouser but Mouser pushes him away
Mouser: Rule #1, Boss: Finders Keepers!
Voice #1: Hey you! Stop right there!
Mouser??
A bright flash appears, warps by quickly and the emerald is gone
Voice #2: Hah. You fools. I am the only one in need of this jewel containing such a power.
Tails: gasp I-It's...
Cream: Rouge!
Tails: And Shadow!
Mouser: What's going on?
Popple: Run, Rookie!
Popple and Mouser run away
Tails: Go away, you thieves!
Shadow and Rouge look at each other
Rouge: sigh Well, now.
Shadow: Hmph. We just saved your lives, and this is the thanks we get?
Tails: You were...helping us? Oh, I'm sorry. Thank You.
Rouge: Whatever. C'mon Shadow, it's time to fuel Omega.
Shadow: Sure. Let's go...
Tails: Cream, finally! I've been waiting to talk to you...Will you...marry...Gulp Me?
Cream: YES!
Cheese: Chao!
The next day was the day of the big wedding! Tails and Cream have made the last of their invations
Cream: Neat. Is NM coming?
Tails: NO WAY! He'll eat all the wedding cake! And he replaced me from his favorites and put in Shadow!
Cream: What about C44?
Tails: Sure. He's coming.
Now we zoom to the land of Udragoth, where young hero, Dave the Barbarian is fetching the mail
Dave: BAJABBERS! An invation!
Dave quickly runs into the kicthen to report the news to Faffy, his pet dragon, and Fang, his pet monkey
Fang: I'M NOT A MONKEY! Slaps narrator
Then we zoom into Mario World
Luigi: La, la, la. checks mail
Mario: Hey Luigi. What's in the mail?
Luigi: Heh? An invitation to a wedding.
Mario: Oh goody! It's from our pal, Sonic! He's inviting us to a wedding for his friend.
Luigi: Come. Let's invite Toad, Yoshi, and Boo.
Then we zoom to the Institute. Prof. 1.99 is getting the mail
Prof. 1.99: EGADDS! We're are being invited to a wedding.
Kirby: Another one? Gee, I dunno, we've been to a lot of weddings lately, right Ian?
Ian: ...
Neil: Well, let's get packing.
Kirby: Knowing you, Neil, your too stupid too even get the brifcase from the closest.
Neil: HEY!
Kirby: Just shuddup and get ready.
Back to Tails' Story
At Tails' Lab
Emerl: C'mon mom! 50 more to go!
Amy: Huff...Huff...
Sonic: Hey Emerl. Hey..Uh..Amy.
Amy: Haah... Only a few more, Sonic...
Sonic: What's up, this time, Tails?
Tails: I'm phoning Dave, Faffy, Fang, Candy and their Uncle Oswalge.
Back at Udragoth
Uncle Oswalge: Kids! Hurruy! A summoning from the coldrain phone is at stake!
Dave: BAJABBERS!
Uncle Oswalge answers
Uncle Oswalge: Hello? Caslte of the Royal Family of Udragoth. Oswalge Speaking.
Tails: Hiya.
Uncle Oswalge: Tails! Well, congrats on your big one! So, what's on your mind?
Candy: Shopping Card?
Fang: Bugs to Squash?
Faffy: Pppppffffffffffhhhht!
Tails: You're invited to a wedding later on. Wanna come?
Uncle Oswalge: Is there Cake and Nutlogs?
Dave: Clean Halls?
Lula: Other attractive swords?
Tails: No. But you can still come.
Fang: THERE BETTER BE BUGS TO SQUASH, OR I'LL SQUASH YOU!!!
Candy: Ugh...Fang, quit desracing our family.
Dave: Isn't that my job?
Candy: Fang's turn this week.
Tails: Er, well, see you...later.
Just then the Barbarian get another call
Dave: Hello?
???: HAHAHAHAHAHODADOHODOOOAHAHAHA!
Candy: Could it be?
???: Yes, it is I...THE DARK LORD CHUCKLES THE SILLY PIGGY!
Dave: BAJABBERS!
Lula: What do you want, swine scales?
Chuckles: I shall be invading the wedding you are attending, and to made sure you get in the way, I will lock you up in a tree near the wedding.
Lula: Wouldn't you'd rather banish us?
Chuckles: Hey. Even you gotta have cake.
Chuckles then locks up the barbarians, and throws them at the tree. We now zoom back to Tails
Tails: Well...they're coming. That's all I can say.
Sonic: So, when does your wedding start?
Tails: 10 More seconds. Shadow should be done right..about...now!
Shadow: Done. The wedding hall is done!
Sonic: Gee, Shadow. You did that all by yourself?
Shadow: Cream, Omega and Emerl helpped.
Tails: Whew...This is exciting.
Mario, Luigi, Toad, Yoshi and Boo then zoom by in Mario's Car
Luigi: Hit
the brakes,
Mario!!
SSCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHH
Luigi: Sorry we're late. Mario had to stop for pasta.
Yoshi gets up off the ground
Yoshi: Some one needs driving lessons.
Mario: Shut Up!
Prof. 1.99, Kirby, Neil and Ian arrive
Kirby: Hey guys!
Ian:...
Neil: Couldn't have said it better myself.
Prof. 1.99: Hey...Where's Dave?
We hear noises from a tree
Sonic: Huh?
Shadow: What's going on?
Candy: GET US OUT OF HERE!
Dave: HELP ME! MOMMY!!!!!!
Faffy: Ppppppppppppfffffffftttttttthhhhh!
Sonic: Er, did someone get lost?
Lula: It's us, you stupid hedgehog! GET US OUT!
Sonic: Like this? Uses a blast of energy, and knocks the tree apart
Dave: Ughhhhh...
Sonic: What's goin' on?
Candy: Dave, explain.
Dave: Chuckles the Silly Piggy is planning to attack the wedding!
Tails: GASP
Kirby: DEAR GOD!
Toad: Sonic, do something!
Sonic: Ha! I'll be glad to give them a warm welcome!
And so Sonic tells his plan to his friends and the royal family of Udragoth
Now hears the plan. Dave, you and Lula set up a trap. Fang, You desguise the trap, Candy, you and Faffy must cut that rope, bringing down the trap.
Uncle Oswalge: What do I do?
Sonic: Warn us if you see anything suspicious.
Tails: What about my wedding?...
Sonic: After Chuckles is defeated, the wedding will start.
Tails:
LET'S GET TO WORK!
20 minutes later, the trap is done, just as
Uncle Oswalge spies a pig-shaped shadow
Uncle Oswalge: Intruder! Take your places!!
Sonic: Hurry! Set the trap up!
They do so. Chuckles then arrives, but notices that no one is to be seen
Chuckles: Must be on my guard...
Chuckles searches around for anything suspicious...
Sonic: FAFFY! NOW!
Faffy spits out a bolt of electricity, snapping the rope, and making a cage fall on Chuckles
Tails: We got 'em!
Chuckles: CURSE YOU!
Uncle Oswalge: Now what do we do?
Dave: Fang told me she was working on a sling-shot to banish him from the earth's surface.
Sonic: Hey, Tails is a mechanic. Can he help out with that?
Tails: Uh...she said she'd turn me into calm chowder if I don't let her do it.
Dave: I like clams.
Chuckles: YOU IDIOTS! I'll get out of here somehow!
Fang: Not quite, Piggy. I'm done.
Shadow: WHOA! That thing is HUGE!
Sonic: Well, Fang. You got this under control?
Tails: Yeah. I mean, we're putting our hands in the hope of a monkey.
Fang: I'M NOT A MONKEY!!!! Slaps Tails 99 times
Shadow: Stop this nonsense and fire that creature away!
Dave: Allow me to do the honor. Puts Chuckles on the slingshot, and uses Lula to cut the rope, because hey, she is a sword
Chuckles: Curse you Sonic-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Tails: Well, can we start my wedding?...
Sonic: You bet.
Tails: OK!
Uncle Oswalge: Do you Tails, take thy Cream, to be your wife?
Tails: I do!
Uncle Oswalge: How about you, Cream?
Cream: I sure do!
Candy: Then by the power invested by the princess of Udragoth, I hear by dub you Tails and Cream Prower.
Uncle Oswalge: Whatever. Now kiss already. I want my cake and nutlogs.
Tails and Cream kiss eachother
(Shadow's feeling a bit sensitive, unwilling to admit it)
Shadow: How boring...I-I'm outta here.
Fang: Who wants to squash-I mean, eat the wedding cake?
??: I sure do!!!!!!!!!
NM pops out of the wedding cake
NintendoMaster: Wedding caaaaaaaaaaake!
Fang: I'll take care of him.
Fang puts NM on the slingshot, and shoots him to the oblivian, as we zoom to a haystack, where Chuckles landed
Chuckles: Wow! That was unusual.
NM lands on Chuckles
Chuckles: ...Ow.
Grrr...
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During
the credits, we see Chuckles chasing NintendoMaster
NintendoMaster: Aaaaaaaaaaaah!
THE END!
A/N: This fanfic is made for Tails/Cream fans only or those who just want to see characters from their own shows.
