A fan-fic by LegendofHugh and Coonamatatah, 2006.
Disclaimer: All characters in this fiction are owned by Nintendo. I do not own any characters degraded in this fic for your pleasure.
Please note this is my first fan fic, so it probably won't be too good. Please R & R anyway!
CHAPTER 1: Good Morning EveryoneIt was 8am at Smash Mansion. Everyone was just waking up after a late night of smashing.
Mario woke up in his mushroom wallpapered bedroom, next to his girlfriend, Peach. He walked out into the grounds and picked a bunch of flowers for Peach and a bunch of mushrooms for his breakfast. Luigi, on the other hand, was in the janitor's closet, sleeping next to his Poltergust. He was rudely awoken by the sound of the boiler going berserk. I don't get any respect. Why the hell can't I bunk with someone else! Sighing, he got to work on the boiler.
Bowser stopped snoring inside his shell, and got up out of his basement lair, roasting a Toad to eat along the way. Yoshi lay asleep on the roof amidst the remains of his midnight snack (10 cans of fruit salad). DK roused himself in his tree house, surrounded by the remains of his midnight snack (several dozen bananas). Wario rolled off his pile of "legally obtained" treasure in the Smash Safe, and made sure, with his er, emissions, that no one would take it.
Fox woke up in the captain's quarters of the Great Fox, in his Arwing-shaped bed. Falco woke up after falling asleep at the wheel of his Arwing. Luckily, the computer had put on the autopilot. Unluckily, the autopilot wasn't very intelligent, so he was stuck in a tree.
Pikachu and Pichu woke up in their yellow smiley-face beds and turned on Sesame Street. They loved Elmo the most. Jigglypuff woke up in her recording studio after recording another album, though she was pissed that, like all her other songs, no one could listen to them without dropping of. Mewtwo woke up in his PSI chamber. Sure, it reminded him of his lab tube back on Cinnibar, but at least it kept his brain ticking over.
Captain Flacon woke up in his bed to the sound of Mozart. He reached over, picked up his pistol and shot the stereo. Heavy metal rock started playing. Now that, he liked. Samus' gunship came down from orbit and dropped her off at the back door. Samus was just in a tracksuit today, as her Power Suit was being dry-cleaned. Metroid crap was really hard to get out.
Marth awoke and immediately started his sword training for the day. He always wanted to be at his best, just in case Master Hand threw a surprise tournament. Roy lay still snoring, sucking his thumb and cuddling his blanket. He couldn't be bothered training. As far as he could tell, it was just a waste of time and energy.
Kirby awoke on the kitchen floor, having scoffed down everything in the pantry (except for the teabags. They belonged to Peach, and Kirby didn't want to go through all that again). He sat up, put on his big red shoes and went outside for something to eat. Ness woke in his kiddy racecar bed in a room plastered with baseball posters and books on advanced psychology. He immediately and immaturely started scanning the other Smasher's minds for any juicy gossip.
Ganondorf came down from his dark tower, grumpy as usual. Those Master Sword scars hurt like hell. He casually punted Kirby off the kitchen floor and walked over to the medicine cabinet, where he found Kirby had eaten all his painkillers. Ganondorf quickly turned and threw Kirby through the nearest wall.
Young Link woke up in his simply decorated hut, which sat next to DK's tree. He grabbed his sword and shield, and took his slingshot out for target practice. Zelda woke up in her large, beautiful bedroom, next to her hero (both metaphorically and literally), Adult Link. Not for the first time, she wondered why having two Links exist in one time line wasn't causing an apocalyptic interdimensional time/space paradox. Meh. I'll just ask E.Gadd later.
Mr. Game and Watch didn't sleep. He couldn't sleep. All he could do was beep. And Smash. And when he wasn't Smashing with everyone else, he was used as a fire alarm, or a clock.
Just as everyone had gathered in the Smash Arena, E.Gadd came flying in on his motorbike.
"Hey everyone, guess what I just invented!" he cried.
Well, that concludes chapter 1. Next time, we'll see what the hell E.Gadd is talking about!