Counting to Forever
Zero
The number of times he had a descent grade in Potions.
One
The number of times he got a kiss from Cho Chang.
Two
The number of times he asked Snape if he ever washed his hair. He learned quickly that nobody fucked with the Potions Master except for Lucius.
Three
The number of times he screwed Draco in a closet. The third time was ruined when Peeves came floating in with an arm full of condoms.
Four
The number of time he and Draco had sex by the lake. Harry was pretty sure that Moaning Myrtle was watching from the shadows.
Five
The number of times that Ron walked in while he and Draco were in bed.
Six
The number of times he called his parents names in his sleep.
Seven
The number of times he cursed Voldemort after he woke up.
Eight
The number of times he pushed the razor into his skin because he was fed up with being the "chosen one."
Nine
The number of times he thought about jumping into the lake and never resurfacing.
Ten
The number of times he held his wand to his chest, the words "Avada Kedavra" on his lips.
Forever
The length of time it would take for everybody to get over Harry Potter's death.