Your Next!
Woody and Luke were at the Ambulance Bay preparing their newest and finest joke. There was a new paramedic starting today and they wanted to make sure they got a welcome they would never forget. Luke went into the bay to get his morning dose of coffee as Woody set up one of the ambulances. As he started to finish it he saw a tall slim blonde woman walking towards the ambulance, he was immediately intrigued as he ran up to her.
"Hey there gorgeous, the names Woody, what's yours?" Woody asked as the woman flashed him a huge gorgeous smile. "I'm guessing your real names not Woody but I'll go with that, the names Jade." The girl said as she started to flirt with Woody. "So Woody what's a good looking guy like you doing in a job like this? You should be out there being a model?" Jade continued to seduce him in a flirtatious voice. "Well my mum works here."
"Oh family, you know I'm free tonight, what about you?" She asked as a smile played across her face. "Yeah I'm fine for tonight, 7 good?" Woody asked as she continued to flatter her eyes at him. Woody saw Luke approaching them from the corner of his eye. "Oh Luke, this is Jade, she's visiting a friend in hospital and she's going out with me tonight." Jade knew she was busted now so she thought, "Well I'll do it now to avoid more embarrassment to the poor things, and myself."
Jade turned her head to look at Luke as Luke realised who it was. "Woody, quickly get away from her!" Luke yelled as Jade looked at Woody seducing him. "Why, your just jealous!" Woody replied back. "NO Woody that's not who you think it" before Luke can continue his sentence Jade has grabbed some flour and water bombs out of her bag and busted them on Woody.
"Gotcha mate, you know you guys are all the same, stupid and gullible, willing to fall for any girl that comes your way!" Jade said as Luke walked over. "Woody meet who you think is Jade, otherwise known as Nikki Marshall, or her old name Tricky Nikki." Luke said as Nikki looked at Woody and smiled stupidly at him.
"Hi Luke and Woody, well not sure if you know but I'm the new paramedic!" Nikki said as Woody turned his head away. "Wait you're the knew paramedic? Then who was the other woman who just walked into the canteen?" Luke said. "Wait does she have brown hair and blue eyes?" Nikki asked. "Yep, do you know her?" Nikki laughed at them, you guys are in so much trouble now, she's the new head paramedic at Holby!" Nikki laughed.
Woody and Luke's faces turned red and scrunched up and Nikki couldn't help but laugh. "You guys are so screwed! Well it was nice knowing you but I have got somewhere to go, have fun!" With that Nikki walked off with Luke and Woody still fuming. Nikki laughed and thought that they got what they deserve.